eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-MERCEDES-W123-280E-BARN-FIND-NO-RESERVE/183049404164

 

[Junkman]

Have we had this Eddymobile yet?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-cf-campervan/232651419174

[Junkman]

Never take the fucking tarp off a car you want to sell.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-2000-Estate/152890108257

 

 

was running fine when it was running

 

What a monad.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Rialto-project-trike-project-unfinished-project-barn-find/162881521348

 

 

project, trike project, unfinished project, barn find

 

For the full horseshit bingo you forgot 'Del Boy'.

[Junkman]

OMFG. WANT!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1927-MODEL-T-IN-SUPERB-CONDITION-AMERICAN-CLASSIC/122944076856

 

It's the very late one with brakes!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

How friggin cool is this?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Dodge-50S-3-5ton-tipper-truck/263473096497

[cros]

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/MAHINDRA-SCORPIO-JEEP-DIESEL-2004-53-REG-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-MOT-DEC-2018-139KM/122935165014?hash=item1c9f81c056:g:tG4AAOSwZ5haa2yM

 

 

MAHINDRA SCORPIO JEEP DIESEL 2004 53 REG SPARES OR REPAIR MOT DEC 2018 139KM

£995.00

Description says:

Bodywork - I cant really see a good bit! see pictures, scuffs & marks all around, front bumper needs attention (half of it's missing!) has a cracked wing mirror but on the plus side there is two new ones in the boot!

 

It's in Wisbech. You'd be a tunt not to.

[Cavcraft]

Proof that a picture says it's fucked in fewer than a thousand words.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars/302624617198

 

 

I was on to him yesterday. Reckons he's been offered £175 for it, which I suggested was a good offer.

[cros]

"Can I diddle you now sir?"

[Cavcraft]

Take back what I said a couple of pages ago about Autoshite bingo full house, here's the real winner

 

 

Renault: CHECK

Espace: CHECK

3.0: CHECK

Diesel: CHECK

Automatic: CHECK

Injector fault: CHECK

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-RENAULT-GRAND-ESPACE-3-0-DCi-INITIALE-AUTO-6-SEATER-MPV-MET-BLACK-BEIGELTHR/202214557703?hash=item2f14ed4807:g:iFIAAOSwvD5Z~39l

 

 

'From the very moment you walk up to this car you know that it is unlike all other people carriers you have ever driven'

 

 

 

'I've not had it checked out so I don't know exactly what the problem could be' 

 

 

[Snipes]

How friggin cool is this?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Dodge-50S-3-5ton-tipper-truck/263473096497

Money shot right there.

[DVee8]

Patch-the-dog-says-WTF.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Discovery-Prototype-Concept-Classic/282830411110?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3D62c1a55b8cfe4e0a8e70920f2d334735%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D30%26sd%3D222819226617%26itm%3D282830411110&_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&clk_rvr_id=1431268580486&utm_content=buffer2a266&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

 

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/232172399627?clk_rvr_id=1431335356745&rmvSB=true

 

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/362229650685?ssPageName=STRK:MESINDXX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1436.l2648&clk_rvr_id=1431252187405&rmvSB=true

 

[DVee8]

Shitecuricor,your bank job is our concern.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/312052933459?clk_rvr_id=1431286375565&rmvSB=true

 

 

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-YP-van-1931-for-restoration/323044080014?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D32e069fca91146df9e9468bbcd859408%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D192444101395%26itm%3D323044080014&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&clk_rvr_id=1431392534107&utm_content=bufferf1701&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

[oldcars]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Rialto-project-trike-project-unfinished-project-barn-find/162881521348

 

 

For the full horseshit bingo you forgot 'Del Boy'.

Rare trims those.

[Cavcraft]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/362229650685?ssPageName=STRK:MESINDXX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1436.l2648&clk_rvr_id=1431252187405&rmvSB=true

 

 

 

Fantastic, absolutely love that.

[drum]

Good God

 

 

And only £2k.

 

I'll get the fb link if anyone is keen.

Yeah, right.

[DVee8]

Any idea what make of car this is?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MGF-black-convertible-sports-car-with-long-MOT/183053086188?hash=item2a9ed06dec:g:jUIAAOSwfpBabe2Y

 

[sierraman]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-Campervan-Spares-or-Repair/173136538555?hash=item284fbdebbb:g:8eYAAOSwaB5adJxI

They'd let you on any reputable camp site with that.

[DVee8]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/183043604144?clk_rvr_id=1431427645792&rmvSB=true

 

[Cavcraft]

Patch-the-dog-says-WTF.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Discovery-Prototype-Concept-Classic/282830411110?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3D62c1a55b8cfe4e0a8e70920f2d334735%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D30%26sd%3D222819226617%26itm%3D282830411110&_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&clk_rvr_id=1431268580486&utm_content=buffer2a266&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer&rmvSB=true

 

 

 

 

 

Interesting story, but sort of sounds bollocks at the same time. Why would LR put their badges etc on another maker's pick-up? Mind you with their reliability* record and Nissan's chassis snapping specials, it would have been quite funny. 

[DVee8]

Yep that how I read it,still  registered as a Nissan? Would this happen?

[Cavcraft]

What's that you say, Pingu, you want to buy this car?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/custom-Volvo-240-Estate/162884735983?hash=item25ecafd3ef:g:wNAAAOSw3wVadaJz

 

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Yep that how I read it,still registered as a Nissan? Would this happen?

No. The lad is talking utter horse shite!

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mr2-sports/183053134937?hash=item2a9ed12c59:g:jx0AAOSwEW9adaUv

 

 

If that car was covered in fifty pound notes and surrounded by ex-F1 dolly birds, you'd still only see those hideous rear lights.

 

Verdict: SLEDGEHAMMER.

[Cavcraft]

Need a white one for the set

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-MG-1500-Midget-in-need-of-restoration-or-for-parts/122948358285?hash=item1ca04b108d:g:~UsAAOSw~o5adZPu

[Cavcraft]

What's the betting the fuel is the same colour?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-tipper-1993-spares-or-repair/192445809406?hash=item2cceaa02fe:g:emQAAOSwkV5aW3p2

[Cavcraft]

One porn star owner?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-156-2-0-T-Spark/202215658850?hash=item2f14fe1562:g:VHcAAOSw~o5aVjyX