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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Wuvs or someone else similarly deranged can probably confirm - but those look like early R6 rear lights to me??

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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You'd need to be keen to tackle this thing. I bet it's soft and chewy underneath.

 

THE CAR NEEDS 2 ROCKERS IT IS RUNNING ON 5 CYLINDERS AT THE MOMENT, IT HAPPENED LAST WEEK THE CAR STILL STARTS AND DRIVES. ITS ONLY USED FOR SHORT JOURNEYS AT THE MOMENT.

ROCKERS PRICED 35 POUND EACH FROM BMW.

BOTH FRONT WINGS NEED REPLACED, CHROME TRIM ON N/S/R RUSTY, INDICATOR STOCK NEEDS REPLACED, REAR WINDOW DONT GO DOWN JAMMED SOMEHOW, EXHAUST NEEDS ATENTION AM SURE THE BRACKETS AND THAT JUST NEED REPLACED, REAR BUSHES NEED REPLACED. DRIVERS SEAT TORN, POWER STERRING BELT NEEDS TIGHTENED

 

GR9

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-e28-525i-classic-not-many-left/1010354555

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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the engine is a bit noisy under revs and smokes a little bit although it starts and runs fine

 

The rockers have all been changed

 

Could be an easy fix for someone

 

It has had a new front spring fitted

 

Easy as in trying to fly to the moon using egg cartons.

 

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James brown says..

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2005-renault-grand-espace-expression-dci-blue-spare-repair/1010333566

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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I had a 9000 Carlsson identical to that. It was the only 9000 I've ever owned (and I've had at least a dozen of the fuggers) that could go round corners.

 

I remember that when you sold it on RR i think? 'ITS NOT A REAL CARLSSON AS IT HAS THE WRONG COLOUR TRIM ON THE ASHTRAY, I KNOW AS MY MATES SISTERS BOYFRIENDS DAD OWNED ONE 20 YRS AGO' or something like that.

That's the one. I think the complaint was that the exhaust was too small for a Carlsson. Thankfully Bo11 saved me the trouble of coming up with an appropriate reply by responding himself in his own inimitable style.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Wuvs or someone else similarly deranged can probably confirm - but those look like early R6 rear lights to me??

I reckon you're right. They don't quite line up with the tailgate on the Fiats, do they?

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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I quite like what they've done here (roofrack aside). £1195 BIN is pushing it a bit though, I reckon.

 

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Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Pony pickup, pick up, pick-up. :P

 

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Relisted due to buyer wanting it delivered(this is pick up only).

:lol::lol::lol:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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DOUBLE NEGATIVE

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-accla ... 35c4bb2279

 

'because it has it original radio you can't pick nothing up'

 

If you can't pick nothing up (sic) then you must be able to pick everything up. Except women, I'd imagine.

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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Not necessarilarily everything, Shirley; just something?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If anyone actually believes this hideous hatful of fist fiddled filler is good needs to be taken outside and 'spoken to' with a size eleven, steel toe capped Doc Marten boot.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-MINI-MA ... 3ccf309c3a

 

'NO WELDING REQUIRED...FRONT WING WILL NEED ATTENTION...'

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Brilliant. Shall we just repair or replace that wing using Blu-bastarding-tak then? No, perhaps you can recommend sello-fucking-tape? Ah, fuck it, let's just throw Scots Porridge Oats at it then warm it up with a Bunsen burner, that'll sort it, won't it? :roll:

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

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What the what? Despite obvious VW scene implications, this must actually be pretty rare? Is this what the pink panther-mobile was?

 

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£UN BAG

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hey Billy, is this on your watch list?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL ... 0898653989

 

 

No, but it might be!

 

Love the typical eBay fucking moron questions at the bottom:

 

'hi i like it but if u could let me no on mileage n tax plz. dnt wanna pay 2 much as got 2 travel. what u thinking'

 

In other words 'I am a total mingebag, please sell me the car for 40p as I'm a knobhead and the bus fare costs £1.00' The seller was quite restrained in his/her reply, I'd have been sorely tempted to tell them to GTFO.

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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part exchange try me, magic beans also considered
willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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£250 low mileage Torslanda in London. Some tax, no MOT (why do people let it expire? :evil: )

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