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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Wait a second...

 



Plus the engine out of this:

 

Check this bucket of toss out. The window looks like the bathroom of a Rhyl pensioner's bungalow, andf the interior the same as a 1967 static caravan

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lincoln-limo-stretch-town-car-with-great-numberplate-Runs-well-/321270304496?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4acd33cef0

 

 

Would make for some truly rapid shite.

Heritage Certificate shovage up the arse of someone with a doubtless octagonally shaped anus would be an added bonus.
 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I'M GOING TO LIVE IN THE COUNTRY SO NEED A 4X4 VEHICLE WITH BULL BARS BIG ENOUGH TO STOP A FAMILY OF HIPPOS SO I HAVE WELDED THE GATES FROM MICHAEL JACKSONS NEVER LAND TO THE FRONT OF MY CAR

Distance to nearest co-op 0.01 miles

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-grand-vitara-2ltr-petrol-t-t-2001-/271343265427?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f2d51a693

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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The ugliest part of this thing is the massive grille...

 

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... which being Fiat 850 based, isn't actually real.

 

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Has that just driven out of the lake james bond lotus styleee or has the handbrake failed and it's rolling backerds like wot 'appened in corrie once yonks ago?

 

It's an XJ6, so OF COURSE the handbrake's failed.  Wasn't that Annie Walker's beige Rover P6 in Corrie, though?

 

P6s are bloody everywhere on here this month.

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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Bloody hell, yes!  Fred Gee and Annie Walker's Rover!  I think that was about when I last watched Corrie.  (don't mention Barry Grant's Jag on the beach in Brookside.  Or Stan and Jack's bus in Holiday On The Buses)  Sorry for the diversion.

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dome Rank: Lancia Gamma

dome

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Has that just driven out of the lake james bond lotus styleee or has the handbrake failed and it's rolling backerds like wot 'appened in corrie once yonks ago?

 

I tell you what hasn't happened. The Jag hasn't just been snapped after I disposed of some, er, unwanted cargo rolled up in an old carpet into the quarry. Not at all, No Siree. 

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dome Rank: Lancia Gamma

dome

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It's an XJ6, so OF COURSE the handbrake's failed.  Wasn't that Annie Walker's beige Rover P6 in Corrie, though?

 

P6s are bloody everywhere on here this month.

Oi, Handbrakes fine actually. It's holding it outside as we speak OH FUCK ITS ROLLED INTO MY PORSCHE*

 

*Don't worry kiddies, no old car  were hurt in the making of this post

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Vendor offers no warranty on this Alfa V6 engined rarity a measly 650 miles from Calais. Actually I'm going to stick my next out and say punting on something like this will be will leave you in utter misery for 90% of its ownership... decent odds for most shittists

 

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Check out the interior on it, it's like a life size version of something my younger sister would stick her Barbie dolls in circa 1985...

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/584573065.htm?ca=17_s

beko1987 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

beko1987

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Those Volcane ones are the absolute bollocks, I wish mine was one of them. Pretty sure they did they a TD version, if that was a bit closer/I had some money I think I'd buy it and convert it to diesel. 

I miss my ZX, in some ways it was so much better than the XM. If a really tasty td estate comes up close to me next year I could be tempted...

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Hey I remember Wuvliam Hague having one of them a while back! They certainly look like a good way to fail to arrive at your destination fairly regularly.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Hey, it's another of those povo car vans type things. No rear seats.. or handles, just misery in bucket loads. Looks brill actually, I love the way they don't even attempt to do anything with the rear handle recess... it's like: you know what you bought, why try and hide it?

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/565182922.htm?ca=17_s

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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I just looked up the tax details on the Mk2 Cav.

 

 

 

Tax Status: Unlicensed
Expiry Date: 06/04/2013
Registration Date: 14/05/1982

 

It was still on the road until earlier this year!

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