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Jim Bell

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Right about now, N.W.A(utoshite). court is in full effect

Judge 'MC Pam' Ayres presiding

In the case of N.W.As. vs. the Police Department;

prosecuting attorneys are DJ Shakey Shakespeare, DJ Tom Hardy Hard Cru, MC Wordy McWord Wordsworth and Edgar maternal-parent-fornicating Poe

 

[MC. Pam as The Judge]

Order, order, order

Edgar Poe

, take the maternal parent fornicating stand

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth to help your dark coloured bottom?

 

[Edgar Poe as Witness]

You goddamn right!

 

[MC Pam]

Well won't you tell everybody what the flip you gotta say?

 

[Poe-Lord]

Copulate

the constabulary coming straight from the March muddy ground

A young boy scout got his boots quite brown

And not the other colour so the constabulary think

they have the authority to arrest a minority

Fornicate that excrement, 'cause I ain't the one

for a punk maternal parent fornicator with a badge for tying knots

to be beating on, and thrown in jail

just for being a council estate Elvis with two way radio

Copulating

with me 'cause I'm a teenager

with a little bit of pair of pound shop handcuffs and a BT pager

Searching my car, looking for the product

Thinking every Tenderfoot is selling challenge patches

 

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You'd rather see, me in the fens

than me and Watanabe rolling with his camera lens

Beat a constable out of shape

and when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape

To tape off the scene of the slaughter

that my mother will give me if I don't clean ma boots in water

I don't know if they like my bottom or what

Search a boy down, and go back to his scout hut

And on the other hand, without a water pistol they can't get none

But don't let it be a black and a white one

'Cause they'll slam ya down for the lights on top

Cambridge Constabulary

showing who's top cop

Poe Lord

will swarm

on any officer in a blue uniform

Just 'case I'm from, the Feline Urine Tarp

Punk police are afraid of me!

HUH, a young scout clearing snow from a footpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath

of old ladies drinking tea in safety

Yo Hard Cru, I got something to say...

 

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

 

 

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[Constabulary]

Pull your religiously cursed bottom over right now

[NWA]

Aww defecation, now what the fornication you pulling me over for?

[Cop]

'Cause I feel like it! Just sit your bottom on the kerb and please stop talking

[NWA]

Man, fornicate this excrement

[Cop]

Aight clever bum, I'm taking your dirty bottom to jail!

 

[MC Pam]

MC Hard Cru, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this copulated-up incident?

 

[MC Hard Cru]

Copulate the constabulary

and Hard Cru said it with authority

because the scout master on the street is a majority

A gang is with whoever I'm skipping

and the maternal parent fornicating tree house that I live in

a stash box for the so-called law

Wishing Hard Cru was an explorer scout that they never saw

Lights start flashing behind me

But they're scared of a Duke of Ed badge

 

 

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

 

 

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[DJ Shakey]

Yeah man, what you need?

[Constabulary]

Good morning, sir, it's the Police, would you mind awfully opening up?

[DJ Shakey]

Aww gosh, I've just got out of the bath

[

Constabulary

]

We have a warrant for DJ Skakey's arrest

[

Constabulary

]

Put your sonnet down and put your hands up where I can see 'em (Move maternal parent fornicator, move now!)

[DJ Shakey]

What the flip did I do, man what did I do?

[

Constabulary]

Please remain silent, sir, and get your maternal parent fornicating bottom on the floor (You heard the man, thank you!)

[DJ Shakey]

But I didn't do anything!

[

Constabulary

]

Sir let's just open the bonnet shall we?

 

 

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

 

 

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[MC Pam]

MC Wordy, won't you step up to the stand and tell the jury how you feel about this bovine excrement?

 

[MC Wordy]

 

I'm tired of the maternal parent fornicating jubilee clips are stacking

Sweating my gang, while I'm chilling in the shack, and

shining the light in my reservoir, and for what?

Maybe it's because my DOT 4 level is unclear

and there's an Autoshite sensation of braking fear

on a silly bottomed Rover from a West Sussex town

hit it too hard and the pedal's going down

 

 

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

Copulate the constabulary!

 

 

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