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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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Rock'n'roll...???

 

 

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...no.

 

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Comes with some E34 wheels with fake knock-off centres for some reason.

 

Used to look like this:

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hi my name is Max I'm 60cm tall, 40 kg (but buff lolz) , luscious brown hair with black highlights and a lovely wet nose.

I'm a model mostly specialising in grooming products and ex-police vans..

 

It doesn't matter if you're selling steak in San Diego or a Focus in Folkestone you need to wag your tail and sell with your eyes.

 

I call this look PIZZAZZ

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-59-Vauxhall-Zafira-CDTi-EX-POLICE-DOG-HANDLER-K9-UNIT-VAN-4-KENNELS-FSH-A-C/163033087849?hash=item25f5877f69:g:DjQAAOSwWqNa6qY5

 

The leaving the van shot isn't always easy. I need to display power and vulnerability.

 

I call this look WHERE IS MY FUCKING LOLLIPOP?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_osacat=9800&_odkw=police+car&_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l1313&_nkw=police+car+dog&_sacat=9800

 

What they don't tell you at model school is if you want to sell a shitty old focus you can't phone it in. You NEED to show emotion, you need to feel what the new owner will feel when they

take the keys of their new car and realise it smells bady of dog piss.

 

I call this the EMOTIVATOR

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/02-Ford-Focus-1-8TDdi-Estate-Silver-POLICE-DOG-KENNELS-K9-UNIT-WALKING-SECURITY/163005059054?hash=item25f3dbcfee:g:xJEAAOSw6yJa1uB2

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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Verdickt = epic collexshun caper

Looks like a GTA 4 screenshot.

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MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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3.9 V8:

 

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But what's it in?

 

 

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Sherpa drophead, okay then, that's not too bad. Could be interesting.

 

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But what's that by the sill? A running board?

 

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LOL RANGE ROADSTER

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MGB-ROADSTER-RANGE-ROVER-HYBRID-3-9i-V8-SOFT-TOP/183217027562?hash=item2aa895f9ea:g:qeYAAOSweNZa8p0f&clk_rvr_id=1525207452650&rmvSB=true

 

Somebody has been watching too much of The Grand Tour

 

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Must have skipped this bit

 

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egg

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^^ I think he's right, it's the correct colour for ex-British Telecom. 

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/porsche-boxster-2-5-spares-or-repair-project-runs-and-drives-well/323245385414?hash=item4b42ed26c6:g:tNMAAOSwSUJa8Igc

 

porsche boxster 2.5 spares or repair project runs and drives well. £999

 

 

 

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Really frightening thing is that from the postcode it's bloody close to where I live, I just cannot recognise where.

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/porsche-boxster-2-5-spares-or-repair-project-runs-and-drives-well/323245385414?hash=item4b42ed26c6:g:tNMAAOSwSUJa8Igc

 

porsche boxster 2.5 spares or repair project runs and drives well. £999

 

 

 

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Really frightening thing is that from the postcode it's bloody close to where I live, I just cannot recognise where.

 

Perfect for fitting an Allegro body.

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