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jonathan_dyane Rank: Renault 16

jonathan_dyane

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price: £325.00

Do these employ an old Merc lump from a 190D or summert?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-T-Tata-G ... 0895496690

 

Zero Mercedes content.

I think it's something like one of those old Peugeot Indenor diesels but with an OHC head.

 

 

They have a shite indian 2.0 copy/redesigned PSA XUD which in this configaration is slow, uneconomical and unreliable. The gearbox is an indian special which tends to fail. Parts are hard to get and fearsomly expensive (pair of back springs reputedly cost best part of a grand.)

 

I want one!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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How about this for tat-hauling?

 

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A whole 72hp from the 1.3 powerhouse.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-COROLL ... 0556092167

 

My parents had a near-identical one (only difference being it was LHD and only the povvo-spec XLI was available for pre-ordering at launch) from new until about 2006. The engine was quite a bit more powerful than that (I think it was 88hp), but it was still shit as you had to rev it to buggery in order to make any progress (peak torque @5200rpm IIRC).

 

 

Think how I feel driving the 72bhp automatic version

Manbearpig Rank: Austin Maxi

Manbearpig

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Tragic future predicted for rare Granada Chasseur; when "enthusiasts" appear on classic car circles threatening banger racing unless people buy their overpriced rust it can't end well.

 

"You are only bidding on one wheelnut" phrase guarantees some awkward git with an aversion to upfrontedness and clarity.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-Granada-Chassuer-estate-spares-repair-or-break-/221200131472?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33808e2590

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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We can stop playing now.

With this ABC Mr B has won at teh Interweb. :D

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Meanwhile, on a 1970's council estate

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-xj6-2- ... 1e7850cc0c

 

It's still taxed and tested but doesn't run because the owners grasp of mechanics seems to be on par with his grasp of English.

 

'Wellding 2 small holes next to the engine and painting everything next to the engine that is the reason the car does not run now , you also need to connect a radator , carborator and when you do that the car will run'

ShiteRider Rank: Citroen Ami

ShiteRider

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Meanwhile, on a 1970's council estate

 

$T2eC16d,!)8E9s4l8hebBRP2v1FsHg~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-xj6-2- ... 1e7850cc0c

 

It's still taxed and tested but doesn't run because the owners grasp of mechanics seems to be on par with his grasp of English.

 

'Wellding 2 small holes next to the engine and painting everything next to the engine that is the reason the car does not run now , you also need to connect a radator , carborator and when you do that the car will run'

Christ on a bike, the seats look like Gordon Ramseys' ball bag

andrew e Rank: Lancia Gamma

andrew e

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Vinyl centre armrest, specific charcoal trim, manual box??? I call nee-naw and £££!

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