eBay tat volume 3.

[doug]

 

Now don't dismiss it without the full details.

Rover V8 and.........

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/S-R-V-1-Ex-MOD-4x4x4-rover-v8/142701246185?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D37313%26meid%3D440ccf0d21744bc0bc30f042c9a32f79%26pid%3D100022%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D4%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D112726107593%26itm%3D142701246185&_trksid=p2055119.c100022.m2048

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-princess-1300-vanden-plas-barn-find/183093746366?hash=item2aa13cdabe:g:qVwAAOSwpVpakdaZ

[Felly Magic]

PLAH ^^^^ B'COZ TAYBULZ there Billy

[Cavcraft]

{ring ring}

 

 

Stupid & Co, how may I help?

 

 

Oh, yeah, hi. Can you still do anything I want, love?

 

You say it, we spray it!

 

'That's literally G-R-8! Can I have Jack Whitehall separating Lorraine Chase and some bloke with a four foot neck outside the Unicorn & Life-ring Arms on St Helens High Street? But make Lorraine appear to be looking at her own arse in a sort of 'sexy secretary' way?

 

 

Anything else, sir?

 

'Yeah, yeah. Tell you what have the landlord of the pub (who just happens to be Judas Priest front man Rob Halford) out the front beckoning them back for another go, if they think they're hard enough' 

 

 

Anything else, squire?

 

'Oh, God knows, anything you want. tell you what, on the front mudguard just have a big curly dog turd with half a cat's toy balanced on the top'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kustom-Vespa-300-GTS/202239405431?hash=item2f16686d77:g:JHwAAOSwmKJakaqa

 

'I am a great believer in doing it right'

 

Drinking turps or wasting money?

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Escort-mk3-barn-find/183095086515?hash=item2aa1514db3:g:rUAAAOSwzy5aktAO

 

Must stink inside if he's wearing a mask on his shoes

 

 

 

I like that.

[dozeydustman]

needs MOT and is sorn so trailer needed to collect, other than that i think its road worthy 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/car/173169770247?hash=item2851b8ff07:g:YqEAAOSwzbxajEoS

[egg]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1390806101.htm?ca=12_s

 

Rolls, but interior poor and carb needs work. 1500 euro. 1.3

 

[egg]

The engine turns, but not much else to go on

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1390961052.htm?ca=12_s

 

[dozeydustman]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-princess-1300-vanden-plas-barn-find/183093746366?hash=item2aa13cdabe:g:qVwAAOSwpVpakdaZ

 

 

 

"paintwork needs either t cutting or respraying as fayded and some marks"

[egg]

Capri in bits for 400 euros. Yep, probably worth hauling back on a trailer from Lyon.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1391073533.htm?ca=12_s

 

[lesapandre]

 

Now don't dismiss it without the full details.

Rover V8 and.........

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/S-R-V-1-Ex-MOD-4x4x4-rover-v8/142701246185?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D37313%26meid%3D440ccf0d21744bc0bc30f042c9a32f79%26pid%3D100022%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D4%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D112726107593%26itm%3D142701246185&_trksid=p2055119.c100022.m2048

And you though Q Branch wasn't real...

[richardmorris]

Someone get on this:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-850-1996-LONG-MOT-2-0-20V/202235090322?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D43782%26meid%3Ded0aef25e73a482f9840b890d45167a2%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D122974524226%26itm%3D202235090322&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

 

Tidy, decent miles well specced 850.

 

Complete with Sod you I’m Perfectly Safe sticker.

[richardmorris]

ollieaa.JPG

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-2CV6-1990-For-full-restoration-Only-32000-miles/142702230564?hash=item2139b73c24:g:GU4AAOSwLIdaksg-

Interestingly ( or probably not), a blackjack avion (seller Id) is a 2cv based kit car. And no 2cv was ever made or sold in dark blue. Mot last expired 10 years ago.

[Hertz]

V6 with MOT! 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mazda-323f-24v-2-0-v6-zxi-rare/183095156945?hash=item2aa15260d1:g:Sr8AAOSwOb9aksvf

[Hertz]

Optimistic asking price.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Renault-9-Automatic-Rare-Barn-Find-Classic-not-many-in-U-K-Runs-Drives/192466190165?hash=item2ccfe0ff55:g:D0sAAOSwi4laZ6L9

[Hertz]

Senor Bollox, La Isla Bonita?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-1968-P10-Camper-Project/202240084420?hash=item2f1672c9c4:g:5LEAAOSwyfRako4A

[cort16]

Saabillac

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/151663988772189

[Cavcraft]

Capri in bits for 400 euros. Yep, probably worth hauling back on a trailer from Lyon.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1391073533.htm?ca=12_s

 

 

 

Possibly sold now (can't work that website out, so might not be) but that is an absolute bargain if 400 Euros.

[cort16]

Polish registered Fiat Coupe Turbo for 250 quid

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/lhd-fiat-coupe-2l-petrol-20v-turbo/1288446322

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-MK1-XR2/282861989061?hash=item41dbe36cc5:g:tkoAAOSwVnlakwQN

[Cavcraft]

Hands up whose never seem a camel take a picture

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Hunter-Roots-1725cc-GL/253451296809?hash=item3b02dfe029:g:Hr4AAOSwojlakwMb

[Cavcraft]

Vendor appears to have rubbed the bodywork down with a brick, then used said implement to take the pictures

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gilbern-invader-estate/312075414267?hash=item48a924eafb:g:XnUAAOSwR6xakvxD

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-1100-CLASSIC-SPORTS-KIT-CAR/173180064247?hash=item28525611f7:g:SjcAAOSw1AZakvBc

 

It's fantastic, looks like a puppy that's just done it's first whazz outside.

[cort16]

 

 

was driving perfect until I decided to change the rear brake pads for mot, mot expired, now the brake pedal is travelling to the floor! hence price

 

we've all been there M8

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-a4-tdi-estate-diesel.-52-plate/1288442749

[Hertz]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-1314-Horsebox-Wagon-13-ton-spares-or-repairs/152922216206?hash=item239adfd70e:g:t9cAAOSwXfVakvkk

[Cavcraft]

You got it on the front
A shitty newspaper rack

 

 

I've looked it over and this time I won't forgive you
Well I'm not letting go
But your back wiper, yo!

You've nailed your boot and she was in it, no no no

 

 

​What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

 

 

​What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

 

 

​What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

 

 

​WHAT'S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER?

 

 

(bloody stupid)

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-54-KIA-SORENTO-2-5-CRDI-XS-WINCH-BUMPER-SNORKEL-LIFT-KIT-4X4-4WD/401498056284?hash=item5d7b26265c:g:V2kAAOSwpkFY6U8M

[castros_bro]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Standard-10-van-Very-rare/323091112825?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49926%26meid%3D40cf1ac2b6244eda8c398ee1d59fc8a6%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D263517880956%26itm%3D323091112825&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[spartacus]

Jesus Cavcraft, where does it come from?

[wuvvum]

This looks cheap.  "A lot of car for the money" probably isn't the phrase I'm looking for here, but I would've expected an 8-year-old iQ to be worth more than that.

 

[0ldCh0d]

Currently £5.50.........Complete with council abandoned vehicle notices.....

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E36-318i/152922096516?hash=item239ade0384:g:wJoAAOSwl2Fakdbc

 

 

 

Right, this auction is for a rusty heap of crap E36. I'm not going to lie to you, this car looks like it was parked in the sea. Almost every panel is rusty, and the underside isn't much better. You'll be the envy of exactly none of your friends.

 

 

WCPGW?