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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Same seller...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-111-LWB/302576993061?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

 

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ts a diesel LWB 11a model and is more or less complete, very very rusty (broken chassis), 

non running project, complete with the V5 registration in my name. Obviously, it will need to be collected on a flat bed trailer and I can assist with the loading with a fork lift truck. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Land-Rover-Series-11a-LWB/302576982589?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

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tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

tooSavvy

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That Metro has its 'original metric tyres' fitted...

 

...its been wax oiled regularly since new. has its original Metric Michelin tyres, unit part brakes - everything!...

 

Factory air? [for the lickers n beards, y'know]

 

 

TS

  • jumpingjehovahs
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DodgeRover Rank: Talbot Tagora

DodgeRover

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That Metro has its 'original metric tyres' fitted...

 

...its been wax oiled regularly since new. has its original Metric Michelin tyres, unit part brakes - everything!...

 

Factory air? [for the lickers n beards, y'know]

 

 

TS

I have a pair of metro metric tyres on rims but one is bent, if you were really desperate they would be original.

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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The new front wings look crap. If anyone wanted it to look like every other mk1 Metro, it’s paramount that the wings are lined up badly, and painted at least three shades out from the original colour.

1/10 for authenticity.

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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That Smart is, er, different!

Last MOT expired August 2015, I wonder if it had that roof when it last passed an MOT? No relevant advisories in the history.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hands up who wants an ice cream trailer that seems to be on the moon

 

 

One small cone for man, one giant lick for mankind?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ICE-CREAM-CART-TRAILER/322963382886?hash=item4b321e2266:g:a9oAAOSwY~1aRA1T

 

 

It's so fucked it looks like it orbited earth several times, then fell into a quarry at several million miles an hour.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Shall we drive to the shops in the next street, dear?

 

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Fuck it, we'll walk it'll be a lot quicker

 

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(Kudos for the half-mast beige trousers)

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-ZX-Estate-Diesel-Auto-1995-N-reg-Avantage-low-mileage-excellent-cond/232610824608?hash=item3628af81a0:g:~AcAAOSwSrNaQ7cF

Mally Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Mally

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'Hello, is that BP? Yeah, erm, Dennis said it was ok for me to come in and load 13,000 litres of diesel.'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-B-Seddon-Atkinson-201-Tanker/263400101365?hash=item3d53de95f5:g:~E8AAOSwoydWlk~1

 

Truck of the year when it came out I'll have you know. 

It's quite likely I helped to build it.

International Harvester engine, gear lever worked the wrong way round.

The Yanks owned Seddon at the time.

 

They were crap when they were new.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I know I'm caught up in the middle
I cry just a little
When I think of letting go
Oh no, only nipped out for a piddle

 

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I cried just a little
When she bumped her Daewoo in the dark

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/daewoo-matiz/202162497045?hash=item2f11d2e615:g:6aQAAOSwvApaQ9Vw

  • eddyramrod, garethj and Skizzer
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RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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By rights being a dizzler estate, this Mondeo should be a shit heap having been used as a van substitute by a plasterer or something. Actually looks rather nice. Could be cheap too, ends tomorrow.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MONDEO-LX-D-TURBO-ESTATE-ONLY-75000-MILES-FROM-NEW-1-DAY-AUCTION-NO-RESERVE/122882899831?hash=item1c9c643f77:g:6jUAAOSwZtlaQ6rl

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