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3 hours ago, Rocket88 said:

I’ve just bought it…..

Thank you for making sure I didn't. 🤣

3 hours ago, Flat4 said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/skoda-fabia-ambient-1.4-16v-auto-/1432605964

Another cheap, small auto, that needs brakes....

You know, I was going to send you this earlier on today, looks like it's away now (I haven't bought it). I could tell you for a fact that the EML is probably to do with the blown exhaust as these 1.4s sometimes get arsey about the exhaust and the lambda shite.

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I know this is usually said in irony, but this Rover 45 literally gets worse the more photos you look at on the advert.... 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1063879157550970/

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First up, supermarket car park. Uh oh! Also; what's going on with the rear wiper?!

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Second, erm, why is the front end about fifty shades of purple, the lower grille painted salmon pink, the upper grille black and the wipers parked as they are!?

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Third, the donuts in the background. Must have been trying to unleash the 101 raging* ponies..

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Fourth, the fuel prices :(

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Fifth, let's zoom into the seller's reflection...

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Just two singular legs. Yeah, that's not a human...

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Sixth, white window trims. Horrible

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Seventh, those seat covers 😨

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Eighth - the red stripe on the tachometer. Probably installed when they realized it didn't have a Honda engine m8. See also; donuts in the car park and unleashing ponies

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Last but not least, whatever the fuck is going on in those footwells!

With 3 days MOT, it can be yours for £690 of the queen's finest folding...

Think I'll be giving this one a swerve! 

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1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

Thank you for making sure I didn't. 🤣

You know, I was going to send you this earlier on today, looks like it's away now (I haven't bought it). I could tell you for a fact that the EML is probably to do with the blown exhaust as these 1.4s sometimes get arsey about the exhaust and the lambda shite.

It was more the spongey brakes that put me off but it was an absolute bargain. We're sorted for a small petrol runaround now tho ;) We still need a big-ish diesel to replace the Volvo and act as back up tow car.

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1 minute ago, Flat4 said:

It was more the spongey brakes that put me off but it was an absolute bargain.

I had typed out a message to the tune of asking if you knew anyone who'd be able to trailer it from Kilwinning to Patna and then thought "I've got enough bother with one Fabia, why would I want another one?!" 🤣

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3 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

I had typed out a message to the tune of asking if you knew anyone who'd be able to trailer it from Kilwinning to Patna and then thought "I've got enough bother with one Fabia, why would I want another one?!" 🤣

The Saab could have done it if you could have gotten a trailer or A-frame from some where. Dunno if any where locally hires em out tho.

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Just now, Flat4 said:

The Saab could have done it if you could have gotten a trailer from some where. Dunno if any where locally hires em out tho.

The ad seems to have been pulled anyway, which means I'm still in my Mum's good books and not entirely financially ruined, lol. :D

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Have we had this one yet? Always liked the look of these, and it's quite unusual to see one with a manual box - most I've seen for sale have been autos.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202204275073831

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2 hours ago, Soundwave said:

Have we had this one yet? Always liked the look of these, and it's quite unusual to see one with a manual box - most I've seen for sale have been autos.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202204275073831

 

If you squnit that's an NSX for a bag....

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see?
Edit: In hindsight my squished image looks more like someone's stuck the roof of a Daihatsu Copen on top of an Accord

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32 minutes ago, GregZX said:

That's 20 miles from me and I have cash to burn from selling an Escort.

Someone tie me to the chair please and remove my phone.

Do it. I've been interested in these for a little while and wondered how they drive.

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