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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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The back windows are misting up pal, you sure he is dead?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Mercedes-Benz-250D-Diesel-Classic-hearse-funeral-car-limousine-MOT-AUTO/173221923261?hash=item2854d4c9bd:g:p34AAOSwZ2lanzAy

 

 

By the time that gets anywhere they will be dead anyway. Chuck him in the hole.

That really is a grim hearse, they normally have an extra rear heater to stop the back windows misting but this one is really low spec.

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Calibra V6 in a hedge

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CALIBRA-COUPE-RARE-ORIGINAL-V6-BLACK-LEATHER-UNTOUCHED-RESTO-PROJECT/173159100544?hash=item2851163080:g:QrQAAOSwkLhaBY9d

 

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Looks nice, whats the interior like?

 

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Erm, nice? This is your car isn't it? I'm not saying that everyone in Keighley that wears a tracksuit is a thief but you have to admit most of them are.

 

 

 

Unfortunately keys are misplaced so will need to be moved by transporter/trailer

 

It's okay though:

 

 

 

full v5c log book is at hand , only 2 owners

 

Are we sure it's for this car? 

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Audi 80 - Freddie

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Audi-80-1-8S-Saloon/302681684733?hash=item46793bfafd:g:RgIAAOSwo9ZatjJo

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A quick FAQ for the usual eBay crew;


a) Will I MOT it or pre-MOT it?  
 
No, sorry. Come have a look for as long as you need but it is going as is. He has served his purpose for us and I knew he had a March MOT when I purchased. It will be somebody else's responsibility moving forward.
 
B) What will it need for an MOT? 

Look above; I am not a mechanic. 
 
c) Does it run and drive? 

Like a dream. 
 
d) Will I take £120 and your Dads old Quad? 

Probably not.
 
e) Will I take a sensible offer factoring in it's current situation without being daft? 
 
Yes, of course. 

 

This guy EBays.

 

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Another Polo. £475 starting bid. As yet,no bidders.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-breadvan/152958792356?hash=item239d0df2a4:g:3acAAOSwzwxat9Vv

 

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I've had this car for over 10 years use to be my daily car but not really used it for a while was gonna do it up but just don't have the time

 

Yeah would take ages to spray paint the tyres on the other side of the car too.

 

 

 

REALLY NEED THIS GONE NOW 

 

I would suggest asking slightly less than scrap value for it then.

bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Dedra

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Dedra-1-6-ie/142736510272?hash=item213bc24d40:g:BrQAAOSwyHRauoTl

 

Some vaseline seems to have been applied to the lens to make it look 'prettier'.

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As a vegan I have to insist that no parts of my cars are made from animal products.

 

 

That is pretty hanging but also pretty cool. I might waz a bid on that if it doesn't go too mental. Just to ride around in for a month or so, obvs.

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

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£750 Vanette that apparently had no advisories on its last mot.

 

Think the tester was smoking whats on the dash.

 

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

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The back windows are misting up pal, you sure he is dead?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Mercedes-Benz-250D-Diesel-Classic-hearse-funeral-car-limousine-MOT-AUTO/173221923261?hash=item2854d4c9bd:g:p34AAOSwZ2lanzAy

 

 

By the time that gets anywhere they will be dead anyway. Chuck him in the hole.

 

 

How I would love to write "Help" backwards in that window fog...

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Fabergé Greggs Rank: Renault 16

Fabergé Greggs

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Cavcraft, that needs to go in your hall of fame. Epic work.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-P38-VOGUE-50-CARIN/232715153477?hash=item362ee77045:g:2ksAAOSwMURavUQT

 

'THERE WERE EVER ONLY 30 OF THE CARIN MODEL MADE AND FROM WHAT WE BELIEVE ONLY 2 WERE EVER MADE WITH CLOTH TRIM INSTEAD OF LEATHER AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM.'

 

'WE HAVE SPOKE TO SVA WHO HAVE CONFIRMED AN INTERIOR CHANGE BUT THE COMPANY WHO RE TRIMMED THE CAR ARE NO LONGER TRADING SO SVA CAN NOT ACCESS RECORDS'

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I don't care if it was ex-Rod Hull and Emu was still in the boot with the smell of Lena Zavaroni's flange on his beak. It ain't worth £5,950.

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