eBay tat volume 3.

[egg]

@vulgalour  - Somerset, too much of a project?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/168344441121454/

[Cavcraft]

It's not a fucking Iv*co

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/House-truck-mobile-home-camper-van-huge-tiny-house-on-wheels-thow-static-caravan/184158415629?hash=item2ae0b26b0d:g:OUEAAOSwIUReJfJJ

 

'would just need a bit of work on the electrics'

 

[vulgalour]

@egg Bit spendy for a non-runner.  I reckon they've valued it based on the plate rather than the car.  That said, it's a nice colour combo and about the condition we're looking to acquire one in.  I'd want it running and a bit less rusty for that price, Somersets aren't exactly high value investments.

[Cavcraft]

@UltraWomble

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Xsara-picasso-2-0-hdi-exclusive-diesel-mpv/133325133114?hash=item1f0acc153a:g:cnYAAOSwMN5eObE4

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pilgrim-Bulldog-project/312980990927?hash=item48df1eebcf:g:4g4AAOSwUrxeObrI

[New POD]

47 minutes ago, MKT said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/54-Tigra-1-8i-16v-Sport-Insane-in-the-Brain-price-795-Mot-Oct-20-any-trials/233410759529

'Insane in the Brain price' is a new one for me.

Looks decent for the price too. 

[Cavcraft]

How the merry hell do you spend £750 rebuilding an MZ125 engine?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MZ-TS125-Alpine-1984/174181553637?hash=item288e0795e5:g:ee4AAOSw5nJeObkq

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-find-Austin-A40-van/283772183395?hash=item421223e363:g:tP8AAOSwt-BeOcuw

 

[thatsmacar]

23 hours ago, Aston Martin said:

 

Filth 

Pornography

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/iveco-stralis-lost-keys-hgv-spares-or-repair-articulated-lorry/174181625979?hash=item288e08b07b:g:A14AAOSwD3peOcp1

 

'ex wife has chuckled the keys'

 

 

'Needs colling straight away'

SPx10

U before L, accept after C.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/03-Porsche-Cayenne-4-5-Turbo-S-Rinspeed-Body-Kit-22-Wheels-px-swap-deal-welcome/223854058430?hash=item341ebddbbe:g:W70AAOSwyKZd-iZ-

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-309-GTI-1-9-65-000-miles-genuine-Garage-find/174180237946?hash=item288df3827a:g:DrcAAOSwvd9eOAoS

back in the olden days i so so wanted one of these. 

this is a mark 1 model too, so is this i wonder the last one left?

ad this is the first one i've seen for sale in a long time that wasn't £10,000 or more.

i wonder just how fucked this REALLY is?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/182764433071517/

Hey this looks good for £500!

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/morris-marina-1-3HL-4-door/362903495188?hash=item547ebbe214:g:nt0AAOSwU0VeOHT2

one of history's shit cars, apparently. my dad had one when we were small, an 1800 Super Deluxe. (LPY576P in vermillion - long, long gone now)

it was rubbish, and ace at the same time, it took us on holidays, to work, shopping etc for around 5 years, and it was second hand when he got it.

i remember pushing my fingers through the wings near the headlamps, which dad repaired with fiberglass ad a rattle can.

but ALL 1970s cars were rot boxes.

this one looks nice. but i like the Marina. and yes, i am odd.......

[Mr_Bo11ox]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/174664900424574/

Spacky reg plates aside, this Astra 2.0 Pez auto with its steering wheel on the left looks good VALU for £375, I bet its a very pleasant way to get about. Will this have the 2.0 8v 115bhp engine like a Cavalier?

 

[egg]

26,000 miles, £1k. Yup, it's an auto.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201911044013635

CLEAN

[billy_bunter]

1 hour ago, jamiechod said:

Wow look at this honey @egg

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202001306760200?atmobcid=soc3

I did look for the duct tape...

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-AUSTIN-MORRIS-PRINCESS-2200-HLS-AUTO/143520080472?hash=item216a76a258:g:dxYAAOSwFZNeNH7f

the perfect spec princess (a 2.2 automatic) in the best possible colour (beige) and in as good as (better than?) new condition.

[billy_bunter]

That LS400 a few pages ago has a gumtree ad as well. With a few more details. It does sound like a nice car.

 

I saw the other day the SVM is branching out:.....

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/lexus/lexus-ls400-ls-400-v8-saloon-4-door/1365447601

[egg]

In RobT land...

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202002026853694

[egg]

A grand puts you in the seat of a car that Greta really wouldn't approve of. Time's running out folks.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201912105191396

[MarvinsMom]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-CHEAP-CLASSIC-CAR/184158388103?hash=item2ae0b1ff87:g:Zz0AAOSwIUReOE7U

this little tundra green turd  gem deserves better than those shit wheels that its currently sat on.

and a proper allegro grille.

its got a square steering wheel though.....

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Teardrop-Camper-Pod-Trailer/283771629243?hash=item42121b6ebb:g:tqMAAOSwoDVeBjst

 

Can't* believe they haven't sold that yet.

 

'Can be towed by any car'

 

Not mine it fucking won't, M8.

[SiC]

10 minutes ago, MarvinsMom said:

its got a square steering wheel though.....

You're saying that like as if it's a bad thing it's got a square steering wheel! Rare to see them with it still. 

[BeEP]

Have to admit this is a new one on me (the engine, not the fact it's a Bravo).  Nearly 150hp from 1400cc sounds impressive; anyone up for a bit of suspension & CV joint work could discover for themselves whether it actually is.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-bravo-t-jet-1.4l-150bhp/1365548133

[face]

Just look at that fucking camper pod thing LOL 

[MarvinsMom]

1 minute ago, SiC said:

You're saying that like as if it's a bad thing it's got a square steering wheel! Rare to see them with it still. 

no, you misunderstand, as that is the sweetest bit,

the square wheel is the thing that would seal the deal for me. 

[Cavcraft]

If you go on their Facebook page and look at that Allegro it looks decidedly more 'hastily rattle canned' than the eBay pictures appear.

[egg]

11 minutes ago, BeEP said:

Have to admit this is a new one on me (the engine, not the fact it's a Bravo)

Yes, I knew that engine was in the smaller Fiats but not in the Bravo. I wonder if the BHP has a little bit of Italian flair about it (i.e. a little over optimistic!)

[UltraWomble]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

@UltraWomble

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Xsara-picasso-2-0-hdi-exclusive-diesel-mpv/133325133114?hash=item1f0acc153a:g:cnYAAOSwMN5eObE4

Thanks B - before I saw this post I had already spied it on the Bay - Im the high bidder at the moment & will see if it gets pulled like the last 2 I have bid on ?