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volvoman Rank: Austin Maxi

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20 hours ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

Oh, it's worth persevering , just to see if there's any nuggets of truth in his bollocks, ( there aren't)  The first line where this 2.5 manual with cloth is described as " top of the range" sets the tone . Although my favourite chapter would have to be either the number plate bullshit or perhaps where he lists lots of random information from the Volvo High Mileage club members around the World.

I just couldnt get through the whole read...it really was BS all the way.

 

 

 

 

Now this, on the other hand, does look the bollocks...its the slightly stretched S90 Royal Limo'ish stylee beast...........................one day, i will buy one of these beauties for sure.

It sports the wooden steering wheel, an it should have a small fridge in the boot (via the ski hatch)...Thank god its a long way from Kent, i might have had to kick its tyres, if it were local to me!!

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202001146162685?postcode=me206qh&year-to=2000&advertising-location=at_cars&sort=distance&radius=1500&make=VOLVO&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&page=4

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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12 minutes ago, volvoman said:

I just couldnt get through the whole read...it really was BS all the way.

 

 

 

 

Now this, on the other hand, does look the bollocks...its the slightly stretched S90 Royal Limo'ish stylee beast...........................one day, i will buy one of these beauties for sure.

It sports the wooden steering wheel, an it should have a small fridge in the boot (via the ski hatch)...Thank god its a long way from Kent, i might have had to kick its tyres, if it were local to me!!

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202001146162685?postcode=me206qh&year-to=2000&advertising-location=at_cars&sort=distance&radius=1500&make=VOLVO&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&page=4

That doesn't seem too expensive for such a rarity , I'm desperately trying to think of some justification for buying this, I don't think " I have to move the seat forward a couple of inches when the kids get in the back of my E-Class" is going to wash these days when they've all got at least one car each!

Seller not immune to a bit of bollocks though, or should we blame autocorrect for his epiphany ? Maybe he meant epitome.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FORD-CORTINA-CRUSADER-MK5-LOW-MILEAGE-1-6-READ-DESCRIPTION/184119664869?hash=item2ade6320e5:g:GS4AAOSwaSheFfsM

 

'Everything is genuine only part which is aftermarket is alpine stereo speakers'

 

Aren't those horrible wheels off a Mk7 Escort? 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Have one of those odd spec Mercs with a big engine but wheel trims and cloth interior

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-500-SEL-COLLECTOR-CLASSIC-CAR-GREY/233462778254?hash=item365b77498e:g:x20AAOSw1qVdhggu

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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You've got to admire the bloody minded dedication it takes to build that sort of thing.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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1 hour ago, vulgalour said:

You've got to admire the mind enhancing class A it takes to build that sort of thing.

EFA.

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-MERCEDES-500-SEC-FACTORY-AMG-BODY-STYLING/362884915434?hash=item547da060ea:g:WcQAAOSwqwxeIZza

 

Fit as fuck that.

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Bugger me sideways, an almost-sensibly-priced classic French van.  Rough as a badger's arse, but still.

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Ohdearme Rank: Renault 16

Ohdearme

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45 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Bugger me sideways, an almost-sensibly-priced classic French van.  Rough as a badger's arse, but still.

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Ready made for camper conversion, it's already got ample rear passenger ventilation* looking at the interior shots.

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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14 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

This looks like either a) TOP VALU M9 or b) a scam, too cheap for the sum of the parts. WOTEVS. Ladles and gentlehens I present to you The Rickman Metisse. 1750BINS. Looks ok from certain angles, but appears to have a fat arse. 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rickman-Metisse-kit-car-project/174133035462?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649
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That's been in before but I didn't know it was still for sale.

loserone Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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1 minute ago, Schaefft said:

206 GTI for 6 months MOT for just 600 quid

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/227320464928023/

Work colleague went for a look but reckoned the seller was a boy racer and it will have been ragged.

 

Looking at the expensive aftermarket lights and wheels, I agree.  Still would, obviously, but I already have one that colour.

 

Lights will sell for £200 on facebook.

Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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At this point I doubt theres any 206 that hasn't been in the possession of a boy racer.?For the money I would definitely if I was looking for one.

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Those tail lights look alright for aftermarket jobs.

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