eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Just now, Rustybullethole said:

Looks pretty solid in lots of places too. 

Can see that doing way above their estimate.

[Schaefft]

Basically a brand new '91 Accord, not cheap though!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/360075529774729/

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

That is utterly, utterly  rotten.

FTFY

[D.E]

Doesn't steer or brake well, one tyre is bad, leaks oil and some parts aren't properly attached. But yeah, you can totally drive it away!

Quote

Good 2.5D banana engine drive's good apart from play in steering wheel I'm used to it but have steering box for replacement for MOT brakes are insufficient needs brake master cylinder replacement which I have you can drive it away now it will still stop you needs NS kingpin replacement have a complete front axle or you can just do the one kingpin a part from them one New tyre and a couple of bulbs 

 

Spoiler

Date tested

17 July 2024

FAIL

Mileage

118,246 miles

Test location

View test location

 

MOT test number

3143 9400 2572

Do not drive until repaired (dangerous defects):

• Steering box has excessive free play detected at the steering wheel to the extent that safe steering is affected (steering box fitted) (2.3 (a) (ii))
• Nearside Rear Outer Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (5.2.3 (e))

Repair immediately (major defects):

• Nearside Front Headlamp aim too high (4.1.2 (a))
• Offside Front Headlamp aim projected beam image is obviously incorrect (4.1.2 (c))
• Front passenger door cannot be opened from outside the vehicle (6.2.3 (a))
• Offside Rear fog lamp not working (4.5.1 (a) (ii))
• Offside Front Axle king pin is loose in the axle beam (5.1.2 (d) (i))
• Rear Brakes imbalanced across an axle (1.2.1 (b) (i))
• Offside Front Shock absorbers insecurely attached (5.3.2 (a) (i))
• Service brake efficiency below requirements (1.2.2 (a) (i))

Repair as soon as possible (minor defects):

• Nearside Front Position lamp incorrect colour (4.2.3 (a) (i))
• Offside Front Position lamp incorrect colour (4.2.3 (a) (i))
• Steering box leaking oil (2.1.1 (e) (i))

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

• Oil leak, but not excessive (8.4.1 (a) (i))
• Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material all (1.1.11 (c))

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/226368859788?itmmeta=01J8TPP4GE4CF7BPPT3R84JVF9&hash=item34b4a2ae8c:g:tyIAAOSwalxm8tzZ&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4IGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9yAQuufcupLgu%2B%2BmrT0wJgbbjAGi3BlEqQHvtTkRnHN1tK15m%2FBYGe%2BX7sK5AZs5QjKPIJbBr0wvNdKGXdycRwC34lam9tEm0hPgRDPExM8JeJBHPbzKCeq2B3eaeTr5PxvN%2FXEiLShNyq2vmN6k%2Bg%2FoEv4lFmxJPp4fT%2BcIJ1dIZkxa7KIMOQ5wc5CbvCxTakQU14xNDZtNofJH3lXRx4ydRrw6sKxmQGM%2BxfADiXe%2BaOhCeOTEJqdEvTZ3uowq44Dpkqaa0HdKzMG0fekLjxo|tkp%3ABk9SR6zI2NbGZA

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/405253776211

Diesel Disastra Estate @Cavcraft

[UltraWomble]

When you wanna be all Gangsta but are shit at dealing cake and chop.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/135264159982

[UltraWomble]

Civic with LPG & MOT

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256652044631

[Cavcraft]

I'd like to call the scrapyard in

and put and end to this fucking thing, if I could

lob a great big HIAB through it's sole

and become Britain's greatest shit car crushing Robin Hood

Chrysler PT cruiser 2.2 CRD 2005 | eBay

My eyes are dim, they cannot see,

get us quick to A&E

but if you take me in that fucking thing,

you're gonna get your head kicked in

2008 EX FRONTLINE AMBULANCE | eBay

Don't lose your Vento behind the shopping centre, son

Just remember, that's where  ME AN UR MUM

Voltswagon Vento | eBay

Conifers cut and jet washing blag

double haircut like me grandad

read the stories in the news

fly tipping and rigger boot shoes

2018 FORD TRANSIT L2 SINGLE CAB ALLOY TIPPER IDEAL TREE SURGEON VEHICLE EURO 6 | eBay

Lock your nan up with your daughter

there's a limo coming to your back water

Blackpool bound with ale and fags

fill the back up with old slags

LINCOLN LIMOSINE 4.6 AUTO PETROL LPG**STARTS & DRIVES GEARBOX LEAK** | eBay

Don't lose your Farina

to Standlake arena, son

Just remember

pre-68 will come

austin a60 cambridge | eBay

Down the back of the local church

for the second time in life, love hurts

soz I turned up 3 hours late

my dog has eaten the wheel trim M8

rolls royce | eBay

I've been waiting here for bastard hours

where's my missus? fuck the flowers

she's on the shoulder of me older brother

young offender's dubber

VW Splitscreen Wedding bus | eBay

Don't lose your marbles

on eBay tonight, son

Just remember

the price of scrap has gone

TALBOT SUNBEAM BODYSHELL spares or repair not lotus rally chrysler | eBay

 

 

[meggersdog]

24 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

When you wanna be all Gangsta but are shit at dealing cake and chop.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/135264159982

Number plate not included

 

thank fuck

[wesacosa]

25 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

I'd like to call the scrapyard in

and put and end to this fucking thing, if I could

lob a great big HIAB through it's sole

and become Britain's greatest shit car crushing Robin Hood

Chrysler PT cruiser 2.2 CRD 2005 | eBay

My eyes are dim, they cannot see,

get us quick to A&E

but if you take me in that fucking thing,

you're gonna get your head kicked in

2008 EX FRONTLINE AMBULANCE | eBay

Don't lose your Vento behind the shopping centre, son

Just remember, that's where  ME AN UR MUM

Voltswagon Vento | eBay

Conifers cut and jet washing blag

double haircut like me grandad

read the stories in the news

fly tipping and rigger boot shoes

2018 FORD TRANSIT L2 SINGLE CAB ALLOY TIPPER IDEAL TREE SURGEON VEHICLE EURO 6 | eBay

Lock your nan up with your daughter

there's a limo coming to your back water

Blackpool bound with ale and fags

fill the back up with old slags

LINCOLN LIMOSINE 4.6 AUTO PETROL LPG**STARTS & DRIVES GEARBOX LEAK** | eBay

Don't lose your Farina

to Standlake arena, son

Just remember

pre-68 will come

austin a60 cambridge | eBay

Down the back of the local church

for the second time in life, love hurts

soz I turned up 3 hours late

my dog has eaten the wheel trim M8

rolls royce | eBay

I've been waiting here for bastard hours

where's my missus? fuck the flowers

she's on the shoulder of me older brother

young offender's dubber

VW Splitscreen Wedding bus | eBay

Don't lose your marbles

on eBay tonight, son

Just remember

the price of scrap has gone

TALBOT SUNBEAM BODYSHELL spares or repair not lotus rally chrysler | eBay

 

 

does that Sunbeam technically class as a body shell?

[Cavcraft]

MG ZT 190 Spares or Repair | eBay

Still a fine looking car these

[vaughant]

On 26/09/2024 at 05:02, goosey said:

Probably a scam ? 

Yeah or a misprint.

The redtop with rwd conversion bits etc must be worth way more £950 alone. 

Or she's caught him cheating etc and is selling it while he's away on a lads weekend 🤣🤣🤣.

[SunnySouth]

7 hours ago, Schaefft said:

Basically a brand new '91 Accord, not cheap though!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/360075529774729/

Absolutely pointless of course; if you use it all the value immediately evaporates, if you don’t then you’ve spent £10k on a large and not massively interesting ornament. Plus, tidy as it is, it’ll need a shitload of recomissioning work to replace just about every hose and seal as they’ll all have perished through lack of use. I’d find something else to be spending my (purely hypothetical!) £10k on…

[New POD]

On 26/09/2024 at 10:01, SEATMad said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/146054140086?itmmeta=01J8PRXB1CDRD2BH10Q9SJFDD3&hash=item22018150b6:g:4KoAAOSw8Klm9Bee&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4Mxmj%2BiGvOveHXEBClPb29hHci7nSYvXylz5nuz6wtjYggBQZZ1CR%2Bl9IyQlpSlOSxlPyZ7lw%2Fctnl%2FrViwVrORvD3C6d%2BIxqEy4gjUwDZtQOUxX9yx4rCK3vWghhtTd317Wvvv49H01kPfr7C1F4qwzGWoPwgHfU8VkYG%2Fj2%2BCf09gUCC14mb8NlDFszG%2B5QMGAwgkh2kLwCBoWMnJW%2FTnHY%2B4if8V0ApYRZFJ7yRSxfT1osv1Gr01jPsgFY2aJCyCZwkfjnni9YgMYUWUjBEdzICUJXNxsizzid08%2BgGdz|tkp%3ABk9SR-Sw9djFZA

One of the 4 mk2 cavaliers I owned was an auto.  But that was a 115 bhp 1.8 CDi 

The problem with it was that the ratio gap between 65 mph in 2nd and 66 mph in top was (it seemed) 5500 rpm to 2000 rpm.  

This meant that if you wanted to blast past something on an A road it would change up mid overtake, and put you somewhere in the rev range that had no power at all.

Worse. You'd be doing 75 mph on a motorway, and the traffic would slow a little, and then as it started to accelerate back to normal, you'd put your foot hard on the accelerator and then it would kick down, engine would scream.its head off for a second or 2 and then it would change up. You passengers would be going "What the fuck, do you know how to drive?" 

I still miss it. 

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/543426625036621/?ref=newsfeed

 

[Schaefft]

3 hours ago, SunnySouth said:

Absolutely pointless of course; if you use it all the value immediately evaporates, if you don’t then you’ve spent £10k on a large and not massively interesting ornament. Plus, tidy as it is, it’ll need a shitload of recomissioning work to replace just about every hose and seal as they’ll all have perished through lack of use. I’d find something else to be spending my (purely hypothetical!) £10k on…

It'll be for a Honda collector. I'm not sure if that person actually exists in the UK (who also doesn't have one yet) but it would certainly find a buyer in Germany for example. Maybe the guy who had a dealership when these were new, maybe someone who generally collects Hondas. I'd hope that nobody just buys it to run it into the ground.

[bigstraight6]

20 hours ago, D.E said:

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1784525

Oh, nice.

[horriblemercedes]

11 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Can see that doing way above their estimate.

Like all auction lots, ever. The point of the estimate is to attract people who think it'll be a bargain. 

 

If that wasn't the objective, there would be no estimate! 

[Aston Martin]

Misfire when cold, so only drive it in summer.

 

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202409274567054

[Cavcraft]

toyota yaris 1.3 vvti 5 door manual | eBay

£330.

'looks non structural'

Looks fucked.

 

[Cavcraft]

YAMAHA TOWNMATE T80 classic motorcycle not a c90 | eBay

[M'coli]

8 hours ago, New POD said:

One of the 4 mk2 cavaliers I owned was an auto.  But that was a 115 bhp 1.8 CDi 

The problem with it was that the ratio gap between 65 mph in 2nd and 66 mph in top was (it seemed) 5500 rpm to 2000 rpm.  

This meant that if you wanted to blast past something on an A road it would change up mid overtake, and put you somewhere in the rev range that had no power at all.

Worse. You'd be doing 75 mph on a motorway, and the traffic would slow a little, and then as it started to accelerate back to normal, you'd put your foot hard on the accelerator and then it would kick down, engine would scream.its head off for a second or 2 and then it would change up. You passengers would be going "What the fuck, do you know how to drive?" 

I still miss it. 

That sounds like it had the 18e engine like in my first GLi, but mine was manual so I didn't have to worry about not being below 4k rpm to get acceleration.

[Cavcraft]

A 20 plate tipper for two grand?

LDV tipper 2020 | eBay

 

[Cavcraft]

2011 Peugeot 207 1.4 SPORTIUM 3 Door Hatchback 71k Long mot Drives well Serviced | eBay

Nothing special as cars go, but potentially the only one being sold by a hippo that's been hit on the head with a hammer

[grogee]

9 hours ago, Aston Martin said:

Misfire when cold, so only drive it in summer.

 

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202409274567054

Wasn't someone looking at a much more ropey one of these? Most of you eejits were trying to persuade him to buy it. 

[Cavcraft]

These are so awful looking, they're actually ace

Suzuki Gt750 Red & White,V5c Dunstall Equipped. | eBay

Some fairing lowers and rear sets combined with a Barry Sheene paint job would set it off just nicely. 

[Cavcraft]

SUZUKI TS50X MOPED - 1998 - IN EXCELLENT ORIGINAL CONDITION ONLY DONE 386 MILES | eBay

Five grand though.

[New POD]

5 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

SUZUKI TS50X MOPED - 1998 - IN EXCELLENT ORIGINAL CONDITION ONLY DONE 386 MILES | eBay

Five grand though.

I had an earlier (twin shock) version of that. With only a little fettling I managed to get it to do 45 on the flat. 

[Cavcraft]

1993 FORD CARGO HORSEBOX PRB 7500KG 3 HORSE WITH LIVING LOMG MOT | eBay

It's the absolutely God awful ,4 pot piece of shit. Quite possibly the only animal carrier that will have more horses in the back than in the fucking engine bay.

'WITH A BIT OF PAINT WORK THIS WILL MAKE A LOVELY BOX'

With a bit of Semtex it'd make an even better one.

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2111193672615428/?ref=search