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PAGING FELINE IN SOMEONE  WHO SPECIALISES IN FUSING METAL TOGETHER

 

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http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/4338201/BARN_FIND_jag_sovereign_not_jap_jdm_diesel_rare_supercharged_fast_turbo_turd/

 

'I'm open to anything, not sure of the value of it, don't really care either, offer me what you like, worst I can say is no. Cash, cars, furniture, items... Whatever you want... Just don't offer me anything in kind as I don't smoke the bloke.'

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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It has some recites

 

 

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'I am going to kill my husband, I have stuck all I can stick,

of plastic fucking shittery, I've really had my wick.

He glued it on one long weekend and stuck on that stupid pic,

But I'll get my own back one fine day by taking an axe to his dick'

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Now that's what I call thread drift!  Should be some kind of award for a veer like that.  :-D

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I have to confess I'd never really felt tempted to eat a Corsa B and an industrial unit's worth of bananas, then making a copy of my next Richard and designing a vehicle around it.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-CHEVROLET-SSR-CONCEPT-TRUCK-/161223479210?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2589ab0faa

 

A word springs to mind here: Gopping.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Check out this bit of class in CheeseRollingshire

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-CA-CAMPER-GOWN-VAN-ICE-CREAM-VAN-/380840932369?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item58abe37411

 

For £4,750 I'd want a camper van, gown van and ice cream van, at least which two of which must be roadworthy.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-1-Chippendale-Dash-For-Renovation-Rare-model-/261396822539?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cdc76fa0b

 

'early Chippendale dash'

 

Just imagine pulling some bint in a club, telling you have a Rolls Royce and mentioning the Chippendales: just after she'd jump in and start fizzing at the bung hole you could open the glovebox, release a couple of cartoon chipmonks, pass her some bog roll tube and ask who's going first.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I know pretty much the square root of eff all about VAG stuff, but isn't this a Skoda, not a VW?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-CADDY-PICK-UP-LOW-MILES-RUNS-MINT-1095-VAT-PX-OFFERS-WHY-/291078645298?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43c5a3a632

 

'THE OLD FLOOR HAS ALREADY BEEN REMOVED BY A PROPER CHAP'

 

Have they always spelt twat differently in Lancashire?

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Mega rare Sofia Type C.

Bulgarian kit car using bits from a 1979 Lada.

Not cheap at 3000 leva / £1400 though.

 

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http://nfs.mobile.bg/pcgi/mobile.cgi?topmenu=1&act=4&adv=11357129903983931&f1=details&slink=5nmuj9

 

 

This however is not a patch on it's sibling, the Sofia Type B which in my eyes is the King MechaGodzilla of all shite.

I got chatting to a chap driving in a Trabant rally in BG last year who showed me some pictures of the Sofia B that he used to own. I've been smitten ever since.

Only 20 or 30 were ever built, and to complement the stunning* aesthetics it has a Lada (1300 I think) engine, gearbox and interior and even manual crank operated pop-up headlights.

 

Here's a picture of a Sofia B.

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If anyone should ever happen to spot one of these for sale, fire the bucket-signal high into the sky and I will come running.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-FORD-CAPRI-LS-4SPD-BLACK-/111278136072?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e8b19b08

 

I don't think I've seen one as rough as this and still on the road since the 90's!

 

I had one same colour and equally bad years back. I (almost) sold it to a copper who wasn't impressed when it ran out of petrol on a test drive and was further less impressed when the reg no. on the MOT didn't match the car. I rectified that and sold it to a bloke who took something like 4 hours to get here from 35 miles away. He was a complete and utter fruitcake, orange and pink shoe laces, trousers half way up his legs fruitcake, but an absolute diamond fella. When he saw it it was like all his birthdays and most of his (equally mad) son's had come at once, he couldn't stop going on about how happy he was with it.  

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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KERCHING! moment for Duke Vulgar enterprises...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-R6-1972-/141191270256?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20dfa7cf70

 

 

Non-KERCHING! moment for Duke Vulgar enterprises

 

'£4,500.00. asking price one third of restoration cost'

 

Uh oh

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This weather is a right bastard at the moment but I hope one particular BFO wall in Devon isn't structurally strong...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-baywindow-camper-/271400180474?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f30b61afa

 

'I am a massive twat, please come round and kick me in the bollocks with steel toe capped Doc Martens'

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