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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Now, technically, this shouldn't require an MOT soon.......However, even if you do it properly and get it sorted (it will remain a patchwork quilt, I fear...) you could be Minor-ing to work for little more than a grand.    Almost tempted myself as a winter beater but having 2 black four doors probably needing welding in the same places doesn't appeal for some reason.  Usual spring hanger / chassis rail shenanigans judging by MOT history.   

 

 

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Seller seems a decent sort who has already been dicked around, too. 

 

 

 

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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Looks like MS Paint in some pics, but an E36 van.

 

Here I present to you the opportunity to own a one of a kind BMW E36 2.8 Van conversion

I purchased this van off a Car body repair college teacher, who has created 2 of these in total, so yes there is only 2 of these amazing creations in the whole of the U.K, maybe the world!

It has been completed to a very very high standard , all doors and door handles welded shut and Hours and HOURS worth of body work carried out.

The van is mint and it looks like it came fresh out of the factory this way.

The van started its life as a 2.0 Tourer

It is now fitted with a 2.8 engine and runs very smooth, no knocks, no bangs, the engine is solid

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969/permalink/1882911418391140/?sale_post_id=1882911418391140

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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The Corvair looks like an NSU Prinz 1000 after consuming a few pies

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That's how blatantly NSU copied the Corvair styling.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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DJ Derek's Dead Good Discos

 

​YO, YO MAKE SOME NOISE! me uncle said, 

​​I'm gonna mix up some tunes and talk to the dead

​but we all thought that he was fakin

cookin up lies like a pound of bacon

 

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WORD UP, MUTHAFUKKAS! he spat through the mike

you daft bastards paid £25 for tonight

so listen up good, or else you'll be sorry

I gotta message from a Dave who got run over by a lorry

 

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Yeah, what's up Mavis, it's you he's speaking to in this mix, 

he said over the road there's a Peugeot 306

an' can you open the glovebox before the executors come

​there's half an ounce of whizz and a sawn off gun

 

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Now, the next message out is for a guy called Stan

you've been lookin' for your brother, from the police he ran

he ain't been seen for ages, you've been worrying, man

well the mutha fucker's tied up in the Astra van 

 

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But he's sort of dead, wrapped up in a shroud

next message is for a Deidre who hails from Stroud

​'Listen up, bitch, I know you shagged my brother

so I put a Magnum to his mouth and blasted the mutha'

 

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so I hope you'll recommend me to the next village hall

tell all the fuckers, you've been having a ball

Rippin' off the gullible, everywhere I go,

you'll see my reflection in your car window

Parked in your garage in me camper or me tourer

I've been your MC, Derek Acorah

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-740-Hearse-Novelty-Camper-work-wagon-/172884180999?hash=item2840b34007:g:L20AAOSwn45Zx~Vz

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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ford scorpio dorchester limousine Coleman Milne

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-scorpio-dorchester-limousine-Coleman-Milne/263226505864?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D47510%26meid%3D5d811b80173c42dca36626be39c51c0b%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D172884180999&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

"hello, is that 6 toes paint n' body shop? can you make my scorpio look a bit less gopping please?"

 

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verdict = oi Mrs, I found you a new peepol carrier

 

love how the paint job makes it too garish for the funeral trade and like who the fuck has one of these as a wedding car

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Be the subject of everyones jokes and laughs

 

1979 AEROLA 10 50cc MICROCAR 3 WHEELER BUBBLE CAR

 

Look a right tit in this then sir

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-AROLA-10-50cc-MICROCAR-3-WHEELER-BUBBLE-CAR/162681971194?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D47510%26meid%3D5d811b80173c42dca36626be39c51c0b%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D172884180999&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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verdict - like a photo booth on wheels only more embarrassing 

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Selection of cars from £395 - Dizzle Merc C Class 250 Late registered in Feb 2001!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Selection-of-cars-from-395-/222636319938?hash=item33d628a4c2:g:fnwAAOSwmJdZgv3m

 

No mot but it only failed on - 

  • Nearside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
  • Offside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)

Been to the moon and on it's way back again

 

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WBOD (D = depression but what the hell) runs on veg?

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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I always wondered what Santa did for the rest of the year... that 'muriel' explains it, he's a tank mechanic.

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Crikey, you would bleed to death just trying to clean that thing.   Go up the arse of a Mondeo or summat and it would cheese grate you.

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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Crikey, you would bleed to death just trying to clean that thing.   Go up the arse of a Mondeo or summat and it would cheese grate you.

 

99 quid for £5000  worth of parts. Bargain ?

 

I think it just needs a Cage over the top maybe ?

lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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Not tat - this is the last of the real Packards on Ebay- it had their new V8. By this time they had disastrously amalgamated with the failing Studebaker. This example is not pricey for what it is - about compatible with a US example. Needs a big garage and goes without saying thirsty. But real quality and at the time the most powerful US car made.

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