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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car/323434849312?hash=item4b4e382420:g:YjcAAOSwxipbOire

 

 

This caterpillar turned into a butterfly. A butterfly tin opener that was used to heroically destroy this God awful looking thing.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Relive that magical moment man first landed on the moon by simply photographing your Morris Minor in Longleat Safari Park when pissed out of your head, using a sliced load as your camera

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor/223135407161?hash=item33f3e81c39:g:n1MAAOSwvIFbktoA

 

 

It's genuinely mind boggling how someone could even take pictures like that, never mind load them onto the advert.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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WHOOSH!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Metro-Hatch-back/113237086957?hash=item1a5d74d2ed:g:HwUAAOSweWZbktf3

 

 

'The car is the 1.0 L model and therefore all Mini owners can go and suck donkey whang if you want one to bum for the engine'

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Relive that magical moment man first landed on the moon by simply photographing your Morris Minor in Longleat Safari Park when pissed out of your head, using a sliced load as your camera

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor/223135407161?hash=item33f3e81c39:g:n1MAAOSwvIFbktoA

 

 

It's genuinely mind boggling how someone could even take pictures like that, never mind load them onto the advert.

That's genuinely unbelievable photography. How pissed must they have been to take them, let alone put them on fleabay?

Toledo71 Rank Morris Ital

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This wee Honda van has the best stereo of ever.

 

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I can hear the thumping bass from here.

Got Aircon as well. Or a button that says AC in the heater panel at any rate. Also, can't see a clutch pedal, could be a lovely Waftmatic.

DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

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It's genuinely mind boggling how someone could even take pictures like that, never mind load them onto the advert.

 

That'll be the chap that went into the post office for a driving licence application form in braille

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Relive that magical moment man first landed on the moon by simply photographing your Morris Minor in Longleat Safari Park when pissed out of your head, using a sliced load as your camera

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor/223135407161?hash=item33f3e81c39:g:n1MAAOSwvIFbktoA

 

 

It's genuinely mind boggling how someone could even take pictures like that, never mind load them onto the advert.

 

The ad is even more mind boggling.

He SORNed his wife and keeps her under covers!

And that's after he revealed what gift he presented her with, what she did with it and that the gift was made because her libido was above average.

He now wants to divorce her because he has different things in mind for the room he keeps her in.

He then expresses his admiration for a lady in Devon, who he says is in good condition after having received -erm- services and repairs in her garage.

 

This is not a gentleman!.

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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When are you collecting?

 

MOT exempt you know?

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I'd have to. But the chrome, the number plates and interior would all go again after a good clean up. 

 

Actually no, the seats are utterly fucked. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I would paint this I'm afraid. The most beautiful saloon car ever made deserves to look its best.  Still so undervalued it's criminal.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ-Series-1/153166480215?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

Totally agree, these are a thing of magnificent beauty.

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Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Not sure what’s going on here. Advertised as a Renault 12 yet with Dacia badges. And RHD.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-12-Tl-1975-90k-miles-verry-good-run/183415276475?hash=item2ab46703bb:g:tOUAAOSwPSxbU8kb

 

Not only that but it appears the owner has employed some ott security to protect it. Maybe trying to keep Dollywobbler off the headlights or something. That said my Dad had one of these in the 1980’s and he would quite happily have employed an AK wielding local to keep the scroats off it.

 

In the second pic a crowd has gathered, no doubt arguing about the non original colour, steering wheel, incorrect badging, etc. It looks like it’s being used in a film but something like that would have been worth mentioning surely?

 

Maybe it belonged to Ionut Mitchelli in the Romanian version of Eastenders?

 

Personally I would buy it, pick Captain 70’s up, and drive about pretending we are in Comrade Detective

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

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This however must not be painted under ANY circumstances. A mop with some G3 and a touch in with a brush. They're not really a pretty car.

 

But it's a Sovereign 4.2 manual. This will go a bit. A 3.8 Mark II but better and 1/6 of the price.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-E-DAIMLER-420-MANUAL-GEARBOX-WITH-OVERDRIVE-FOR-RESTORATION-ENGINE-RUNS/123350756551?hash=item1cb8472cc7:g:iyEAAOSwI~tai-nI

 

 

 

 

 

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Fumbler Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Not sure what’s going on here. Advertised as a Renault 12 yet with Dacia badges. And RHD.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-12-Tl-1975-90k-miles-verry-good-run/183415276475?hash=item2ab46703bb:g:tOUAAOSwPSxbU8kb

 

Not only that but it appears the owner has employed some ott security to protect it. Maybe trying to keep Dollywobbler off the headlights or something. That said my Dad had one of these in the 1980’s and he would quite happily have employed an AK wielding local to keep the scroats off it.

 

In the second pic a crowd has gathered, no doubt arguing about the non original colour, steering wheel, incorrect badging, etc. It looks like it’s being used in a film but something like that would have been worth mentioning surely?

 

Maybe it belonged to Ionut Mitchelli in the Romanian version of Eastenders?

 

Personally I would buy it, pick Captain 70’s up, and drive about pretending we are in Comrade Detective

Oh my. A 1300. Pretty sure security is there to keep Dollywobbler off it too!

Alanism Rank: BL Wedge

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Reliant SS.  A thing this beautiful for £500.  Most are a bit better than this one though.

 

My previous car history does contain many (way more than I would admit to publically) sub 600 pounds convertibles and eBay suggested this to me.   I think eBay algorithms are getting too clever lately.

 

Reliant SS Convertible - on eBay


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