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adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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Austin Allegro 3 Door (seller can't count doors)

 

A picture of your car getting recovered from the motorway hard shoulder by the AA is always a good choice to promote its sale.

 

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"Located in longbridge"

 

£1,500.00 Buy it now or Best Offer

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-3-Door/153366316806?hash=item23b5584706:g:ZrUAAOSw6o5cWexp

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Two G Roller with MOT

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-royce-silver-spirit/254110975536?hash=item3b2a31c630:g:NIIAAOSwjYVcWf~~

 

'It would make a nice car as it is a rolls Royce'

 

That's a bit like saying Joe Brandt would make a smashing naked model because she's a lady. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Calling George Clarke and his amazing species

Get down to Moreton, son, look at this faeces

down on me arse and down on me luck

crashed me metaphorical yoghurt truck 

 

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A blank canvas for some sandal wearing yuppie

with his right on wife and cockapoo puppy 

Mind your head M8, whoops, de-cap-i-tated

sack off the MDF, it's been truncated

 

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Money no object, but don't tell producer

second hand wood and fair trade juicer

a luxury kitchen made out of old pallet

for a romantic night in Shepton Mallet

 

 

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Don't look at the issues think canvas blank

a day dream palace of recycled wank

pull string beds and drawbridge bogs

welded up Calor bottle for burning logs

 

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So fire up your architects antique shop plunder

let canvas meet crayon and no man asunder

as charcoal strike paper a vision appeals

of horrific mobile sauna on wheels

 

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and dare you dream of winning show

cheque book build, funds never low

a cupboard full of rhubarb gin

the middle class hippies dream to win

 

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Yet come the morn did reality bite

as you survey hideous pile of shite

drop the dream, it's a million pieces

Fuck George Clarke and his amazing faeces

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Commer-pa-bluebird-highwayman-for-spares/163527475997?hash=item2612ff431d:g:y8oAAOSwWI5cWfyb

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That is more of a full stop than a Commer

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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One of possibly seven or eight of this variant still on the road this year:

 

Seem to remember that Keith Adams, a CCW Editor, might have owned this one for a while.

 

Should make a grand and a half. Gearbox might be on its way out.

 

I feel tempted to have a second one....

 

WCPGW?

More info here: http://forum.retro-rides.org/thread/207853/1985-citroen-cx-gti-phoenix

Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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Well they’ve ended the advert now. Unwelded was used in the original ad.

The world of CXs is so small almost all the useable cars are well known. I keep being told that my old DTR saloon is being fully restored but I don’t really believe them.

Here's a late Heuliez CX Safari turbo-dizzler:

 

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https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F283366164140

 

Needs quite a bit of work....

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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Calling George Clarke and his amazing species

Get down to Moreton, son, look at this faeces

down on me arse and down on me luck

crashed me metaphorical yoghurt truck

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

A blank canvas for some sandal wearing yuppie

with his right on wife and cockapoo puppy

Mind your head M8, whoops, de-cap-i-tated

sack off the MDF, it's been truncated

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Money no object, but don't tell producer

second hand wood and fair trade juicer

a luxury kitchen made out of old pallet

for a romantic night in Shepton Mallet

 

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Don't look at the issues think canvas blank

a day dream palace of recycled wank

pull string bed and drawbridge bog

plus all the tat Kath Kidson can flog

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

So fire up your architects antique shop plunder

let canvas meet crayon and no man asunder

as charcoal strike paper a vision appeals

of horrific mobile sauna on wheels

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

and dare you dream of winning show

cheque book build, funds never low

a cupboard full of rhubarb gin

the middle class hippies dream to win

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

Yet come the morn did reality bite

as you survey hideous pile of shite

drop the dream, it's a million pieces

Fuck George Clarke and his amazing faeces

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Commer-pa-bluebird-highwayman-for-spares/163527475997?hash=item2612ff431d:g:y8oAAOSwWI5cWfyb

I don't think.you can blame George Clark.

 

It's his weird mate that's all that is wrong with technology teaching in schools.

 

You are not going to be designing a flying bus that sleeps 26. You are going to be trying to find laser settings that with be readable on a stainless tube, with a heat affected zone less than 0.025 mm and a depth of between o.oo3 and 0.o15 mm

And having done 300 different samples on 30 different diameters and material specs, and written a report justifying the settings chosen, which took 2 months to get approval, you'll be told by the operator that he thinks it should be darker.

No George Clark's weird mate nobody in the real world is allowed to build a wind powered electric house boat out of a commer van and a grain store they found on pre-loved.

CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

CortinaDave

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to show how well i've looked after my 919k "low mileage" 406, I'll use the pic of that time i was doing donuts round a carpark in it with the speedo off the clock and 7k on the rev counter

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adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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That picture is flipped (look at the lion logo on the steering wheel) so it's actually stationary.

  • the judge, Aston Martin and Remspoor
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