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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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Yep, the wheels are fucking hideous. Should make for a bone jarring ride.

If the car's cheap enough, flogging the alloys might even get most or all of the money back. Bargain.

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Get a load of this fruit cake

 

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Lol, just nail a Wickes shed to the chassis then and get it on the set.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNUSUAL-BUT-LUCRATIVE-PROJECT/122900490987

What a pile of shit; if you're going to pay homage to the loonies who gave the Italians and the Afrika Korps a bloody nose at least start with the right base vehicle, which being a product of Detroit is actually possible as they made a load of them. 1939 Chevrolet WB 1 1/2 tonner. $1700

 

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Do not paint.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Would make a perfect Autoshite recovery truck with a pikey beavertail on

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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What a pile of shit; if you're going to pay homage to the loonies who gave the Italians and the Afrika Korps a bloody nose at least start with the right base vehicle, which being a product of Detroit is actually possible as they made a load of them. 1939 Chevrolet WB 1 1/2 tonner. $1700

 

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Do not paint.

 

You'd actually need one of these:

 

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Alternatively any Rover P4 will do to fool the telly audience.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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"I don't know what you heard about me.

Like rear glass is NLA for me

No hatch no saloon, you can't see.

That' I'm ROB T - PIMP."

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That Rover P4 seller certainly has got some serious mental health concerns. What an utterly hopeless pile of shit! Also his tendency to 'flower up' his text by jemmying in words like 'notwithstanding' and 'per se' also suggest early stage dementia.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Honestly?  If I hadn't seen this with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it.  

 

Deep down, illiteracy isn't actually funny.  But a lack of common sense to use some kind of speelchecker/friend IS funny.

 

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I bet she's the sort of lass who fucks for cake.

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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Honestly? If I hadn't seen this with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it.

 

Deep down, illiteracy isn't actually funny. But a lack of common sense to use some kind of speelchecker/friend IS funny.

 

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I bet she's the sort of lass who fucks for cake.

You know lasses that fuck for cake?! I've been courting the wrong type all this time!

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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Bov?  Eh, what?

Blow off valve, aka dump valve, aka "PSSSSSSHHHHT" between gearchanges :)

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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^ been on this thread many times

 

Isn't it brill

Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Asimo

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If I win eurobillions I promise I will buy this fuck-awful Merc / bin-truck mashup so that we can barbecue the bastard eyesore at Shitefest.

 

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Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Asimo

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elegant

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Bluebird-2-5-TDi-DSG-Auto-Wheelchair-Bus-Ideal-Camper-Conversion/162777158158

 

I love a good camper van but taking this hideous eyesore round the unspoilt corners of the UK sounds like an environmental crime to me

It would be fun trying to get that out of a wet field with a ton and a half of chipboard and dralon over those two rear axles with front wheel drive and a DSG computer in charge of burning out the clutch.

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