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Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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Gets my "Strategically placed hand of the day" award.

I think normal practise is to hang a teatowel over it or something.

 

Oh wait, that's the numberplate.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Man maths Micra for sale.

 

Take a £150 car with a short MOT...

 

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make it £250 worse...

 

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and ask £340 for it

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-micra-spares-or-repair-accident-damaged-/253124108128?hash=item3aef5f5f60:g:c6oAAOSw3ONZprRf

 

 

'don't waste your time with daft bids im in no rush to sell as it is just parked in the yard out of the way ' 

 

​That's the spirit, Mavis. It'll give you something to look at for the next 15 years, albeit a little bit less every few months.

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-XM-2-0-Prestidge-Turbo-Auto-1994-excellent-condition-with-low-miles-/332361451956  

 

"And no I won't sell the wheel trims separately !"[/size]

 

Shame as I wish my series 2 had those wheel trims, they look the tits!

 

Those are the trims the xm was given when it won the European car of the year award.

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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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They gave it some trims as a prize?

 

 

It would be worth more than the actual trophy

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Almost six grand for that 'Itel' and theres blue paint all over the brake pipes, wiring loom, even the friggin radiator has been painted man. Assuming its not a wobbed-up shitbox that's rotted out behind the headlights (I know, I know) I would expect him to remove all those bits and clean the friggin overspray off them properly for that sort of coin

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Man maths Micra for sale.

 

Take a £150 car with a short MOT...

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

make it £250 worse...

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

and ask £340 for it

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-micra-spares-or-repair-accident-damaged-/253124108128?hash=item3aef5f5f60:g:c6oAAOSw3ONZprRf

 

 

'don't waste your time with daft bids im in no rush to sell as it is just parked in the yard out of the way ' 

 

​That's the spirit, Mavis. It'll give you something to look at for the next 15 years, albeit a little bit less every few months.

The seller is called daftdave. Aye, he's a bit of a dafty alright.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-25-TXi-Executive-Auto-Rare-Classic-Leather-High-Spec-Low-Mileage/253122863417?hash=item3aef4c6139%3Ag%3ABSQAAOSwBhxZdnHU

 

It's one real issue seems to be surprisingly* linked to the autobox.

  • outlaw118, Pat Earrings, pilninggas and 1 other
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Husband skins up just for fun
Kid tie laces in the sun

 

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One lad will ring, other one will text 
Warning him his bird's perplexed
Watch out here comes striding mum

looks like she has seen her bum

 

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Black trousered guy next to car on drive

Some guy with a council estate
LandRover one bucket is what he has

Is he masturbating or having a whazz?

 

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So this is how it feels to be lonely
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when your trike's worth fuck all at all

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-shadow-1100-cc-trike-/172844601095?hash=item283e574f07:g:S5kAAOSwl-FZkHi0

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Dicky! Get it sorted, lad!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORMULA-1-F1-JPS-SPORTCYCLE-TRIKE-ROAD-LEGAL-HONDA-BLACKBIRD-1200-POWERED-LOOK-/112538829532?hash=item1a33d642dc:g:mhIAAOSwwzhZSmal

 

'THERE IS A LONG HISTORY AND DOCUMENTED STORY TO GO WITH THIS VEHICLE' 

 

​Some one got pissed and crashed their Honda C90 into a kids ride outside Captain Cockrocket's amusement in Skegness? 

pshome Rank: Renault 16

pshome

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Is that a Voxhall 8 valver?

yep, natural fit, Talbot was Peugeot, Opel is Peugeot.

  • Junkman, dougiefourspeed and Lacquer Peel
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Christ on a bike, that Rover trailer is terrible, what a brill find. The top picture just makes it look like it was cropped with Windows Paint.

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