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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Ow I met your dad'

 

Oh, I wish I’d looked after me shitter,
not blown all the money I'd fritter
instead of a seat pad I'd have glued
it all went on food.
Oh, I wish I’d looked after me shitter

 

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I wish I’d been that much less rougher
When I had a much lesser fat chuffer  
and grease 'Arry's chopper,
before it went up me plopper

​til his balls were touching the stopper

 

 

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Well next 'e showed me his end

’an ploughed me so hard it did bend

I was young then, and careless,
My Mary was hairless,
and his wad 'e offered to spend.

 

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But if I’d known I was paving the way
To 'im staying in the field all night balin' hay,
I'd leave his face like the front,
the miserable old c*nt

​and bukkake his mates down me front

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1958-Fordson-Dexta-3-Cylinder-Diesel-Classic-Antique-Agriculture-Farm-Tractor/192482175684?hash=item2cd0d4eac4:g:MqYAAOSwgc1ap-zP

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Meanwhile, over in Geelong, Australia

 

This Rover Quintet has been on Gumtree since last summer (winter there, obvs)

Can't stop looking at it.  Can't quite understand why not been picked up?  I mean, it's a Blue Rover, made by Japanese fellas.  And ladies.

 

currently on club registration, so will be sold unregistered. Selling without RWC, but was inspected recently

 

$2,500 Negotiable

 

That's £1400 + shipping.

 

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https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/geelong/cars-vans-utes/1984-rover-quintet-hatchback-built-by-honda-/1154224822

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C971800

Very similar mileage and condition to mine- except mine has the original seats and no add on decals down the side.

Nice though, and I’ll be upping the insurance on renewal next month.

 

I sold mine too cheap.  One of many moments of weakness, while falling over motors and getting cheesed-off..

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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I sold mine too cheap.  One of many moments of weakness, while falling over motors and getting cheesed-off..

 

I’ve only had two moments of exasperation with mine luckily. Both on the drive.

First was the clutch slave dying, and then the starter motor solenoid packed up.

I’ve had it for 12 years now, and as it fits in the garage easily, will not be selling.

 

That one for sale is interesting- earlier than mine and so an SE and not a gran finale, despite the wing badge. Repaired seats and a replacement radio and a set of decals I’ve not seen before.

Mine has the original seats and radio still, and the same mileage too, plus a continuous mot and tax history unlike this one.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hard to judge what's better here. The side view which makes it look like a toy with half a Ford Anglia estate  back door nailed to the side...

 

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...or the front, which has that sort of angry look your missus gets when you tell her you're going out with the lads on Friday, as well as Saturday and Sunday...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ARIEL-LEADER-1962-PROJECT/332585974222?hash=item4d6fab39ce:g:z3MAAOSw0wtaqWsm

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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How many kilos of Class A would you have to shove up your nose before eating broken various coloured glass bottles, climbing on top of a lamp post and defecating on your car bonnet?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-mk3-golf-cabriolet-avantgarde/263551565055?hash=item3d5ce5bcff:g:iBQAAOSwav5aqrSk

  • garethj, Squire_Dawson and clayts450
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0ldCh0d Rank: Citroen Ami

0ldCh0d

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Clio-2004-Spares-or-Repair/192482235438?hash=item2cd0d5d42e:g:e60AAOSwKJFaqTvQ

 

 

 

2004 Renault Clio 1.2 5 door hatchback. Head Gasket Failure for spares or repair. The car does not start and will have to be towed.
 
Has been reversed into a lamppost and boot doesn't open. Also wing mirror is held on by duct tape. But apart from all that it's fine :)

 

 

lol.....£1.20 Currently..

 

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Late to the party on this... but I'm in tears mate. Bravo.

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