eBay tat volume 3.

[wuvvum]

I've luzzed a bid on that Flavia - I rather think it will go beyond my modest budget though sadly - although I'm possibly not dreaming quite as much as the lad who wanted to swap it for a tatty Mk1 Cavalier, and wanted the Lancia delivered into the bargain. I thought the seller's response was remarkably restrained considering.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-LADA-SAM ... 27d0461384

 

Depressing.

[RedSparrow]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-Spyde ... 3380409bbf

 

'The car attracts crowds of admiring girls and their envious boyfriends/husbands. Built on the famously robust race and rally-winning rear-engined Skoda chassis'

 

This car looks like a bit like a bird in silver jeggings with a fucking massive arse. You know the sort, the ones who you see outside Aldi shoving Cheese and Cockwand flavoured crisps down their sizeable cakeholes in the back of a Toyota Estima before helping their dole cheat dad out of his dole cheat car into his dsability scooter so he can peg it round and snaffle up all the out of date Mars bars and donuts, because let's face it when you're a fat stig you need more shit food.

 

'James Dean's cost over £1,000,000.00'

 

As comparisons go that's like me drawing a cock and balls on a bog wall and comparing it to Monet's water lilies.

 

That's the most expensive Skoda 120 I've ever seen. I'd rather have a normal one thanks. But hell, that guy can talk it up!

[brickwall]

That facia and switch layout on the Flavia is supreme!

[cort16]

Feel the tempo - Check out this lump of mega shite for £795.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C368148

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-ASTRA-/321081009060

 

Only things you have to do is change the oil and give it a blast and you will see how wonderful this car is

 

Dont forget, "and take off all the wanky fisher-price toss I have glued all over it"

 

WOULD SUIT COCKSUCKER

 

OK I made that one up

[Alexg]

Dodgy autobox, but still MEGAWANT

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-RENAULT- ... 3380425d84

[trigger]

That's lovely, Nice photos too.

[warren t claim]

Didn't all the autobox Mk1 Renner Fives come with a vinyl roof as standard or am I dreaming that fact up?

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-mitsubis ... 2c6cc1c8f9

 

Who was recently looking for a cheap car?, this is minglebag motoring at best for £300, and you can have a nice day out in Harwich.

[wuvvum]

Didn't all the autobox Mk1 Renner Fives come with a vinyl roof as standard or am I dreaming that fact up?

All the 3-door ones I've seen had the vinyl roof - not sure about the 5-doors though.

 

The Mk1 5 auto was the most ludicrously over-geared car I've ever owned. The fugging thing would do 50 in first. Acceleration off the line was correspondingly dismal.

[HereHareHere]

Didn't all the autobox Mk1 Renner Fives come with a vinyl roof as standard or am I dreaming that fact up?

 

No idea, but if so you have already won DREAM OF THE YEAR 2013.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BLUE-PROTON-1 ... 27d046e109

 

Check out this professional photographed Proton grannymatic, 19000 miles from new though.

 

We all talk about this car as it should be a collectors piece

[Alexg]

^ have they taken photos of an i-phone screen displaying the photos?

[trigger]

Your right as well, looks like a ipad screen, GR12 effort there.

[cort16]

Anyone for chip?. This looks remarkably grot free for on eof these. Would.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-senator-24v-30l-auto/1010925178

[Alexg]

Check this laughably undesirable puddle of Stella piss

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LHD-MERCEDES- ... 1081483195?

NO KEYS

NO V5/PAPERWORK

NO MOT

ITS REGISTERED ON NETHERLANDS NUMBER PLATES  

NOT SURE OF THE YEAR BUT MERCEDES TELL ME ITS 1990 OR NEWER

 

Looks a great investment*

[michiel]

Reg doesn't give any info and those plates wouldn't even be legal here...

[Skizzer]

I've added that R5 to my watch list: time for another go at persuading Mrs Skizzer to learn to drive.

[cort16]

I spat my sandwich across my computer when I saw that Merc. You'd have to be operating at a monumental level of delusion so think that looked great.

[Jim Bell]

I spat my sandwich across my computer when I saw that Merc. You'd have to be operating at a monumental level of delusion so think that looked great.

 

I thought it was part of the trailer til I squinted.

[eddyramrod]

I've added that Proton to my Watch List. I have no need of it, it isn't the tall people-carrier we do need, but ... oh boy!

[meggersdog]

Turbo auto with cloth seats

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-Citroen- ... 4ac1ce3989

[Spiny Norman]

I'd definitely give that Senator a home, maybe the XM too if I were feeling brave, but that Merc is a joke.

 

This looks quite smart.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-VOLKSWAG ... 23288ebf29

 

[RedSparrow]

Ah I had that robot when I was a kid! Bloody loved it.

 

The camper if fucking stupid btw.

[meshking]

Aww he's selling Roland after 4 yrs. didn't he try and sell it last year, and we all laughed then? Try putting it back to stock with a shiny paint and he would double his money, for some reason.

[John F]

Aww he's selling Roland after 4 yrs. didn't he try and sell it last year, and we all laughed then? Try putting it back to stock with a shiny paint and he would double his money, for some reason.

 

Owner is apparently called Tamara, so probably a lass...

[Mr_Bo11ox]

WOW M8 IS THAT A BUGATI OR SUMMAT?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-MG-MIDGE ... 43b94a3ffa

 

What a fugly old crock

[ShiteRider]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-G-C-S ... 2c6cb78acb

I really want this, but i'm not sure why.