eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-19-16valve-hatchback/263843595021

 

 

Idiots need not apply

 

That's me out then. And every other prospect, now that I think about it.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Western-Star-4964-2-Bonneted-American-Tractor-Unit-8x4-Cummins-Engine-475/123276143146?hash=item1cb3d4aa2a:g:ZEgAAOSwyGBa56V1

 

'...a few pieces of Crome...' 

 

[Junkman]

Correctly specced Dolly anyone?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Dolomite-1850hl-Auto/263843113632

[cort16]

500 quid Prius with giffer repaired bumpers

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-prius-hybrid-77k-miles-%C2%A3500/1307983545

[cort16]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/morris-minor/1307942507

 

This isn't even on the MOT system and shows up as registered 1980, which I assume is some kind of default for cars that haven't been on the road for 40 years.

[cort16]

Sites from the north 2018

 

Make sure you get all those underpants and socks in shot.

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Spitfire-1971/283076364853?hash=item41e8aa8a35:g:TroAAOSwsXFbUMZ0

[cort16]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-minor-tax-exempt/223075263209?hash=item33f05262e9:g:avUAAOSwXclbVlB8

[Remspoor]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-W124-Estate-1995-E220-Petrol-Auto/173427977709

 

Registration letters would put me off even thinking about a purchase!

[cort16]

I think this may have powered it's last glide

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-VICTOR-DELUXE-POWERGLIDE-AUTOMATIC/223075843410?hash=item33f05b3d52:g:JQEAAOSwi8dbWPIY

[cort16]

This has got to be pretty early for a mk2 Sierra. Looks decent for the cash

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-2-0i-Ghia-1987/153098339581?hash=item23a55f44fd:g:3woAAOSwP3pbL-rQ

[skattrd]

500 quid Prius with giffer repaired bumpers

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-prius-hybrid-77k-miles-%C2%A3500/1307983545

 

Bargain, and not horrible to drive the mk1 Prius.

I had one for a bit earlier this year before big sis nabbed it off me, and it genuinely averaged 55mpg

[Junkman]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/nissan-lago-/1305029057

 

 

I know. But there is this:

 

[Alfamale]

4 minutes left to get this for next to nothing

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-19-GTS-1-4/123264975061?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D52945%26meid%3De2dae6429bf34d7bb55881a7a7fb0a20%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Des%26sd%3D263843595021%26itm%3D123264975061&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That looks ace for £200

[Cavcraft]

The great thing about eBay and reserves is you can impress* people by casually mentioning you're actively bidding on a supercar*

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lotus-Esprit-Turbo/292659791298?hash=item4423e205c2:g:v3sAAOSw1iFbWiR5

 

 

'Although you're the high bidder on this item, the reserve price hasn't been met yet.'

[richardmorris]

60 years old with one careful owner. Always chauffeured.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.bonhams.com/auctions/24878/preview_lot/5191897/?category=list&length=10&page=1

[richardmorris]

And a phantom iv Landaulette

 

http://www.bonhams.com/auctions/24878/preview_lot/5191571/?category=list&length=10&page=1

 

 

£4.5million should get you both!

[richardmorris]

There’s a phantom 6 too, with one of the old Bentley TU numberplates.

 

http://www.bonhams.com/auctions/24878/preview_lot/5191566/?category=list&length=10&page=1

[Cavcraft]

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain

To see for certain what I thought I knew

Nor far away, the smell was reeking

fucking gas has been leaking

Any dream will do

 

 

 

 

I must confess, to golden showers

Yellow colours shining, wonderful and new

right down the sink, as dawn was breaking

And the world was waking

any bog will do

 

 

 

A flash of bum, I need a shite

My bog roll nowhere in sight

The cupboard toilet in the darkness

used net curtains, my wife will moan

 

 

 

May I paint this, so it is minging

where can I park, this pile of pooh

I lie asleep, just masturbating

Contemplating...

Blackpool will do

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Motorhome/132722429318?hash=item1ee6df8d86:g:wV4AAOSw3mFbDEE5

 

[Junkman]

Shit, a brown TX.

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1014980

 

[richardmorris]

That’s lovely.

[wuvvum]

Dull but reliable motoring for 150 quid.

 

[Junkman]

And a phantom iv Landaulette

 

http://www.bonhams.com/auctions/24878/preview_lot/5191571/?category=list&length=10&page=1

 

 

£4.5million should get you both!

 

They let their servants sit on fabric seats!

 

[Junkman]

Your Dodge is our concern.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-b200-tradesman-camper-van/332737197743

 

Someone had it personalised:

 

 

 

It could have been me!

 

[Junkman]

Why do people buy people carriers when there is this?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-6-Door-Limousine/132722587992

[Junkman]

 

Ledbury

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ledbury-rover-maestro-van/153118346258

[Junkman]

 

supernaural

 

Sigh...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-chevrolet-impala-supernaural-american-classic/153118346146

 

It's fucked through sun and moon.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Robin-1992/253783761089

 

Ooooh:

 

 

 

Why not exasperate your friends and neighbours

 

Why not indeed?

[neil1971]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris-Luton-Van/223075117926

 

Autoshite Removals, how may I help you?

 

[Junkman]

Autoshite Fly Tipping Recycling, how may I help you?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-freight-rover-British-leyland-ldv-sherpa-classic-pickup-barn-find/253783682670