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Are you brave enough to try and tame all thirteen horsepowers in this MOTless £250 Microcar?

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/microcar/microcar-virgo-bargain/1311701894

 

 

"Nice clean gearbox"

 

"Good strong engine"

 

"Engine doesn't have a spark"

 

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With apologies for being a pedantic twat, but that is the petrol-engined version, which developed a thunderous 20bhp.  My Ligier Ambra with the same engine managed 0-60 in 55.5 seconds.

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Off the road since 2011, seemingly dry stored? Could be the only reason it's still here in its current state, requiring a "new radiator" - if that really IS it, then it's probably worth it for £750.

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1025813

 

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Plus anything with a Surrey reg code makes me weak.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Atkinson-Borderer-dry-stored/253835207377?hash=item3b19c1e2d1:g:fRwAAOSwumFbhEet

 

'the man involved with doing the work for me also was involved with someone else's wife.'

 

 

PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN M8.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CX500-Custom-Cafe-Racer-1980/123335898704?hash=item1cb7647650:g:QNQAAOSw2kVbhao7

 

'Moved to London and it really doesn't make sense for me to have it here.'

 

 

You should have just turned up in the West End last week, M8. Every bastard and his wife was riding something wank like this round, mostly about 2.30am waking me up. 

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This looks like it was towed to the knackers yard by a horse, which was then shot and left to die slowly in the interior and it ate the wiring to try and survive.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/spartan/292701161166?hash=item44265946ce:g:Yw4AAOSwXk9bhVnf

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'Jago T Bucket' is an anagram of Black Jet Gout. Using all your skills, dear readers, see which you'd prefer

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGO-T-BUCKET/192639189263?hash=item2cda30c10f:g:AwUAAOSwgEhbhAQG

 

Did you answer Black Jet Gout? Well done, you were correct.

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This generation Pontiac Firebird always appeal to me.  I should really add one to my "must have" list.  I keep waiting for them to get cheap and they just don't seem to drop cheap enough for my liking.  

Pontiac Firebird 4th Gen 5.7 - on eBay UK

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-250-gto-Replica-Unfinished-Project-Kit-car-Classic-Not-Mazda/223118777869?hash=item33f2ea5e0d:g:5HoAAOSwDxZbgw2O

 

'From the pictures you can see the kit is propped up by wood and attached (badly) by gaffa tape and clamps.'

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This was a customers of mines family car. which was past down in there family.

 

A better sentence 'twas never wroted.

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Who's buying this then? Could the Southern Shiters massiv (which doesn't exist) group save? 

 

I can just imagine running around Herne Bay collecting scrap metal in this.

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VOLGA gaz21 reg,1958

 

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Not had an MOT test since 2012, not that the seller tells us that!  The entire description:

 

"The GAZ M21 Volga is an automobile which was produced in the Soviet Union by GAZ ("Gorki Automobiljni Zavod", in English : "Gorky automobile factory") from 1956 to 1970 .Vehicles of the Second Series (1958-1962), known as the Shark, featured a grille with 16 vertical slits..First registration in UK 2012.tel;xxxxxxxxxxx.Thanks for looking"

 

£5,500.00

0 bids

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLGA-gaz21-reg-1958/323418847218?hash=item4b4d43f7f2:g:U1wAAOSwJWxbhbRs

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