eBay tat volume 3.

[sdkrc]

It is indeed rear engined. You can barely hear it running here 

 

[angle]

I know it's wrong, but do I want a Zafira with 300bhp and three-spokes? 

Yes, I do. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1274338769760532/

[Asimo]

https://en-gb.facebook.com/marketplace/item/637599857575104

[AnnoyingPentium]

5 hours ago, GR8 PL8 M8 said:

Needs an additional stripe to become the ultimate Blyat Mobile.

 

[AnnoyingPentium]

Mint with hole with a bit on the arse.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202109026918778

[doug]

https://www.copart.co.uk/lot/31506942/clean-title-1971-daf-x5-belfast

 

[MisterH]

2 minutes ago, doug said:

https://www.copart.co.uk/lot/31506942/clean-title-1971-daf-x5-belfast

 

That has to be saved, how did it end up ther?

[richardmorris]

£15,959 x1/9. 

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1422092

 

looks like the luggage is worth £6000!

[Dick Cheeseburger]

23 hours ago, Isopon said:

Here's a new one:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165318724906?hash=item267dc38d2a:g:KvAAAOSw~Jlh~mxF

'He has not defecated, but is a hairy beast.'

The seller is a wordsmith!

[morrisoxide]

French Fury four door

Quote

DIESEL ENGINE FITTED

Interesting.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224825792553?hash=item3458a95829:g:m-wAAOSw4aRiAASa

[bangernomics]

Bargain*

[wuvvum]

How many times has that poor old thing been flipped now?

[D.E]

https://www.marktplaats.nl/v/auto-s/ford/m1806277023-diversen-ford-granada-taunus-escort-zephyr-zodiac-bmw

[cort16]

S500

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165321118881?hash=item267de814a1:g:hvsAAOSwSD5iADNU

[Schaefft]

31 minutes ago, cort16 said:

S500

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165321118881?hash=item267de814a1:g:hvsAAOSwSD5iADNU

Great deal in this condition despite the rust, especially of the engine harness has been replaced with a new one. That along is far over 500 quid and all of them need them. Driver side rear spring seems to have snapped though.

[Nullzwei]

And another rare old Mercedes. 1994 e300d om606 n/a. Ivory (German taxi colour?) with red MB Tex interior. Yum yum.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185284139423?hash=item2b23cb999f:g:juMAAOSwW5Jh~9Hm

 

[carburettor]

Remember that scam artist on eBay? Always just 1 pic, then a page to contact?

Anyone fancy a bid?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Ford-Escort-Ghia-mk3-/115239027789?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m2548.l6249&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0

I’ll  start 😂

 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

1 hour ago, carburettor said:

Remember that scam artist on eBay? Always just 1 pic, then a page to contact?

Anyone fancy a bid?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Ford-Escort-Ghia-mk3-/115239027789?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m2548.l6249&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0

I’ll  start 😂

 

I'd imagine there's a whole network of scammers who use that same format, rather than just one. Those ads have been plastered all over ebay on a daily basis for as long as I can remember. 

I also occasionally like to have a 'bid' on one after reporting it. I'm currently the highest on this one 😉

I take it you've reported it already?

[Nullzwei]

Ebay's inability to employ a team to identify these scam sellers is staggering.

1200 + vehicle listings for a private seller must be an obvious red flag i would have thought yet ebay appear to rely on the public to tell them these listings are fraudulent. Lazy cheapskate bastards.

[wuvvum]

It's been taken down now so they must be more on the ball than usual.

[bangernomics]

How many times has that poor old thing been flipped now?

Wants flipping into a baler.

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165320610699?hash=item267de0538b:g:S5sAAOSwO05h~~AE

[FruttyFrutty]

Epic.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/313052407449700

[wuvvum]

This looks like an interesting vehicle.  Presumably Chinese, powered* by a 1-litre 2-cylinder engine with an automatic gearbox, does about 50 flat out.

It's the sort of thing I'd buy for a laugh if it was under a grand, but I wouldn't pay £2K plus for it.  I'd imagine parts availability will be fun apart from anything else.

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, wuvvum said:

This looks like an interesting vehicle.  Presumably Chinese, powered* by a 1-litre 2-cylinder engine with an automatic gearbox, does about 50 flat out.

It's the sort of thing I'd buy for a laugh if it was under a grand, but I wouldn't pay £2K plus for it.  I'd imagine parts availability will be fun apart from anything else.

Definition of misery:

Quote

Not the fastest little truck limited to 30 mph but the limiters have been removed so will do around eventually  50/60 mph

Also build date 2009 and NO former keepers 🥸

 

[wuvvum]

15 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Also build date 2009 and NO former keepers

Import innit.  Been cruising the mean streets of New York all its life.

16 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Definition of misery

[wesacosa]

[Poweredbyhopealone]

7 hours ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165320610699?hash=item267de0538b:g:S5sAAOSwO05h~~AE

When I was a lad my best friend's mum had one of these. She was also my chemistry teacher and I was not a good student.

My journeys in that car were not often joyous ones.

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115240144686?hash=item1ad4d90f2e:g:sEgAAOSwZwRiAQUj

[FruttyFrutty]

Looks like a pretty solid workhorse and fulfils a few shiter requirements;

• Lacquer peel in places
• Aircon requires a regas

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1155241751886306