eBay tat volume 3.

[lesapandre]

1 hour ago, Lord Sterling said:

Gumtree Renault 19. 600 des votre "pounds" Anglais.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renault-19-hatchback-1991-manual-1390-cc-5-doors/1479002034

Surely someone ici must purchase cette bagnole, non?

"always had whatever it needed doing" "unfortunately the radiator has given up and no longer retains it's water."

"only one taxed in the country"

(Also one for the 'what's the last car to have a choke thread'.)

"The interior is well looked after"

[Rustybullethole]

10 hours ago, lesapandre said:

It's well in the ULEZ zone. Odd decision to buy a non-compliant car if you live in Hackney and using it to shift stuff.

If you can afford to live in Hackney these days 4 and half bags a year to drive ya Benz is pocket change. Still plenty of folk camera dodging too.

Wish there were mire pics on the listing.

[lesapandre]

33 minutes ago, Rustybullethole said:

If you can afford to live in Hackney these days 4 and half bags a year to drive ya Benz is pocket change. Still plenty of folk camera dodging too.

Wish there were mire pics on the listing.

"Still plenty of folk camera dodging too." How do they attempt that? - there are cameras both on all the boundaries as well as all over inside the zone. 

[EyesWeldedShut]

Brightwells 'true' classic sale is today but the 'tat' sale ends tomorrow:
https://www.brightwells.com/timed-sale/5535?page=3

I rather like this https://www.brightwells.com/timed-sale/5535/lot/706346?returnUrl=%2ftimed-sale%2f5535%3fpage%3d2
40,000 miles, 1.6 auto, currently £455 (plus min £150 buyer's fee)

[wesacosa]

[bramz7]

That 19 is rare being a 1.8 manual, probably shifts quite well. 

Shame it absolutely tanked an MOT in 2022 as well, a lot of sellers seem to omit that fine detail these days. 

[lesapandre]

6 minutes ago, bramz7 said:

That 19 is rare being a 1.8 manual, probably shifts quite well. 

Shame it absolutely tanked an MOT in 2022 as well, a lot of sellers seem to omit that fine detail these days. 

These are a very good looking car. Saw one here in France at the weekend. Very nice indeed.

[EyesWeldedShut]

24 minutes ago, lesapandre said:

These are a very good looking car. Saw one here in France at the weekend. Very nice indeed.

Colour on that one is different. Nice.
Re the MOT - I think a fair few cars come up against a repair that's beyond the owner (time, money, skill) so they SORN the car and the job never gets done. Then they need to shift it so you get ads like this one. Could just be something daft like a stuck calliper (or major like a borked gearbox....)

[Cavcraft]

Rodius for spares or repair | eBay

If you can live with something that looks like a double decker hearse crossed with one of those Bovura coaches, this is potentially quite good value for money.

[Cavcraft]

Bloody Norah, check this early P6 out

Rover P6 2000 | eBay

One of the doors has took a bit of a twatting, but £850 seems incredible value for money to me.

[Cavcraft]

nissan micra k12 2007 07 plate | eBay

[EyesWeldedShut]

17 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Rodius for spares or repair | eBay

If you can live with something that looks like a double decker hearse crossed with one of those Bovura coaches, this is potentially quite good value for money.

Hmmm - a Rexton on Steroids (or some bad Turkish plastic surgery)? 
One of the kiddy winkies fancies a smol camper thing but the £710 tax on that would put a crimp in their budget. Wonder if there's be an export market for the engine/gearbox?
 

[D.E]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/chevrolet/1992-chevrolet-gmc-cavalier-z24-3.1-v6-lhd-us-import-retro-classic-/1481386949

[lesapandre]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

nissan micra k12 2007 07 plate | eBay

Brought for my son but insurance was too expensive for him at 22.

Logbook here not in mine or sons name.

No warranty or returns.

[EyesWeldedShut]

Be your  favourite, childhood Thunderbirds character. 
Jeff?
Scot?
Virgil?

Maybe even Elvis Costello (Brains)?

Sorry - lads, stick on some eyebrows, Ladies, posh accent and blond bouffont:
No reserve,  Anglia Car Auctions - this Saturday

 

[Jerzy Woking]

5 hours ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

Hmmm - a Rexton on Steroids (or some bad Turkish plastic surgery)? 
One of the kiddy winkies fancies a smol camper thing but the £710 tax on that would put a crimp in their budget. Wonder if there's be an export market for the engine/gearbox?
 

There are quite a few of those in Spain. Not sure the current legislation on imports from the UK would make it worth anyone here buying it.

[D.E]

Rough Verso, £400

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/cheap-car-£400-ono-/1481464837

[Cavcraft]

I see a red Ford

and I want it painted black

stick numbers on the door

and send it round the track

I'll take it to Hedno 

now that Wimbo has closed

I 'll skid the fucker round

until my front end goes

I see a line of cars

and most of them are crap

just like my love life M8

they're never coming back

I've seen people tune their heads

and quickly get away

I'll take the VIN plates off

and put them on eBay

I look inside my wings

and see the over spray

check out  the wiring M8

it's red instead of grey

 

I feel the arse end fade away

and it handles like a tank

not easy facing front

'coz Barum tyres are wank

No need for masking tape

the seats  have a red hue

if you leave the windows open

it'll probs happen to you

If you look hard enough

from where you sit your bum

there'll be a cage in place

before the morning comes

I see a red Ford

and I want it painted black

stick numbers on the door

and send it round the track

I see LDVs go by

until their steering goes

you have to turn the wheel

and watch as the front end bows

I wanna see it painted

painted black

black as shite

black as coal

I wanna see this Granny

facing up to the sky

I wanna see it painted painted painted

painted black

Ford Granada 3.0 - Needs Restored | eBay

 

 

[EyesWeldedShut]

32 minutes ago, Jerzy Woking said:

There are quite a few of those in Spain. Not sure the current legislation on imports from the UK would make it worth anyone here buying it.

I was thinking just export engine and gearbox - both MB - probably worth the £350 initial bid (plus something for scrap?)?

[lesapandre]

1 hour ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

Be your  favourite, childhood Thunderbirds character. 
Jeff?
Scot?
Virgil?

Maybe even Elvis Costello (Brains)?

Sorry - lads, stick on some eyebrows, Ladies, posh accent and blond bouffont:
No reserve,  Anglia Car Auctions - this Saturday

 

"There's also service books, with the last entry being in March 1995 at 106,591 miles."

 "Its odometer shows 14,912 miles."

[EyesWeldedShut]

1 minute ago, lesapandre said:

"There's also service books, with the last entry being in March 1995 at 106,591 miles."

 "Its odometer shows 14,912 miles."

"Parker?"
"Yes, m'lady?"
"Drive it into the sea"
"Yes, m'lady"

Fortunately the rest of the Thunderbirds team will then come and rescue you. Meanwhiles I'll be off checking out The Angels in their hybrid F-104's hanger

[Asimo]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Ford Granada 3.0 - Needs Restored | eBay

Either

”needs restoring” 

or

“needs to be restored”.

Never “needs restored”.  
 

[D.E]

Quote

Not to be confused with the usual rubbish

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202406190921458?sort=most-recent&advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=SN15 4NZ&price-to=1000&year-to=2006&fromsra

[egg]

Still waiting for the 'R-Reg Mk4 Astra' thread....

[Cavcraft]

ford transit dropside lwb | eBay

[Cavcraft]

used small vans for sale | eBay

[D.E]

25 minutes left, no bids yet atm.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/326160873611?itmmeta=01J0S3YX1KXECNR94FXKY6SFVW&hash=item4bf0b3f88b:g:VjkAAOSwJyhmag5U

[wesacosa]

[Hertz]

£750!

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1739815

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, Asimo said:

Either

”needs restoring"

Wibble

3 hours ago, Asimo said:

 

“needs to be restored”.

Never “needs restored”.  
 

Absolutely.