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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Look at that fucking VIP KARAOKE PARTY BUS, does anyone ever actually hire these things? I reckon they get built by enterprising but shit thick fellers who see it as a way to get out of driving taxis for a boss who is a wanker and start their own business. They certainly look like they have been designed by a taxi driver. Anyway after they have got a cheap knackeerd old bus off Stoke-on-Trent care services and done it up with a big telly and some cheapy graphics off their mate who has a vinyl cutter, they find they get FUCK ALL BOOKINGS because even the lasses queing up to buy scratch cards in their pyjamas at the co-op laugh at it as it drives past belching smoke out. So they stick it up on ebay for like 10 big ones and end up selling it for £2000 to an exporter.I'm just guessing like.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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On SORN but a runner, £299 BIN or offers.

 

Would love to see it go to a collector or someone who would restore it to its former glory

 

Well, yes, quite. Although it'll take a lot of polishing to get a Chamade diseasel to fit most definitions of glory.

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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VIP KARAOKE PARTY BUS

I know of a bloke who did the same with an old prison wagon then, realising no bugger would hire it (partly because you could still see the fucking group 4 logos under the brush paint) he decided to turn it into a van what sold burgers, but couldn't work out how to cut a serving hatch in the side nor did he realise people would need to clamber up about a dozen steps to reach the fucking hatch anyway. I think his latest venture is to make a "race bus" to hire out to people with track cars or something, I don't think he's put a lot of thought into this either.

 

The closest I've ever seen to one of these buses on the road is a few of them poor old boxy dennis fire engines giving up their final few years on the road as a "sexy fire engine", ferrying creosoted veigny racists in fancy dress to and from working mens club hen parties.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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HOLD EVERYTHING.

 

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it's previous keeper may have been Sir Anthony Hopkins (Hannibal Lecter)

 

we have been unable to find a comparable vehicle, to assess its true value

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

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^Christ, that Merc wagon looks a challenge.

 

It's Celebrity Squares in South Wales on eBay tonight:

 

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was used in the film Killer Elite!! with Jason Statham and Robert de niro!!!!
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Fucking LOL at 'creosoted veigny racists in fancy dress' :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

 

In other news, I ran an unofficial poll in Goodbye magazine today. The big question was 'What would you rather see on your Chrysler PMT Cruiser, the ghost of Elvis or Paddy McGuiness and Sir Cliff Richard's love child?'

 

And the winner IS....

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-pt-c ... 3a7e517ed0

 

 

'pulls as it should'

 

Pull? You couldn't pull a bird in this if you drove round and round past Grimsby DHS office on single mother giro day, firing twenty pound notes from the wheel trims and waving your fifteen inch purple headed womb broom out of the window at the same time.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Amphibious-Lo ... 3ccee6d904

 

'There is no marine propulsion system with the Amphicab'

 

Fan-titwanky-tastic. I wonder if he'd be interested in a part-exchange for a flying Mini Metro? It doesn't have wings, landing gear, engines, prop or cockpit.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-CF-FL ... 2c6c6f4c47

 

'BEEN USED FOR HOUSE CLEARANCES'

 

Probably the kind of 'house clearances' that involve chopping down some conifers, rifling through your garage, stealing anything made of metal and then lobbing all the branches and binbags out down the lanes at the entrance to a field.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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That red BX estate sold last week for £300. Desperate seller. I would have bought it if collecting it wouldn't have cost as much as the fuggin' car. Not quite as good as it looks, but not bad at all by the look of it.

tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

tooSavvy

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This made £950 last night... lads on IMP Forum say 'steal'! :shock:

 

tooSavvy

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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^ Never mind that, what you want is the 80s Mustang lurking in the background :twisted:

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