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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Edit: That Fellatio Pacific has none of the above accoutrements, as the garage has simply used a copy and paste old advert, half arsed garage with a car part exchanged as it was dying one suspects, might be worth £150 to someone as a project car, but not £295 down from £395, you don't just lob a hundred quid off a cheap car UNLESS it is completely Donald Ducked

skoda_fan Rank: BL Wedge

skoda_fan

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Edit: That Fellatio Pacific has none of the above accoutrements, as the garage has simply used a copy and paste old advert, half arsed garage with a car part exchanged as it was dying one suspects, might be worth £150 to someone as a project car, but not £295 down from £395, you don't just lob a hundred quid off a cheap car UNLESS it is completely Donald Ducked

You could well be right. On the other hand it may be because it's a slightly tatty car that's undesirable to most people and they just want rid. If I wasn't already rammed here I'd take a punt at that price just to save it.

 

The Magic above now comes up as "no longer available". Probably just as well for Mr Egg and myself, especially as I'm in Margate for work later this week.

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skoda_fan Rank: BL Wedge

skoda_fan

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9 months MOT, 4 new tyres, £400. You cannot go wrong. Shame I don't need a car.

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/374642259958891

 

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Looks alright does that. I've always had a soft spot for the smiley faced Corolla. Amazing what's available for next to nothing these days. I can remember when that sort of money would only buy a rust-ridden relic on its last legs. Shame I don't need a car either.

Kringle Rank: Citroen Ami

Kringle

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The prospect of selling my newer version, buying this and then having £££ for tasty Christmas present is appealing.

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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The Magic above now comes up as "no longer available". Probably just as well for Mr Egg and myself, especially as I'm in Margate for work later this week.

 

I'm awake. Phew.

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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Sold by carinvestments.co.uk

 

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Sure looks like a safer bet than gold.

 

https://www.cargurus.co.uk/Cars/l-Used-Ford-Escort-d3107?sourceContext=facebook#listing=130740786' class='bbc_url' title='External link' rel='nofollow external'> https://www.cargurus.co.uk/Cars/l-Used-Ford-Escort-d3107?sourceContext=facebook#listing=130740786

 

 

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From the background in the picture, aren't they the boys that like to put absurd predicted future values in their eBay ads?

So, £20,000 in 10 years time?

Crispian_J_Hotson Rank: Renault 16

Crispian_J_Hotson

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-future-classic/123569384544?hash=item1cc54f2c60:g:nzcAAOSwcf9cJ496:rk:3:pf:0

 

this looks like it was a really, really nice metro, before some bell-end pulled the engine out (cos 1275) and then has listed the remains for what he paid for the whole, fully functioning car.

 

bastard, or, from the username, CUNTington......

 

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Cor blimey, that's a bit brutal ain't it? It's a prime candidate now for something massive to be shoehorned in to do it justice.

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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Am I the only person that immediately thinks of Nissan Cedric estates whenever I see Frida Kahlo ?post-17414-0-92173300-1546253588_thumb.jpeg

 

Heidel_Kakao ; Early 20th century feminist surrealist, fond of a self portrait.

 

Frida Kahlo; Early 21st century epic collectionist, fond of a big estate car.

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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Anyone near this that could have a look? And if ok hold onto it for a week or so?

I'm in Portsmouth and can hold it for a while, sadly no time to inspect though.
bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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I'm in Portsmouth and can hold it for a while, sadly no time to inspect though.

Shame it wasn’t June as we go over to France for a month and could grab it from you on the way back.

 

Anyway storage is stage 1 thanks

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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Autozam AZ-1 that will skyrocket due to youtube clickbait cunts.

 

They've all been fucked with, but look at him...

 

 

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https://www.tradecarview.com/used_car/mazda/az-1/23753890/?isNew=1

 

....

 

Cappuccino, again all been fucked with, but they haven't dissolved.... Yet...

 

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https://www.tradecarview.com/used_car/suzuki/cappuccino/23729420/?isNew=1

 

 

...

 

 

Why Honda UK can fuck off.

 

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https://www.tradecarview.com/used_car/honda/s660/23815458/?isNew=1

 

 

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And my ultimate goal, a Panpan Alessi with a Skydome. I'm half-way there.

 

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http://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/FIAT/PANDA/700123021130181107001/index.html

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Good job that Tranny has that little step at the back.   Stops it tipping up when you load up the bed....

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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You do realise that in many countries, India, Sri Lanka at least, moving your head left to right and back actually means yes? And up and down means no ?

 

Expect to see this in Stockport shortly then ?

 

 No.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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25k minus a bit of haggling for a straight, genuine '66 A-code, is not too much.

 

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Rebuilt Engine & Transmission With Receipts

 

 

Sadly this is not the case. The truth is rather, that the engine has been messed with, by using non authentic components:

 

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Because of this senseless and completely idiotic act of vandalism of a rare and desirable motorcar, I'd pay no more than half the asking price.

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Are the mods period though? I don't know enough about these.

 

That's nothing to what Septics do to classic Minis. They wouldn't know a correctly detailed Cooper S if it ran them over. A mate sold a lovely 1961 Mini Countryman out there once complete with a Shorrock supercharged 850, all done correctly. This, once Stateside y'all, was removed and replaced with some 1380 cc abortion of an A Plus Metro engine, gear lever hole cut in the floor etc. Fucking criminals. But they don't know any better. They put Man on the moon yet will put a Union Jack roof on a '62 Cooper. 

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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Meanwhile in Poland, a Reich-sourced 525e with the 5 speed manual, leather and an LSD:

 

https://www.ebay.de/itm/BMW-E28-525e-1986-Eta-Schalter-Sperre-Ledersitze-deutsche-Zulassung/254029316868?hash=item3b2553c304:g:BQ8AAOSweEFbBUH5:rk:21:pf:0

 

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"Karosse braucht auf jeden Fall einen Karosseriebauer" You're not kidding mate. Look at the A post!

 

 

 

.........und einen neuen Lack".  Does it fuck.

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