eBay tat volume 3.

[New POD]

35 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Have we had this yet?  I lose track.

Pretty.much a manta/mk1 cavalier coupe 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Murano-3-5-V6-2005-cheaper-tax-bracket-MOT-til-June-2020-230k-miles/383438209257?hash=item5946b2c0e9:g:p3kAAOSwNeFeVpy2

 

This looks like the sort of thing someone concrete bollocked legend like @cort16 or @Kiltox would have a dabble at.

[cort16]

Would 

[egg]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Citroen-Xsara-VTS-3-door-Coupe/202827271534

£3k for this VTS. But it does look fine.

[ChampionRabbit]

That's a good listing for the Murano too; I would buy from that seller.

[outlaw118]

Kindly refrain from applying shiny coverings.....£1800, reserve at £1801 apparently
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/unfinished-project-car-1967-chrysler-valiant/264644769230?hash=item3d9e0eb5ce:g:uAAAAOSwM4heUnhq

[Cavcraft]

Take me out tonight
Where there's a jet wash and a Tesco
And they're near Longsight
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore

 

 

Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people
by the traffic lights
Driving in your car
Oh, please don't drop me here
Because it's not my home, it's the
junction, and I'm welcome no more

 

 

And if that bird from by the till
calls the old fucking bill
To get put back in side
is not such a heavenly way to die

 

 

 

 

And if a ten-ton truck
Kills  My Toyota Auris
To die near Moss Side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine

 

 

There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out
There was a light and the fucker's gone out

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-TOYOTA-AURIS-Tr-Vvt-I-Petrol-37-000-MILES-low-CAT-S-WRIGHT-OFF-cheap-fix/264648132457?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D225114%26meid%3De5d2b40a989f46078deffe6831014be4%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dnone%26sd%3D264648132457%26itm%3D264648132457%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Ab36fb4c4-58c7-11ea-8d97-74dbd1807526|parentrq%3A82ce6f921700a9cce0249a19fff699d6|iid%3A1

[outlaw118]

When the seller can't spell his own road name "Creast Avenue" s/be Crest.... you know it'll end badly.... still, £56 no reserve....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cheap-car/202913440641?hash=item2f3e956381%3Ag%3AswkAAOSwYUpeU8qK&LH_Auction=1

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/robur-LO-3000-bus-classic-project/153846139932?hash=item23d1f1cc1c:g:IgoAAOSwS3JeVk~6

 

'Bodywork is solid' 

 

 

[outlaw118]

Big miles Pisshat, 280883 apparently. Currently £112

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Passat-1-9-TDI-sport-estate-1997-cheap-diesel-car-spares-or-repair/193355943735?hash=item2d04e98f37%3Ag%3AB9UAAOSwndFeUolo&LH_Auction=1

[Cavcraft]

 

Out of the beast

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-G-wagon-G500-AMG-Exhaust-Matte-Black-Custom-Red-Leathers/124092551818?hash=item1ce47e128a:g:o-kAAOSwZNleUDj9

 

If subliminal messages really do exist, his number plate is 100% telling him something.

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

LOL what a fucking pound shop gangsta

[MKT]

19 hours ago, MarvinsMom said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2585202718430836/

an allegro estate is always full of yum.

and this does look really nice, yum yum......

what are those wheels, MGB?

Allegro 3 estates are bloody good looking.

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/508335543413757/

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/308073556816247/

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/221572148977196/

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/533073213992600/

[outlaw118]

OLLI etc
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAND-ROVER-SERIES-3-1974-LWB-109-WILL-SPLIT-MOT-AND-TAX-EXEMPT-V5/383435577281?hash=item59468a97c1:g:Eu4AAOSw9SdeVEHk

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 WILL SPLIT

Looks like it already has M9

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/223072002156155/

Please contact frank on

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Piaggio-Vespa-50cc-Special-Hand-Painted-Sicilian-Style-Fully-Restored/133345292925?hash=item1f0bffb27d:g:pEwAAOSwxD1eVplY

 

'hand painted by a famous artist in Sicily Roberto Caputo.  He hand painted Dolce Gabbana Smeg refrigerators'

 

[DVee8]

This is a jeep.

This is a Jeep

This isn't a jeep this is a frontera

Good old jeep

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2593287567622741/

Good old jeep

Good old jeep,with a arsy ad

[outlaw118]

Broken Pug in Pastyland, needs turbot. Currently £12.50.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-306-1-9-TD-LX-Spares-or-Repairs/124094557863?hash=item1ce49caea7:g:JBMAAOSwORheUp6E

[outlaw118]

Another Murano, this one runs on dinosaur farts. Currently £23.00 5 days left. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-murano-z50/233505511977?hash=item365e035a29:g:uLMAAOSwv9peVC1~

So M8, what do you think of Nigel Farage?
 

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 I have no problems with him

Clearly a fascist.*

 

[outlaw118]

FUKT 'Gooner Wagon with comedy* advert
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Laguna-Estate-car-spares-or-repairs/333526059772?hash=item4da7b3cafc:g:MIoAAOSww5ZeVCEu

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/499798814067361/

Thundercat?

Thundercat?

Nah  this Thundercat

[outlaw118]

I'm purposely not tagging Eddy Rammstein in this because he's a top bloke, and this is horrible.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Bedford-CF-Van/124096019412?hash=item1ce4b2fbd4:g:W4wAAOSw~WpeVEsx

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Roof isn't attached to vehicle but is strapped down

Nice
 

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It's running a 2.3 Nissan Vanette diesel engine

Lovely.

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Obviously it's not road worthy

No shit, Sherlock

[outlaw118]

BARN FIND YO! If the barn to which you are referring belonged to fucking Spongebob Squarepants.....
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-Midget-1500-Project-Barn-Find/174194290849?hash=item288ec9f0a1:g:u7wAAOSwScxeSqD9

[outlaw118]

Missing a couple of cylinders and 60 horses, but still would. £150 so far.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-ZS-120-Trophy-Blue/223927439264?hash=item34231d8fa0:g:NkoAAOSwIAVeVTeu

[Springer]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-1997/1367427079

 

£200,  900 with a ticket until May, 

 

Totally shit advert though.

 

 

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2402134796706604/

Rover 25 bubble, what are the odds that it is about to/has already suffered with OMGHGF?

place bets now......

shame cos i really rather ike these, i think they are a nice little car to drive.