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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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L455 RHL – 1994 Defender 90 Left Hand Drive – Soft Top | Land Rover Centre

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Skatepark Equipment | Half Pipes & Grind Rails | Yates

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landrover defender 130 Campervan | eBay

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'One's a rotting old pile of shit that will eventually transfer into a decomposing organic solid wastes. The other is a compost heap for the allotment'

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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Jealous of @warren t claim driving around in an MG6?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/386902348371

 

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Well........

The hazard lights are stuck on and wont go off tried a few things but nothing works. 

Saves worrying about it going tits up on your collection thread !!!!

 

 

 

 

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warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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1 hour ago, busmansholiday said:

Jealous of @warren t claim driving around in an MG6?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/386902348371

 

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Well........

The hazard lights are stuck on and wont go off tried a few things but nothing works. 

Saves worrying about it going tits up on your collection thread !!!!

 

 

 

 

On the MG6 the hazard lights flash at a different speed to the indicators. Also you can pause the hazards by indicating. 

warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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3 minutes ago, warren t claim said:

On the MG6 the hazard lights flash at a different speed to the indicators. Also you can pause the hazards by indicating. 

"This sleek white MG 6 car is a perfect combination of style and performance. With a manual transmission, this car is perfect for those who love the thrill of a powerful drive. It comfortably seats five people and has five doors for easy access. The interior of the car is adorned in black, giving it a sporty and elegant look. It runs on petrol and is manufactured by the renowned brand MG. Whether you're a car enthusiast or simply looking for a reliable vehicle for your daily commute, this MG 6 car is sure to impress."

Even I wouldn't go as far as including that description to sell a spares or repair MG6 and that's coming from someone who offers a shag with a hooker as a sales incentive on a Hyundai.

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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

garethj

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2 hours ago, warren t claim said:

Even I wouldn't go as far as including that description to sell a spares or repair MG6 and that's coming from someone who offers a shag with a hooker as a sales incentive on a Hyundai.

If ChatGPT can write an advert in the style of Warren, it may be the best thing on the internet since LOLcats

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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This is so mind bogglingly, indescribably shit I can't even believe it. I've had to come out of retirement to drag it. Just look at the friggin state of that half inch thick 'carbon fibre' grille with two washing machine doors for headlight surrounds. And you're never even gonna know if the friggin suns out with that ridiculous forehead/brow on it. You'll just be rattlin along in the bastard dark all the time, stinking of diesel and (no doubt) chip fat. The door step looks like part of a climbing frame from the garden of a 'Harvester' pub. Just endless delight as every detail looks like a team of 100+ 'Last of the Summer Wine' castoffs have worked day and night to come up with the worst possible idea and execution.   Honestly this should be in a museum.

 

 

Metal Guru Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Metal Guru

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4 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

L455 RHL – 1994 Defender 90 Left Hand Drive – Soft Top | Land Rover Centre

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Skatepark Equipment | Half Pipes & Grind Rails | Yates

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landrover defender 130 Campervan - Picture 3 of 16

landrover defender 130 Campervan | eBay

landrover defender 130 Campervan - Picture 5 of 16

'One's a rotting old pile of shit that will eventually transfer into a decomposing organic solid wastes. The other is a compost heap for the allotment'

I’ve heard people describe their old car as a “shed” ,  but never says it’s literally a shed.

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