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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

grogee

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2003 RAV-4 £3bags from an optimistic trader, Mansfield. He sounds like an absolute cock. 

"Please be realistic though, the car is not brand new so does have the odd tiny age related mark. These are trivial but just being honest.
You'll be over the moon with it!1st to see WILL buy at this give away price.

AS I AM VERY BUSY AND CANNOT ALWAYS REPLY TO MESSAGES.

Priced to sell fast! ABSOLUTE BARGAIN! NO TIME WASTERS OR IDIOTS!

If you have any others to look at or need the wife's permission then do this 1st, then come and buy this one.I am very professional and easy to get on with but I can not tolerate dreamers or time wasters."

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2003-toyota-rav-nrg-3-dr-20-nv-vvti-only-74000-m-service-history-may-px1owner/1421784666?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

grogee

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Blimey the mental traders are all awake at the moment. MK1 Gooner auto, very low miles but £3k Scunthorpe.

"with some customers on their third and fourth cars since we open our showrooms in Scunthorpe we try and make buying a car a pleasant experience rather than like a trip to the dentist"

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1994-renault-laguna-rt-auto-hatchback-petrol-automatic/1412816234?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

grogee

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MK2 Fezza, £5300 Lincoln. You aren't allowed to know the registration number.

"highly credible 42,200 miles"

But which miles were less credible? This advert is soooo wordy, worth reading for a laugh.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1988-ford-fiesta-11l-mk2-42k-miles-from-new-fantastic-classic-car/1405369452?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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So, we've had all that Longroof bollocks. 

What about Hardback? Only* £5000. 

Click here for £5k bargin

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May be worth asking the seller if he's got any paperbacks for sale if you prefer lightweight alternatives. 

lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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1 hour ago, Dick Longbridge said:

So, we've had all that Longroof bollocks. 

What about Hardback? Only* £5000. 

Click here for £5k bargin

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May be worth asking the seller if he's got any paperbacks for sale if you prefer lightweight alternatives. 

Also an eligible entry for the 2022 Arfur Daly International  Overspray Awards.

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MrGTI6 Rank: Citroen Ami

MrGTI6

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21 hours ago, D.E said:

£495 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202112290873418?radius=1500&include-delivery-option=on&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&sort=datedesc&postcode=g37bq&advertising-location=at_cars&year-to=2001&price-to=1000&page=1

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Now being flipped at almost four times yesterday's price...

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202112300892204

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