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Not really deserving of shite status, but a barefaced lying seller 

"No issues mechanical no lights on"

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Ok m8 I'll just ignore the Blackpool illuminations on the dash then if you say they aren't there 👍

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-730-d-diesel-auto-drives-superb-long-mot-1495-no-offers/1428037386?

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31 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Not really deserving of shite status, but a barefaced lying seller 

"No issues mechanical no lights on"

395552395_Screenshot_20220316-1316442.thumb.png.e42b1029fc9945fe0f6de38463bc6e43.png

Ok m8 I'll just ignore the Blackpool illuminations on the dash then if you say they aren't there 👍

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-730-d-diesel-auto-drives-superb-long-mot-1495-no-offers/1428037386?

 

Maybe it was an honest typo and he meant no lights off! 🤣

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51 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Not really deserving of shite status, but a barefaced lying seller 

"No issues mechanical no lights on"

395552395_Screenshot_20220316-1316442.thumb.png.e42b1029fc9945fe0f6de38463bc6e43.png

Ok m8 I'll just ignore the Blackpool illuminations on the dash then if you say they aren't there 👍

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-730-d-diesel-auto-drives-superb-long-mot-1495-no-offers/1428037386?

He also says in the description that it's a Mercedes ML so he might be a driveway trader who's copied and pasted the wrong description.

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1 hour ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Not really deserving of shite status, but a barefaced lying seller 

"No issues mechanical no lights on"

395552395_Screenshot_20220316-1316442.thumb.png.e42b1029fc9945fe0f6de38463bc6e43.png

Ok m8 I'll just ignore the Blackpool illuminations on the dash then if you say they aren't there 👍

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-730-d-diesel-auto-drives-superb-long-mot-1495-no-offers/1428037386?

Looks like a liquid  lunch of 2 cans of Carlsberg was on the menu for the seller. Hic. Barefaced liar or maybe just pissed as a fart.

 

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24 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

He also says in the description that it's a Mercedes ML so he might be a driveway trader who's copied and pasted the wrong description.

Just noticed on the specs like MPG it says Honda Civic! So we need to decide which of the 3 it is

He's not exactly nonchalant about being a driveway trader since he has over 30 ads 

Still amusing none-the-less

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1 hour ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Not really deserving of shite status, but a barefaced lying seller 

"No issues mechanical no lights on"

395552395_Screenshot_20220316-1316442.thumb.png.e42b1029fc9945fe0f6de38463bc6e43.png

Ok m8 I'll just ignore the Blackpool illuminations on the dash then if you say they aren't there 👍

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-730-d-diesel-auto-drives-superb-long-mot-1495-no-offers/1428037386?

"That's just it doing a bulb check m9"

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1 hour ago, JeeExEll said:

The Albar Sonic. Had never heard of these before. Several versions available if you google it.

I wonder what's wrapped up in the grey polythene (or whatever) in the pics.

New one on me too. I bet it's a fucking Beetle underneath. 

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28 minutes ago, grogee said:

New one on me too. I bet it's a fucking Beetle underneath. 

Taken from here :

 

Albar Sonic was presented to the public in 1982. This was a replacement for the aging Albar Jet, but which had a more futuristic design and rear-wheel drive. The first Sonic models were put on the chassis from Volkswagen Beetle. Equipped with quite strange optics for seven headlights. Offered in a "targa" body.

Over time, Sonic has changed. First, they shared a huge optics. That's why it became closed at all. But by the early 90s, there were 4 small headlights left. Also since the mid-1980s, a coupe body has already been offered.

The engine ration was also very huge - from 1.3 to 2.8 liters. These were engines from Porsche, Volkswagen and Renault. So the speed was quite different. But the maximum was somewhere around 230 km/h.

By the end of the 80s, Albar had abandoned the Volkswagen chassis and began to make a custom chassis, which hit its budget hard.

The average dimensions of Sonic were as follows: 4300/2000/1112 (L/w/h) and wheelbase of 2410 mm.

But all these innovations and even the film could not bring Sonic into the arena. The model was produced until about 1992, when Albar's debt exceeded its maximum. Then the workshop began to slowly slide into the abyss.

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