eBay tat volume 3.

7,916 · March 9, 2018

1973 Left hooker DS. Bit crusty but probably not expensive for one of these.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-citroen-ds/273092760674?hash=item3f9598d462:g:iRcAAOSwxOFaW6yr

7,916 · March 9, 2018

Tidy 525i auto with 60k.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-525i-SE-Auto-1990-60-000-miles-with-full-history-YOU-WILL-NOT-FIND-BETTER/232691545949?hash=item362d7f375d:g:EWIAAOSwla1ahXnO

7,916 · March 9, 2018

Cheap XR2i with lock damage but tested. Bit doggy.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Xr2i/253473893846?hash=item3b0438add6:g:ROgAAOSwp7tacC7l

7,916 · March 9, 2018

I like this so much I'll post it again, last time it was about £2k dearer. Yum.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Matra-Murena-2-2-fabulous-mega-Rare-classic-coupe-reduced-for-fast-sale/302644479553?hash=item4677044641:g:n-gAAOSw5dlaPpB1

5,032 · March 9, 2018

K-series Freelander Commercial with a borked engine. Reading the advert is like trying to consume a packet of opel fruits via osmosis through your eyeballs

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-S-W-B-Freelander-1-Commercial-Former-Land-Rover-Fleet-Vehicle/263537886925?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

Jesus christ. What goes through the mind of people who write ads like this?

March 9, 2018

Jesus christ. What goes through the mind of people who write ads like this?

fruit loops up the arse?

Sorry got the wrong

opel fruits through the eye

5,032 · March 9, 2018

Spotlight fetish = pleased

5 pot too!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-coupe-1985/282876521638?hash=item41dcc12ca6:g:Yq4AAOSwkhNaoYZ~

8,938 · March 9, 2018

Paging Bornidenty to the beige phone, you have a call on line one, NOS mk1 Sierra rear bumper, yes it is grey!!!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-Mk1-Rear-bumper-NOS/263336888656?fits=Car+Make%3AFord%7CModel%3ASierra&hash=item3d501a0950:g:BKkAAOSwvfZaAM52

15,089 · March 9, 2018

A wedding is roughly as good an idea as a funeral.

If it's your own funeral, why worry? Sure you'll be well and truly fucked by then.

13,659 · March 9, 2018

Paging Bornidenty to the beige phone, you have a call on line one, NOS mk1 Sierra rear bumper, yes it is grey!!!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-Mk1-Rear-bumper-NOS/263336888656?fits=Car+Make%3AFord%7CModel%3ASierra&hash=item3d501a0950:g:BKkAAOSwvfZaAM52

Ready to be painted eh?

We'll show them.

131,481 · March 10, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-Custom-Smiley-Diesel-1999-MoT-August-2018/312083925855?hash=item48a9a6cb5f:g:HdIAAOSwRN1akqyl

'This is a far from a rotten Smiley hanging on to an MOT that's been welded to death'

Because it's just full of filler instead?

17,069 · March 10, 2018

Very cheap Citroen AX in Epsom. Nicely Pogweaseled, would suit enthusiast, or person of generally impeccable good taste

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-1-1-AX-5dr-Echo/152933036922?hash=item239b84f37a:g:V-QAAOSwVkNanZ-L

£110 bins and finishing this evening....

3,418 · March 10, 2018

Broken C6, owner has spent over £7000 on it in 4 years of ownership then a cam belt pulley bolt sheared, ouch

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C6-linage-Diesel-2007-needs-engine-repair-please-read-full-listing/292469616685

3,418 · March 10, 2018

Hunter with MX-5 transplant, don't like those LED lights but seller has kept the originals.

Is there a corresponding MX-5 running around somewhere with a Hunter lump in it?!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Minx-Hunter-Mazda-Mx5-Engine-Retro-Car-Sleeper-/263533795547

87,998 · March 10, 2018

1200 quid 750i with lpg and a misfire.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-750i-5.4l-v12-lpg-1998-e38.-mot-fsh/1289958415

131,481 · March 10, 2018

Properly engine tidy looking Transit

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-S-W-B-S-H-T-1999/323130795530?hash=item4b3c18a60a:g:fl0AAOSwkhNaouYZ

MONEY SHOT:

87,998 · March 10, 2018

Oooh this is nice.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/1997-bmw-7-series-735-v8-petrol-long-mot-future-classic-low-mileage/1289944885

87,998 · March 10, 2018

Correctly engined Transit camper. We may have had this before but who cares! Look at it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Ford-Transit-Pilote-Motorhome-Campervan-Van-Petrol-2l-Pinto-Engine-1982/232691164864?hash=item362d7966c0:g:auMAAOSwjIVabwNx

87,998 · March 10, 2018

This looks like a right ray of sunshine right enough.

Okay I agree now

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-12-SEAT-MINIBUS-UNRECORDED-REPAIRABLE-SALVAGE-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/192477926019?hash=item2cd0941283:g:Q1oAAOSwkhNaoowK

87,998 · March 10, 2018

Have we had this minter?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-p6-auto-3.5-litre-v8-series-1-for-spares-restoration/1289698909

March 10, 2018

Did this really need moving?

Apologies Moog, I did ponder on the most appropriate place and thought it might be worthy of its own post, but very happy to be led by the hand on this one!

3,418 · March 10, 2018

That Murena is gorgeous, have to feel for the seller who is selling it to pay for expensive dental work

I like this so much I'll post it again, last time it was about £2k dearer. Yum.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Matra-Murena-2-2-fabulous-mega-Rare-classic-coupe-reduced-for-fast-sale/302644479553?hash=item4677044641:g:n-gAAOSw5dlaPpB1

5,382 · March 10, 2018

I used to rib my boss daily when he had one of these new, but now I'm actually tempted, particularly in this colour...

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201803074344475?

131,481 · March 10, 2018

A Transit without a diesel engine is like a library without books.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-T-BEDFORD-CF-2-3-PETROL-ICE-CREAM-VAN-EXHIBITION-SHOW-VEHICLE/132532185228?hash=item1edb88a88c:g:x0IAAOSwjI5aonub

WE CAN ARRANGE DELIVERY FOR YOU AT EXTRA COST!

Q) OW MUTCH 2 BAROW M8?

A) £250, Eddie.

87,998 · March 10, 2018

You do wonder why you’d specify the twin cam on a big fuck off minibus.

I think the transit was built for pinto power. Rs2000 race car engine init m8z

28,547 · March 10, 2018

What is that CF, the ghost of an ice cream van?

62,961 · March 10, 2018

You do wonder why you’d specify the twin cam on a big fuck off minibus.
I think the transit was built for pinto power. Rs2000 race car engine init m8z

I had a LWB minibus with a twin cam in it. Then purplebargeken had it and now Arthur Foxhake has it. It worked surprisingly well - it's low geared enough to allow the engine to rev, and a minibus is unlikely to ever be laden up to the full 3.5T anyway.

108,850 · March 10, 2018

But no one has a second funeral if the first one was a failure, and by and large, the cars are better.

Not anymore.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Imperial-Vintage-Hearse-for-sale/253464550553

You can now make even your demise some cheesy kitschy big fat Gipsy carnival procession with an Elvis.

Shudder...

Let alone class and style, but there is absolutely no dignity left in this society.

14,600 · March 10, 2018

I like this so much I'll post it again, last time it was about £2k dearer. Yum.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Matra-Murena-2-2-fabulous-mega-Rare-classic-coupe-reduced-for-fast-sale/302644479553?hash=item4677044641:g:n-gAAOSw5dlaPpB1

<<<< sits looking at laptop dribbling with delight

108,850 · March 10, 2018

1200 quid 750i with lpg and a misfire.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-750i-5.4l-v12-lpg-1998-e38.-mot-fsh/1289958415

Why is this inside a concentration camp?

What is that CF, the ghost of an ice cream van?

It just needs a bit of signwriting for the Stan Woods.

eBay tat volume 3.

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