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Paul Dupart Rank: BL Wedge

Paul Dupart

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Re the Tranny flatbed, like the way they've extended the exhaust upwards with some plastic shitpipe, for doing flood recoveries.....

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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I just held an impromptu seance and asked Ronnie James Dio to employ his well-respected 'sign of the horns' comparative measuring technique against the photo of that Transit beaver-tail.

 

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He confirmed that the overhang is precisely 100% of the wheelbase. Isn't the legal limit 40% or thereabouts?

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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He confirmed that the overhang is precisely 100% of the wheelbase. Isn't the legal limit 40% or thereabouts?

 

I think it's 60% in the UK.  No idea what the regs are in France though.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Oops - didn't click the link to the advert - hadn't spotted it was on the Continent. I'll check the French rules with Serge Gainsbourg when I have my weekly catch-up chat with him tomorrow (I have a French ouija board). He used to do a bit recovery work on the side, he'll know.

smellmycheese Rank: Austin Maxi

smellmycheese

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Here you go:

 

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Wankstain, Gobshite, Shitlicker, Knobrot,Spastic, Arsepart of an excuse of a human needs his arms cutting off with a blunt, rusty kitchen knife and shoving right up his arse so his fingers stick out his mouth. May aswell pull all his fucking teeth out while we're at it and put the pictures in maxpower magazine to try deter twats from makin already shit cars even shittier with shitty fucking body fucking kits. CUNT. Rant over
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meshking Rank: Citroen Ami

meshking

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If this primera has never give any trouble, why did you choose to use a photo of it on the back of a flatbed?

 

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clearly, it's not a civic and I am an idiot.

nigel bickle Rank: Renault 16

nigel bickle

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Had 2 Guilettas -amusing & quirky cars, exemplified by the elec window switches, placed  above your head in front of the sunroof! Very cockpit!

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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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My French isn't great, so when I asked Google to translate the ad for the Guilietta I was pleased to see it really is a peach...

 

100% original and in very good condition in its own juice

Yes!

cyruspower Rank: Austin Maxi

cyruspower

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Straight outta Trumpton, crazy mutha fucker named Chippy Minton

From stop motion children's television

When I'm called off, I got a sawed off

Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off

You too, puppet, if ya fuck with me

PC McGarry's gonna hafta come and get me

Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out

For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out

 

Brian Cant starts to mumble, he wants to rumble

Mix him and cook him in a pot like gumbo

Goin off on a motherfucker like that

With a gat that's pointed at yo ass

So plane it off smooth

Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a hack move

Here's a murder rap to keep yo nervy

With a crime record like Mickey Murphy

Black & Decker sander is the tool

Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool

 

I'm knockin puppets out tha tool box, daily

Yo weekly, monthly and yearly

Until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly

That I'm down with the capital T-P-T

Boy you can't fuck with me

 

So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck

Coz Chippy Minton is crazy as fuck

As I leave, believe I'm stompin

But when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Trumpton

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Straight outta Trumpton, crazy mutha fucker named Chippy Minton

...etc...

straight outta Trumpton

 

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... what? :shock:

 

 

And yes, that 604 has definitely been built with the aid of a Granada.

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michael1703 Rank: Renault 16

michael1703

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Cheap fiesta project

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Fiesta-Project-Spares-Or-Repairs-/321291783118?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4ace7b8bce

 

Cheap vectra http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOTd-Seviced-Vauxhall-Saloon-Cheap-Car-/151202526792?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item23345f7648

 

Cheap mondeo

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mondeo-2ltr-reg-2001-mot-tax-165-sold-as-seen-/151203216984?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item233469fe58

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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That 604/granada hybrid has cropped up on here before, maybe on the shooting brake thread?

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Cheap turbo diesel Scimitar - be quick.  If this wasn't up in Scotlandcestershire I'd be bidding.

 

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