eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-Alfasud-Sprint-1-5-QV-very-rare/222864287494

 

All other pics are equally hopeless.

 

However:

 

 

Collection from Athens Greece

 

Hell yes!

[castros_bro]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-Estate-Suzuki-Grand-Vitara/162920641329?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3D2bdc867ccc4041539bf03ed0b72ff2cd%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D142684889554%26itm%3D162920641329&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

 

 

[kinkersaab]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-1989-W126-500-sec-coupe/253462802304

 

 

 

Yes, he is a total dreamer, but you'll have to agree that this is delightfully shite.

 

not liking the door cards.  Wrong! should be pleated leather 

[Junkman]

My OCD isn't pronounced enough for this to annoy me.

[wuvvum]

Late early Proton

 

[pompei]

Going back to the Trevi ....  it's been for sale for yonks by Walkers,  one of the best known Lancia specialists in the country.  I'm guessing it must be in a pretty shocking state if even they aren't prepared to get it away with an MoT. 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Plymouth-barracuda-1966-for-restoration/232683053476

 

 

it is an original unmolested car

 

Obviously. As proven by the toiletries shelf nailed to the bootlid and the body plate sure has never been tampered with either.

 

 

 

 

Ive tried to describe the car the best i can

 

For six fucking bags this just isn't good enough. By a country mile.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-super-Minx-estate-spares-or-repair/391992738353

 

Stan Woods anyone?

[Matt]

Quick, before it gets turned into a replica*!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-robin/202245667641?hash=item2f16c7fb39:g:HLAAAOSwK5tamIh0

[Junkman]

This abomination is listed in the classic cars section, mind.
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-flareside-no-advisorys/282868350495

 

 

deisel

 

I'm not making this shit up!

 

 

 

I've had it

 

So would I.

[Junkman]

Ebay seller rule 347: Don't even be arsed to unload a car from a trailer.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada-mk2-2-8-Ghia-X-estate/142706306473

 

 

Ebay seller rule 348:

 

 

Pics were taken last summer so expect a little more greenery and crumbling with the body work.

 

 

How stinking lazy can one possibly get?

[Matt]

This abomination is listed in the classic cars section, mind.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-flareside-no-advisorys/282868350495

 

 

I'm not making this shit up!

 

 

 

So would I.

 

Managed to write the description in the condition notes too.

[Junkman]

Never mind the hilariously overpriced white room shit, but the wall decoshite is flippin ace!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-Mini-Austin-Mk1-850-Van/323111693625

 

 

I'd so love to hang some cuckoo clockshite underneath it.

[cort16]

£250

 

"DRIVES OKAY"

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201802264079311

[cort16]

400 quid 618i auto. Looks tidy.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201802274111091

[lesapandre]

  8,888.00

 

  No.no.no.nnnnnooooo no

[Tadhg Tiogar]

8,888.00...

All those eights suggest seller thinks Chinese people might be interested in buying it.

 

I'm not.

[Matt]

With a set of quality winter tyres these are probably great in the snow (if it's not too deep). MOT history isn't as clean as I would like from a 34k mile car though.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-justy-1.3-4x4-4-wheel-drive-awd/1289096124

[Skizzer]

8,888.00

 

No.no.no.nnnnnooooo no

I reckon that Merc’s worth four tops.

 

[wuvvum]

With a set of quality winter tyres these are probably great in the snow (if it's not too deep). MOT history isn't as clean as I would like from a 34k mile car though.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/subaru/subaru-justy-1.3-4x4-4-wheel-drive-awd/1289096124

Those things all rust like an absolute bastard.  They're not too bad on a slippery road, but I still reckon the Mk1 Justy is better.

[dozeydustman]

Vaseline on the lens to hide all the farm related muck and pug in the wings

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-504-pick-up-truck-2-3-diesel-pickup-mot-till-september-getting-rare-now/253437622586?hash=item3b020f393a:g:vHwAAOSw05tajSvD

[Saabnut]

450 quid Dundee based diesel sherpa camper

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/leyland-camp-/1288551165

Thanks for putting this up on here, I forwarded it to my mate in Perth and it is now sold!

 

Yes. He is mad.

[Negative Creep]

 

 

 

 

only selling to buy a 355 ferrari replica 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282858021525?ul_noapp=true

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Had that before, but I can't get enough of the utter tragedy of the thing.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

^^

Pleeeze MTV, Pimp My Ride!

[Rod/b]

Belmont!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astra/173182449641

 

[egg]

Very close to Calais. Not as cheap as the HMC special.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1394094745.htm?ca=12_s

 

[egg]

'has an amazing load volume once the rear seats are folded: the Twingo is not better.'

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1393963719.htm?ca=12_s

 

[Alexg]

The diabolical Minor pickup was posted a few days ago.It somehow looks even worse on revisiting.

[Supernaut]

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/282858021525?ul_noapp=true