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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-VOLVO-940-CHOPPED-HEARSE-PICKUP-CUSTOM-1-OFF-2-3-PETROL-AUTO-UNIQUE-CAR-RAT/183049384212?hash=item2a9e97f114:g:MMoAAOSwKXdac0LN

 

'I INTENDED TO DO A TURBO CONVERSION ON THE ENGINE ( A COMMON MOD FOR VOLVOS, KNOWN AS A +T) SO I HAVE COLLECTED ALL THE REQUIRED PARTS PLUS SOME EXTRA BITS FOR THE CONVERSION  THESE ARE NOT INCLUDED IN THE SALE...'

 

 

​Fantastic. Would you take a part-exchange for a rusty 1982 Transit bullion van? I intended to fill it with £50 notes which I collected over the years but they're not included in the sale.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Remain completely unconvinced there's actually a worse way to guff £11,000 than on this mobile gash palace

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-t4-Custom-Camper-tdi/263469242860?hash=item3d57fd99ec:g:eS0AAOSw~3pacf3d

 

'totally rebuild costing over 16 k' 

 

 

​When six quid's worth of unleaded and a lighter would have done a far better job.

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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Those Volvo's do make nice hearses and it is a shame that moron was allowed near it with his angle grinder

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Kringle Rank: Citroen Ami

Kringle

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Either my computer is playing up, or they've added no description at all

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort/302624444224?hash=item4675d28f40:g:2bAAAOSwJWFac163

ford escort 1600 ghia 1987 owned from new by my dad just been motd very tidy for 30 year old car any questions 07711 first then 205555 or to view cash on collection

 

 

I'd love to pop around in that. Wonder how the tin worm is.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-PUNTO-MK1-1-2-16V-CONVERTIBLE-CABRIO-LEATHER-INTERIOR-MOT-07-2018-102K/253402960694?hash=item3afffe5336:g:CgQAAOSwLs9ac33n

 

'I don't know much about it'

 

Let me help you with that: IT'S SHIT.

 

 

Epic feedback comment from someone: 

 

 

iconNeg_16x16.gif Belingo van,short test drive no ins tax.On way home lots of smoke eng Lt come on
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-RX8-2004-Private-collection-of-my-husband/323046720774?hash=item4b3715c506:g:lMsAAOSwM91ac3z-

 

'This cars I was looking very long to get no smoke in side and pets and kids free...Once per week I am starting all to hear sound of fantastic Wankel engine.'

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-RX8-2004-Private-collection-of-my-husband/323046720774?hash=item4b3715c506:g:lMsAAOSwM91ac3z-

 

'This cars I was looking very long to get no smoke in side and pets and kids free...Once per week I am starting all to hear sound of fantastic Wankel engine.'

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I wonder if her spouse has died or these cars were part of a divorce settlement? RX8 for a tenner?

DodgeRover Rank: Talbot Tagora

DodgeRover

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OMGRB44!!! On £100 as I type this, although I can see that going up quite a lot before the auction finishes.

 

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Under 10hrs to go and still £100, the Perkins phaser lump is worth a lot more than that, bargain time.

Mot exempted* because dodge 50 based and you could probably actually get away with the speciality vehicle classification exemption with 4x4 and winch

 

Edit looking at the mot history it's never been tested so probably has qualified for an exemption L272DHG

 

Buy it now someone please???

 

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Bowden-4x4van/173121925883?hash=item284edef2fb:g:-JQAAOSwtKVaat1q

 

 

Ideal for a peace camp, hippy convoy rescue etc

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dutton-malaga-B-plus-kit-car-project-2-0-pinto-with-stage-one-cam-type-9-gearbox/183049580010?hash=item2a9e9aedea:g:eEAAAOSwqfZac17U

 

Kudos for having a floor pan made out of an old sideboard back and a greasy oven tray, plus an axle held on with rope

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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OMGRB44!!!  On £100 as I type this, although I can see that going up quite a lot before the auction finishes.

 

 

 

 

If my mate gets back to me before I go to bed with a decent quote to fetch it back, I'll lob a bid on it.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-midlum-180-horse-box/232650694309

 

This looks to me like a 2006 lorry with an ill-fitting 1984 horsebox on it!!!

 

 

interior requires finishing i.e. carpeting the bulkhead and a mattress for the bed over the top of the cab

 

 

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WTF!!!! You are supposed to sleep there??? Do you have to call someone to slot you in there at 10pm or something?

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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Horsey people would gladly sleep on a bed of nails as long as dobbin was happy.

 

 

Hmm, yes I can believe that actually

 

Unless they come from money that is.

 

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Go on, have a guess first. Don't worry though, you can pay it monthly.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182773220613

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Edit looking at the mot history it's never been tested so probably has qualified for an exemption L272DHG

I don't think Ministry tests for >3.5-tonne vehicles show up on "normal" MOT checker sites.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Looking at all those horse boxes lately, what you can live in in Spain, or any other godforsaken shithole,

those horses have it better than each and every human camper I've ever seen and actually quite a

sizeable proportion of the sedentary part of humankind.

 

Which strikes me as odd, since it is this how I prefer my horses:

 

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With raisins.

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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it did the 2000 miles to Monaco & back faultlessly

 

Of course it did. It is a 90s car. 

 

 

 

There's an air raid siren on the boot. (It did work but needs the wiring looking at)

 

Shit, it was embarrassing enough when my normal alarm went off at 2am. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-e240-charity-banger-car-rally-car-Benidorm-bangers-modified/183043604144

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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it did the 2000 miles to Monaco & back faultlessly

 

Of course it did. It is a 90s car.

 

 

Damn right. I bet you anything I have that I can do this with a 1920s car.

Let alone a mid Sixties Renault, which is a modern car considering

there hasn't been any progress whatsoever for the past half century.

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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£500 ono P6!! Party like it's 1999!

 

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The car is all complete but will require work to the main structure

 

WHAT PART OF

 

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DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

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