eBay tat volume 3.

[busmansholiday]

2 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Quote: Front tires keep going down

Not surprising if he keeps banging the tyres into the kerb like that

Being able to spell "tyres" correctly is something that impresses / pisses me off respectively. Still tempted....

[cort16]

Cool car and probably worth the 2 grand asking price 

There is this though.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/6693214757359004

[mintwth]

10 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Cool car

Hubba-da hubba-da

11 minutes ago, cort16 said:

There is this though

Oh

[cort16]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/540845267157056

[mintwth]

Nissan Patrol. So  big it doesn't fit in any of the pictures

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/313647849647

[mintwth]

1974 Jeep CJ5

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/353640841016

Buyer warning:

If the A-Team theme tune should play at any point while driving this vehicle, it will gravitate towards pipe ramps the bushes. Upon hitting the pipe ramp bushes the vehicle will proceed to fly through the air and will always land upside down. Miraculously all the occupants will be unharmed but should they crawl out and run away from the vehicle, it will spontaneously combust into a burst of pyrotechnics flames the explosion from which will cause you to dive be thrown through the air over the nearest camera undergrowth to land on a pile of exercise mats brambles

[Tadhg Tiogar]

For followers of St. Jude, patron saint of hopeless cases?

[bezzabsa]

another FB sweety 73,000miles

Blue French smol car with 4 doors

[cort16]

This is a right old bargain.  Looks  bit rough but £500 quid with a years MOT, decent mileage and the last owner has has it for 17 years!

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202108256644264

[cort16]

 

"The reason its spares and repairs is the rear passenger side shock absorber has become detached and needs welding back on"

Aye, you're not wrong

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202108136211314

[Floatylight]

How fuppin much!

[Austat]

Singer Gazelle on a Q plate:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/154581183662?hash=item23fdc1acae:g:9jUAAOSwZcNhI8~3

[Austat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165031306789?hash=item266ca1e625:g:cqgAAOSwT-5hImF3

[Austat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133858576406?hash=item1f2a97c816:g:xHwAAOSwUDNhJWDB

[Austat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133850288533?hash=item1f2a195195:g:w8cAAOSwDk9hGkIB

[Austat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/165033034941?hash=item266cbc44bd:g:6HgAAOSwQp1hI7po

[Austat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185010431562?hash=item2b137b264a:g:LiQAAOSwviFhIXaz

[Austat]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234158304299?hash=item3684ec2c2b:g:RRAAAOSwloNhJq2X

[Austat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324765844440?hash=item4b9d8d83d8:g:tcYAAOSwIIJhJlsR

[Austat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224585791382?hash=item344a5b3796:g:aAoAAOSwbyphJq5o

[bunglebus]

[NorfolkNWeigh]

9 hours ago, cort16 said:

This is a right old bargain.  Looks  bit rough but £500 quid with a years MOT, decent mileage and the last owner has has it for 17 years!

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202108256644264

Doesn’t make any sense, I could have got more than the £500 I sold a scrap one for last week. It went within 3 minutes of putting it on Gumtree for £500 with a lot of the 20 or so callers before I pulled the ad. Offering to pay over the asking price by transfer if I kept it for them.

[cort16]

1 hour ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

Doesn’t make any sense, I could have got more than the £500 I sold a scrap one for last week. It went within 3 minutes of putting it on Gumtree for £500 with a lot of the 20 or so callers before I pulled the ad. Offering to pay over the asking price by transfer if I kept it for them.

That's gumtree though autotrader isn't the normal place you'd advertise a 500 quid snotter.

[cort16]

Calling all Scottish shitters. Citroen C6 at £1020 ending in 3hrs with no reserve.

EML on, slightly lumpy gear change but mot'd July 2022! Luckily for me my ebay account is suspended as it says I haven't paid my fees (even though my balance is £0)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265274976975

[Skcat]

1 hour ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

Doesn’t make any sense, I could have got more than the £500 I sold a scrap one for last week. It went within 3 minutes of putting it on Gumtree for £500 with a lot of the 20 or so callers before I pulled the ad. Offering to pay over the asking price by transfer if I kept it for them.

My old one? Ha! 

[cort16]

You're onto a winner with burgundy piped velour seats

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/381374680170911

[Schaefft]

33 minutes ago, cort16 said:

Calling all Scottish shitters. Citroen C6 at £1020 ending in 3hrs with no reserve.

EML on, slightly lumpy gear change but mot'd July 2022! Luckily for me my ebay account is suspended as it says I haven't paid my fees (even though my balance is £0)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265274976975

I think I will bid on this.

[cort16]

10 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

I think I will bid on this.

Good luck we're counting on you!!

[NorfolkNWeigh]

36 minutes ago, Skcat said:

My old one? Ha! 

Yes, ‘fraid so. That random ABS thing was going to be a problem for MOT , although it could go weeks without doing it. The plate will live on, just waiting for the logbook to arrive for a BMW 330i that we picked up last Friday.

Never spent a penny on it and it never FTP’ d, can’t ask for more than that . We’ll  all rue these crazy scrap and cat. prices in a couple of years. A generation of perfectly good cars wiped out, because it’s not worth spending money on an MOT, because it’s not going to be worth any more.

Both of these gone for bean tins in the last couple of months, and before I get a rant from the resident Psycho  Anti-scrapper, I did offer both for less than scrap value on here.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

2 hours ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

.... a lot of the 20 or so callers before I pulled the ad. Offering to pay over the asking price by transfer if I kept it for them.

...offering, but not actually paying up if it came to the crunch?