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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Last one from me tonight. 
And this is why.
I mean, each to their own, your car, your money etc, but at some point people who do this kind of thing need to be taken out into the car park and given a proper fucking shoeing. Witness the horror.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Buick-Roadmaster-estate-massive-24-wheels-minor-project/324026580990?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649
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Schaefft Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Im pretty sure this has been for sale before, only that they ripped half of the shitty soundsystem out of it now and ruined the interior in the process. Anyone who thinks this thing is worth 5 grand is delusional.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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22 hours ago, Schaefft said:

Anyone who thinks this thing is worth 5 quid is delusional.

EFA.  Poor Buick.  It didn't deserve that.

Austat Rank: Lancia Gamma

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An af"Ford "able Escort (or "Esc-rot") for sale? I thought I'd never see a MK.1 2 door under 15,000 pounds. I'm aware it's still 4000 quid, but much better value compared to some morons selling LHD shells for + 10,000. Let's just hope this one isn't turned into a knock off Mexico with a bloody Zetec motor.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1FORD-ESCORT-1-1L-TWO-DOOR/254483682790?hash=item3b4068d5e6:g:EDEAAOSwa2deINek

There's also this one for 2 grand which is quite nice. I've always liked the later MK2s with the square Tungsten headlamps, the round ones are a bit too generic for me:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT/174157681189?_trkparms=aid%3D1110001%26algo%3DSPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20131003132420%26meid%3D7c4f469e88f144e782b58c6c56397c28%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpf%26sd%3D254483682790%26itm%3D174157681189%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

But this French LHD 1100 variant takes the cake as it's just under 900 pounds: 

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https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1731955756.htm/

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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I'd definately turn that 2 door into a 4x4 Bosworth powered wide arch rally car. 

If I had the money. 

volvoman Rank: Austin Maxi

volvoman

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20 hours ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

Oh, it's worth persevering , just to see if there's any nuggets of truth in his bollocks, ( there aren't)  The first line where this 2.5 manual with cloth is described as " top of the range" sets the tone . Although my favourite chapter would have to be either the number plate bullshit or perhaps where he lists lots of random information from the Volvo High Mileage club members around the World.

I just couldnt get through the whole read...it really was BS all the way.

 

 

 

 

Now this, on the other hand, does look the bollocks...its the slightly stretched S90 Royal Limo'ish stylee beast...........................one day, i will buy one of these beauties for sure.

It sports the wooden steering wheel, an it should have a small fridge in the boot (via the ski hatch)...Thank god its a long way from Kent, i might have had to kick its tyres, if it were local to me!!

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202001146162685?postcode=me206qh&year-to=2000&advertising-location=at_cars&sort=distance&radius=1500&make=VOLVO&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&page=4

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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12 minutes ago, volvoman said:

I just couldnt get through the whole read...it really was BS all the way.

 

 

 

 

Now this, on the other hand, does look the bollocks...its the slightly stretched S90 Royal Limo'ish stylee beast...........................one day, i will buy one of these beauties for sure.

It sports the wooden steering wheel, an it should have a small fridge in the boot (via the ski hatch)...Thank god its a long way from Kent, i might have had to kick its tyres, if it were local to me!!

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202001146162685?postcode=me206qh&year-to=2000&advertising-location=at_cars&sort=distance&radius=1500&make=VOLVO&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&page=4

That doesn't seem too expensive for such a rarity , I'm desperately trying to think of some justification for buying this, I don't think " I have to move the seat forward a couple of inches when the kids get in the back of my E-Class" is going to wash these days when they've all got at least one car each!

Seller not immune to a bit of bollocks though, or should we blame autocorrect for his epiphany ? Maybe he meant epitome.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FORD-CORTINA-CRUSADER-MK5-LOW-MILEAGE-1-6-READ-DESCRIPTION/184119664869?hash=item2ade6320e5:g:GS4AAOSwaSheFfsM

 

'Everything is genuine only part which is aftermarket is alpine stereo speakers'

 

Aren't those horrible wheels off a Mk7 Escort? 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Have one of those odd spec Mercs with a big engine but wheel trims and cloth interior

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-500-SEL-COLLECTOR-CLASSIC-CAR-GREY/233462778254?hash=item365b77498e:g:x20AAOSw1qVdhggu

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