eBay tat volume 3.

[grogee]

Mildly barried MG Maestro in BDudley

£4k 

https://ebay.us/m/GGbr3W

Seller should have tried harder at school

[cort16]

44,000 mile 1.9DN/A. £2750 though. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-zx-hatchback-1995-manual-1905-cc-5-doors/1500580408

[500tops]

Nissan Ebro crack den

 

https://ebay.us/m/SJdlxx

[D.E]

Quote

This sh1t box starts and drives, it has no MOT so I’ve SORN it. It’s probably the worst car I’ve ever endeavoured to own so it has to go before my mother in law sets me on fire. It starts and drives but after a couple of miles it throws its toys out the pram (like my missus after an argument) and won’t rev over 3k revs. God knows what’s wrong so don’t ask, I think it might the flux capacitor…that’s what my mechanic said, but he is locked up in Strangeways at the moment. If you win the auction it’s yours full stop. And don’t ask me about what’s wrong as I have no idea ……. So good look at winning the worst car available on eBay. 

brabus smart car

[urpert]

1 hour ago, D.E said:

brabus smart car

Sounds like the seller should be on here!

[1duck]

[Cavcraft]

3 hours ago, grogee said:

Mildly barried MG Maestro in BDudley

£4k 

https://ebay.us/m/GGbr3W

Seller should have tried harder at school

 

'The bootlid has been replaced and has a different key'

Fucking hell, M8, it's a Maestro. The different keys had different keys, it's how they came from the showroom.

[Cavcraft]

Honda C50 1970 Elephant Grey Showing Only 650 Miles | eBay UK

About as perfect as it gets. Take note, frame hacking/knobbly tyres wankers.

[SunnySouth]

Well maintained if *slightly tatty genuine classic Fiat effort:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202507094324207?sort=price-asc&searchId=5f2884ed-f1c7-4db9-bd6b-48dfcc8b07f8&advertising-location=at_cars&page=23&postcode=SO53 3AJ&fromsra

[Cavcraft]

LPG'd 414

Rover 414 sli | eBay UK

'Ready to pass MOT'

 

[Cavcraft]

singer vogue gazelle 1964 | eBay UK

'Bought from Matthewsons'

The other bidders were the clock on the wall,  Derek's cat and the invisible man's underpants.

[SunnySouth]

Blue Barge/Brick/Breezeblock Bargain:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202507064214745?sort=price-asc&searchId=5f2884ed-f1c7-4db9-bd6b-48dfcc8b07f8&advertising-location=at_cars&page=37&postcode=SO53 3AJ&fromsra

 

[Cavcraft]

1977 Midget 1500 Sports Car. Non Runner Restoration Project. Very Rare | eBay UK

Looks considerably happier than Dave_Lee_Cartland dog did when that really shit Midget turned up.

'Very Rare'

So 'very rare' there's another one the same right fucking next to it.

[Cavcraft]

Vauxhall Zafira B 2009 1.6CC 7 Seat | eBay UK

'It's only had one previous owner: Roger Hargreaves'

[SunnySouth]

4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1977 Midget 1500 Sports Car. Non Runner Restoration Project. Very Rare | eBay UK

Looks considerably happier than Dave_Lee_Cartland dog did when that really shit Midget turned up.

'Very Rare'

So 'very rare' there's another one the same right fucking next to it.

“collects rarities….” Or something

[Cavcraft]

Ford Mk 5 Escort Van - Restoration required or spares | eBay UK

[Cavcraft]

1974 Bedford TK Lorry Vintage Classic Truck Original | eBay UK

Keep the plates, and weigh the wheels in if you can find tubeless replacements.

[EyesWeldedShut]

10 hours ago, D.E said:

brabus smart car

OK - who bid? Wasn't me....

[TheIsleofShite]

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1910821

[grogee]

Cheeky little Punto. £750 start bid Daventry 

https://ebay.us/m/o92l1v

[grogee]

Jaguar XE on end-of-life care, £1500 start bid Nhants. 

https://ebay.us/m/QUQu6b

A sorry tale of throwing good money after bad:

"Spare or repair. Suspected oil pump failure.

Car starts and drive first time ever time no problem, after couple of seconds oil light control starts flashing, on and off.
Engine making some noise.
I bought this car on car action couple months ago as non runner, it has timing chain replaced by my local mechanic.
Mot for 11 months."

[grogee]

BOGOF WRX Imprezas, £3500 Corby

https://ebay.us/m/SffsfT

[HMC]

have we had this?

1990s pc project car

 

[UltraWomble]

11 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

 

Is anybody ever tempted to re-register to random strangers when people put document details on line?

[D.E]

V6 Espace with the panoramic roof:

2001 Renault Grand Espace Auto 3.leter Petrol Six Seater Spares Or Repairs

Quote

 

“2001 Renault grand espace auto mot till may 2026 high mileage runs and drives but needs the ignition barrel sorted out as it sticks when engaged to the starter motor it as age related marks to the body work and it as four new tyres just before I got it cash on collection pickup only”

[tooSavvy]

16 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

Is anybody ever tempted to re-register to random strangers when people put document details on line?

Yeah..... BUT you can see where it was MOTd 😶‍🌫️

🚙💨

[wuvvum]

18 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

Is anybody ever tempted to re-register to random strangers when people put document details on line?

Yes, especially if it's an Escort van.

B. Cavcraft Esq, 3 Council Garages, Chester.

[wesacosa]

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, HMC said:

have we had this?

1990s pc project car

 

Loos exactly 237, 414 times worse since the paint job.

[UltraWomble]

42 minutes ago, wesacosa said:

£500 or its getting scrapped!

You will get less for scrap value so why not just offer it for scrap value (or at least dont shout about it being scrapped because its certainly not going to convince anyone to "save it")