eBay tat volume 3.

[D.E]

This seller is tripping on LSD it seems.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/hyundai/hyundai-atoz-hatchback-1999-other-999-cc-5-doors/1471534124

[grogee]

16 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

Potentially bargainous/ruined Maybach for £20k. Full of damp and bird shit it would appear. Tagging @Schaefft purely because this may be beyond his level of bravery.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314961026416?hash=item495523dd70:g:~bsAAOSwhv5lUwxA

 

Shitebag if ye dinnae, @Schaefft

[Wibble]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Citreon C3 flair 1.2 puretech salvage repaireable | eBay

I’ve said from day one, that’s what the Iveco Daily looks like. Staff too young to get it.

[grogee]

26 minutes ago, Momentary Lapse Of Reason said:

1985 Austin Maestro £795 Glasgow

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/883513123280580/?ref=product_details&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

 

Think this was featured here no so long ago when for sale in Edinburgh.

 

I would sell my family for this window sticker

[Schaefft]

13 minutes ago, grogee said:

Shitebag if ye dinnae, @Schaefft

Already saw it in the big liability thread. I'm intrigued but would have to sell a few cars to responsibly finance this nightmare investment opportunity.

[bunglebus]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/203339479500074/

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

14 hours ago, grogee said:

I would sell my family for this window sticker

Yours for only £795

( free Maestro attached )

😀

[grogee]

3 minutes ago, Momentary Lapse Of Reason said:

Yours for only £795

( free Maestro attached )

😀

My family wouldn't fetch that much sadly. 

[MiniMinorMk3]

15 hours ago, grogee said:

I would sell my family for this window sticker

These blokes might be able to help

Custom Jobs (isaydingdong.co.uk)

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/333835166166979

1991 Toyota celica  £1,100

[DVee8]

STOP EVERYTHING!!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1390298171562985

BARGAIN (SPAIRE or repair) 1 of a kind Harry Potter inspired Hyundai coupe

2006 Hyundai scoupe  £1,200

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/257264034037543

 

406 Sri petrol turbo Project car  

1998 Peugeot  £600

 

 

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/734877278183627

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1040071677277129

1998 Mercedes-Benz 814 ecopower  £1,300

 

[cort16]

There can't be many of these knocking around on sub 50,000 miles

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/860799182411093

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/318971834448781/

[egg]

https://www.lesanciennes.com/annonce/citroen-cx-ambulance-1987-a646051

[egg]

https://www.lesanciennes.com/annonce/renault-16-r16-super-1966-a638409

[Hertz]

BARGAIN ALERT - £988

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1672549

[egg]

https://www.lesanciennes.com/annonce/panhard-24-24-bt-1965-a621985

[willswitchengage]

21 hours ago, D.E said:

This seller is tripping on LSD it seems.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/hyundai/hyundai-atoz-hatchback-1999-other-999-cc-5-doors/1471534124

Reading this advert has left me significantly less worried about AI taking over the world

✨ The heart of this beauty boasts a robust and powerful 4-cylinder engine with a flawless 999 cc capacity, delivering an exhilarating 88 mph top speed and a swift 0-60 mph in just 15.1 seconds!

💪 Mechanical Prowess:

✨ Engine: Remarkably sound, ensuring a smooth and reliable driving experience.

✨ Gearbox: Flawlessly performing, promising seamless transitions on the road.

🚀 Unmatched Reliability:

✅ No Mechanical Faults: Rest easy knowing your journey is free from worries.

✅ Start and Drive: Effortlessly embark on your adventures with confidence.

 

 

 

[stephen01]

On 25/12/2023 at 22:13, D.E said:

This seller is tripping on LSD it seems.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/hyundai/hyundai-atoz-hatchback-1999-other-999-cc-5-doors/1471534124

The description is not much better, read like it’s been put through the AI ad generators,

id still love to have a couple of months with this, 1l auto, 

[Flat4]

An Oldsmobile...um....

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1108675230544319/?ref=browse_tab

Guess it's cheap? 😆

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

 

1986 Foden 6x6 heavy recovery vehicle £35,000

 

 

Abandoned Subaru 1:24 scale £90

 

 

Edited to correct URLs

[Disco Fever]

Think this is the Foden

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/335911862627880/?ref=search

Link goes to interesting Subaru diorama!

[cort16]

was this even acceptable in the 80's?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/145511161155

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

18 minutes ago, Disco Fever said:

Think this is the Foden

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/335911862627880/?ref=search

Link goes to interesting Subaru diorama!

Thanks, Edited the original post to correct it.

( Merlot assisted posting ... 😱 )

[JJ0063]

 

https://www.facebook.com/share/FpBJu6kpeq6hP7dA/?mibextid=79PoIi

[Asimo]

All sorts of “desirable & affordable” cars have turned up in metallic red recently.

Comfy way to spend £4k .

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404669543604

[wesacosa]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/145519464819?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=QVanQQ1iSqu&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=8AFYP6nlRMa&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY