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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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There's something about those Mk2 Transits that just looks 'right' - even with a camper body on them.  I don't like camper vans at all but if I had to have one, I'd take that one.

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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By popular request:

 

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(In Firefox, right-click OUTSIDE the pic, then "view page info", then "media". Then put on a hi-vis jacket and erect a reflective red triangle at leat 45m behind your PC monitor.)

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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Be like me, but purplerer.

 

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2.5 Connoisseur, looks good at £500 with 7 hours left. Cambelt done and that, plus some modestly shit private plate.

 

In my new capacity as a gigantic dullard, I can reveal that the lack of an engine-capacity "torpedo badge" at the bottom of the front door means that OMG PROJECT DRIVE had begun to set in when this was heaved carelessly off the production line.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Rover-75-Connoisseur-SE-V6-24-Valve-Quad-Cam-Tourer-/221292250284?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33860bc4ac

  • vulgalour and brickwall
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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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That'll be a Real Head Turner......*snigger

 

"Who's the bag of cocks in the borked Merc?"

 

"Dunno, some cock rubber no doubt"

HereHareHere Rank: Austin Maxi

HereHareHere

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$T2eC16J,!yQFIigQ6kv6BSUFW2b94Q~~60_12.J

 

 

no mot or tax engine leaks like sinking tanker clutch slips and oil light on ,crash damage at front (Volvo 1= range rover 0) this was my fast daily for 15 months and has been around the nurburing 8 laps at 140mph and loved it.

 

Yeah, loved it TO DEATH.

 

 

Q: hi could u give me some info that what is licking and i it possible to drive it for like 100 milles
A: Sorry I don't understand about the licking ?

 

£440 BIN.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-V70-2-4T-estate-ploybushed-yoko-s-mbc-lpg-converted-spares-or-repairs-/181232639913?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a324e9fa9

  • Bucketeer and ragger
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Joey spud Rank: Renault 16

Joey spud

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Fucking hells-bells.

 

Feast your peepers on this neighbour-impressing wonder:

 

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I have snap of this very van somewhere.

I fitted a pair of front shocks to it circa 1999.

The thing didn't fit thru the workshop doors,so just the cab was inside.

The then owner wouldn't get out while we worked on it,looking back i think he was living in it..

scar_bro Rank Morris Ital

scar_bro

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Thats about the only car I can think of where you could appropiately fit a red nose.....

Or McShite clown full costume :-)

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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You know what, considering the amount of work that must have gone into that thing, and the fact that it's actually road legal, three bags doesn't seem too over the top.  Not really my cup of tea, though.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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You know what, considering the amount of work that must have gone into that thing, and the fact that it's actually road legal, three bags doesn't seem too over the top.  Not really my cup of tea, though.

 

Are you serious?

3 bags would yield a fleet of really nice Autoshite, mind you. Especially if you take into consideration how hard and long you have to slave away for 3 bags nowadayse. In fact, you have to make 5, because some multinational corporations and the Rt. Hon. Mr Osborne will automatically help themselves to two of them just because you are born and live.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Want this.

 

Don't suppose anyone is close/going that way/speaks car buyer french?

 

It says in the ad: "me faire offre sérieuse !!"

 

Which means, 500€ is a bogus price just for the ad, and he expects a 'serious' (read: substantial) offer.

As long as we ridicule dreamers on this here forum, we should avoid making the mistake to become such ourselves.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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That Saab's identical to my old one, nice cars these. Looks good value, 12 mins to go and £430, wonder what it'll end up at?

red5 Rank: Lancia Gamma

red5

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It says in the ad: "me faire offre sérieuse !!"

 

Which means, 500€ is a bogus price just for the ad, and he expects a 'serious' (read: substantial) offer.

As long as we ridicule dreamers on this here forum, we should avoid making the mistake to become such ourselves.

I get that part - but my French isn't good enough to  get a reasonable understanding of what he actually wants/will accept hence the request.

We do have people who venture abroad occasionally on this forum...

 

After 23 years in the trade I'm not sure I qualify as a dreamer. Thanks though...I think.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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^ I'm watching that saab  to see ;)

 

£471 - cheap car. 8)

Yours now?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I get that part - but my French isn't good enough to  get a reasonable understanding of what he actually wants/will accept hence the request.

We do have people who venture abroad occasionally on this forum...

 

After 23 years in the trade I'm not sure I qualify as a dreamer. Thanks though...I think.

 

He certainly is though, since he doesn't even offer a hint as to what he is really asking for the car. I'm in this for over 30 years and what I gather from the ad is that he is a dreamer, a mong, and best ignored.

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