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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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€4.5k in Marseille. I went there once, I had to pretend I was engaged to the lass I was with to her relatives.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1540531017.htm/

 

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You should have gone to Rhyl, she’d have actually been your relative.

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MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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The price makes a Granada MKII seem cheap, though.

But have you seen the Australian prices?

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mhrallye

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I don't normally bother with eBay useless descriptions of cars but that one for the purple mk1 golf really boils my piss - advertised as a "campaign" model which it maybe was - once - but as it stands all the features the campaign had are missing! pirelli wheels, leather steering wheel, twin fog lamp grille, etc.

Obv as a mk1 golf it will still go for huge coin to someone who dreams of the car it once was - good luck finding all the bits to resurrect it!

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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And cut to George Ezra's mum at Glasto in 3...2...1....

 

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'What was it you said, son, glamping? Well WTF is this pile of shit?'

 

 

 

 

 

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'It's a homegrown camper, mater, see you L-8-R
Gotta hit the road, gotta hit the road
There's not enough room to swing a cat in here
Architecture unfamiliar 

MDF'd up pile of piss

 

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Do not shite in the toilet cum shower
If you do, then you'll see what I mean
There's a mountaintop this needs pushing off
If you need me you know were I'll be

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-motorcross-race-truck-2-5-diesel/254028510573?hash=item3b2547756d:g:rvsAAOSw6gdb2XXd:rk:21:pf:0

 

 

I'll be riding my pretend Shogun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a no-one
Economy like a tanker, Pajero's Spanish for wanker
Feeling like a no-one

 

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The south of the eq-8-ter, navig-8-er
Gotta hit the road, gotta hit the road
Back-to-black on the clock,  scribble on the log book
I could quite easily scrap this

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mitsubishi-shogun-4x4-off-roader-pajero-land-cruiser/332957652454?hash=item4d85d295e6:g:PSsAAOSw9~RcFnxl:rk:5:pf:0

 

 

Sidestripes come in the yellow and green
Get stuck and you'll see what I mean
There's a mountaintop that I need winching off
If you need me you know were I'll be

 

 

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I'll be cursing this fucking Shogun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a no-one
I'll be towing this Shogun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a no-one

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-Shogun-2-8-GLS-LWB-1998/372537974463?hash=item56bcfe5ebf:g:rVYAAOSwctJcFsm1:rk:2:pf:0

 

Check this out, it's silver and green
It's been OLLI'd and you'll see what I mean
There's a mountaintop this needs pushing off
If you need me you know were I'll be

 

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I'll be driving this Shogun round to see me mate's mum

Feeling like a no-one
I'll be driving up there, hear she's got a nice bum (mm mm)
Feeling like a no-one
I'll be driving this Shogun heard she takes it up the wrong one (mm mm)
Feeling like a no-one
I'll be driving this Shogun going to nuke her like Kim Jong Un (mm mm) 
Feeling like a no-one, feeling like a no-one feeling like a no-one

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Shogun-SWB-3-0V6-only-84K/153304461494?hash=item23b1a870b6:g:XdgAAOSwJ7RcFMgs:rk:5:pf:0

chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

chaseracer

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Saving. Not saved. Please

 

This may be so where you come from.  In Scotland, it's a perfectly normal construction.

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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This may be so where you come from.  In Scotland, it's a perfectly normal construction.

 

 

Shall I expect : "Needs Saved" entering the Oxford English Dictionary some  time soon ?  Nope. It's still wrong. (Unless there's a special Scottish Grammar / Dictionary, for special Scottish People)

 

I await a banning / warning for imagining a "Special" dictionary for special people. 

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320touring Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

320touring

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That's because your 320i has delusions of sporting prowess and flatters to decieve with its 'sans frames' window coupe looks

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1064534

 

 

The car saved after been off the road for many many years . 

We did start if and it's move .(with fuel to the carb)
It's need full restoration. 

 

Er, right.

 

With original sunroof 

 

Not sure that's a plus, when it's been living in a hedge for a decade or two.

 

£899

 

Pfffffttt.

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