eBay tat volume 3.

[DSdriver]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMC-Classic-Collections-project-barn-find-very-rare-vehicle-/201037089471

 

There must be a few quids worth of scrap ally in this - mainly in the beer cans in the passenger footwell.

[wuvvum]

Fark me, those JU250s are miserable enough to drive in standard form - I shudder to think what they must be like with a fucking great Luton box on the back.

[Jim Bergerac]

I'd absolutely love a 420 Turbo, especially as that one seems to be about the only unbarried one left. It was on the bay for ages last year with a BIN of something like £2,000.

 

More like welly green than snot

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-ROVER-RANGE-ROVER-GREEN-/281269120816?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417cf22f30

 

should this have this grille?

 

No, the grill with horizontal slats came in for 1987, the Land Rover oval for 1989. The bumper/airdam/spoiler is later too, as are the rims. The rest is correct for an 82 though, which was the first year for the more door.

 

A 1982 should look more like this:

 

[wuvvum]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-ROVER-420-GSI-TURBO-RED-/291082800132?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c5e30c04

 

This looks fantastic, the 420 Turbo was a real Q car, just a shame it suffered from chronic torque steer. 

 

I actually test drove one of those once, and I have to admit I was rather underwhelmed by the performance.  Don't get me wrong, it wasn't slow, just not nearly as quick as I would have expected with 200bhp in a relatively small car.  I didn't think the torque steer was too bad - but then at the time I was using a tweaked Saab 9000 Turbo as a daily, so I may have had a high tolerance.

[wuvvum]

Look at this wee sweetie hiding away in the parts section.

 

 

Looks like a bit of sill grot there, and the faded Ingerlund flag perhaps doesn't bode well, but at that price I still would.

[mouseflakes]

That JU250 looks like a Boxer puppy that's been set upon and beaten up by a flock of rowdy geese. I think they even guffed (repeatedly) in its face.

[Tetleysmooth]

Someone save it!!!

 

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/spares-or-repair/1048682947#photo-content

[Disco Fever]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-480-CELEBRATION-AUTO-/261402464877?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cdccd126d

 

 

Well, at least you can tell what it is. Series of pics taken in heavy twilight. I can only assume that the headlights won't go down.

[derskine]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-GLS-SH-BLACK-/281269056557?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417cf1342d#ht_326wt_1399

 

[derskine]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MINOR-1000-BROWN-VINTAGE-RETRO-/131119279003?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e87516b9b#ht_150wt_1399

 

 

Got a real hankering for a Morris Minor recently, the free taxness is appealing, but I need to get rid of something first.

[dollywobbler]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MINOR-1000-BROWN-VINTAGE-RETRO-/131119279003?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e87516b9b#ht_150wt_1399

 

 

 

Got a real hankering for a Morris Minor recently, the free taxness is appealing, but I need to get rid of something first.

 

Sanity?

[cort16]

I was furiously rubbing my trousers over the cavalier coupe until I saw this.

 

 

 

 

 

I had the chance of a really tidy ex-giffer owned one of these last year for 1800 quid. I had the money, I should have done it.

[derskine]

If I sold the 340 and got a minor I could save about £500 quid a year I reckon spread across tax and insurance.

But that would probably be offset by the fact the 340 is worth about £200, a decent minor being 7 times as much perhaps.

[cort16]

We've been, going together
Too long to be vague
When there's something to say
If it's not now, then it's never
So I'll say it straight out
'Cos I have no doubt, no doubt

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-AUSTIN-METRO-CITY-GREEN-BARN-FIND-/191075792351?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2c7d0135df

[cort16]

living as a Materia girl and I'm a Materia girl.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIHATSU-MATERIA-/221377205679?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item338b1c15af

[cort16]

Now that's what I call a Volvo 1994.

 

 

Look at the flippin size of the boot!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-940-s-Estate-/151235490527?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item23365672df

[wuvvum]

OMGBARNFIND Ambassador in [somewhere unpronouncable in Walesshire]

 

[wuvvum]

This is an informative advert.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/car-i-am-sell-mycar-as-i-got-a-bigger-car-now-/271403793684?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item3f30ed3d14#ht_44wt_1142

[cort16]

LOL that's a slow hand clap that one. No details, no pictures and in the floor mats section. EXCELLENT EBAYER A+++

[derskine]

What is wrong with some people?!

[gordonbennet]

Kin ell, thought the ad was bad enough, my eyes have gorn funny trying to make sense of the bugger...how the hell did you find it in the carpet section.

 

You realise that twerps going to be voting come the next stitch up...bloody nora.

[anonymous user]

Not Sweeney, shut it you're nicked, Inspector Morse, etc.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsuoka-Viewt-Baby-MK2-Jag-based-on-Nissan-Micra-K11-/251455452685?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a8be9b60d

[anonymous user]

Talbot Vulgalour?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Talbot-Fulgur-MF75-/271406009334?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f310f0bf6

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Alvis-TF21-Fixedhead-Coupe-/161229102740?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258a00de94

 

 

Classified ad price:

£16,000.00

 

Oooh

 

 

Offered at auction please be aware price is guide only

Bugger

[Sudsprint]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Alvis-TF21-Fixedhead-Coupe-/161229102740?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item258a00de94

 

 

 

Oooh

 

 

Don't worry, a classic dealer will soon have that up for £45k parked on some gravel in front of one of those new oak barn garages so you feel much better about being rooked for the £20k you're paying over the auction hammer price.

[gary_davidson]

living as a Materia girl and I'm a Materia girl.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIHATSU-MATERIA-/221377205679?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item338b1c15af

my inlaws have one of these, the interior isn't as funky as the exterior, bit bland and boring

[gary_davidson]

I need a new chair, current one in the front room is about as comfortable as a bag of cement and I've decided at 34 years old I should have a chair that's called mine in true old man style, what do you think of this bad boy?

[derskine]

Slightly off topic but that looks a fine chair, and bonus with the mug.

[vulgalour]

This leather chair is was quite nice.  Either fix it by pulling it true with an Austin 1100 and a ratchet strap or chop it up to turn it into some stylish* furniture for your swinging* bachelor pad.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VANDEN-PLAS-1300-PRINCESS-DAMAGED-SALVAGE-NO-RESERVE-BARGAIN-/181328212749?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a3800f30d

[Bucketeer]

A bunch of bargainous Bulgarian beauties.

 

Opel Rekord Olympia Caravan - £440ish

http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11361375650708768&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

 

Skoda 100 - £440ish

http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11390376559042311&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

 

Volga 2410 - £440ish

http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11382706861731289&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

 

Wartburg 353 - £220ish

http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11385889010660156&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

 

ZAZ 968 - £350ish

http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11392134248123126&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

 

Trabant 601 - £280ish

http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11389448215390395&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

If that little lot doesn't leave you nursing one, nothing will.