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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Someone with some imperial spanners and small hands needs to buy this. 

 

 

(1978) FIAT 124 SPIDER LHD 5 SPEED MANUAL FITTED WITH A CHEVY 4.3 V6 ENGINE AND GEARBOX WITH EDELBROCK MANIFOLD AND HOLLEY CARB AND POWER STEERING

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-124-SPIDER-4-3-V6-5-SPEED-1978-AMAZING-ONE-OFF-PROJECT-RUSTFREE-CAR/372038626380?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D45992%26meid%3Daeee67ec6afc462984903529707b3979%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D282623577406&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-CUSTOM-HOTROD-RATROD-MODIFIED-GOTHIC-ONE-OFF-HEADTURNING-SHOW-CAR-/112542585757?hash=item1a340f939d:g:eGsAAOSwohdZoy97

 

'This has been a long term self built project of an experienced HOTROD engineer.'

 

Chemical engineer in an ecstasy lab? Engineer of his own destiny, which will almost certainly include a straitjacket and the words 'never likely to be released'?

 

 

Quite possibly the shittest car ever seen. 

  • Aston Martin, NorfolkNWeigh, dougiefourspeed and 6 others
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hands up who wants a car that looks like a smug Pug that's done a shit on your rug

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-MR2-MK1-AW11-MODIFIED-KAMELEON-BODYKIT-SHOW-CAR-ONE-OFF-CLASSIC-BARGAIN-/272823009541?hash=item3f8584c105:g:UrsAAOSwwzhZWAzI

 

Karma

 

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'karmeleon'

 

Living would be easy if your bridged this pile of wank?
 

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Heidel_Kakao Rank: Renault 16

Heidel_Kakao

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-CUSTOM-HOTROD-RATROD-MODIFIED-GOTHIC-ONE-OFF-HEADTURNING-SHOW-CAR-/112542585757?hash=item1a340f939d:g:eGsAAOSwohdZoy97

 

'This has been a long term self built project of an experienced HOTROD engineer.'

 

Chemical engineer in an ecstasy lab? Engineer of his own destiny, which will almost certainly include a straitjacket and the words 'never likely to be released'?

 

 

Quite possibly the shittest car ever seen.

 

Does anyone else think if you rear ended this monstrosity in a normal car that you would end up being decapitated by it?

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Looks like that ACA sale has been and gone. Anyone know the results for any of that stuff?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Caravan-A-unique-home-made-caravan-/322689846523?hash=item4b21d04cfb:g:A~EAAOSwe3FZpBmk

 

 

So there you have it, a caravan boat with none of the appeal of a caravan or a boat.

 

Verdict: Push it out to sea and keep away from the garage.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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This is expensive on the face of it; £6250 for what appears to be an utterly fucked Cortina. But if it's as rare as the blurb suggests.... ie 1 of only 2 produced, this is the best investment you'll make this year Shirley?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cortina-Savage-Estate-Auto-For-Restoration-Genuine-Car-1968-/222621186845?hash=item33d541bb1d:g:U4sAAOSw74NZjNKy

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Nice looking Audi 90. I always had problems telling the 80 and 90 apart 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-90-2.3se-automatic/1263850835

 

 

It's actually quite easy: They're both fucking shit, only the 90 is ten shitter than the 80. Hope that clears that up for you.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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You think you've seen it all then someone builds a caravan in the shape of a boat out of a skip and life is never the same again.

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Caravan-A-unique-home-made-caravan-/322689846523?hash=item4b21d04cfb:g:A~EAAOSwe3FZpBmk

 

 

So there you have it, a caravan boat with none of the appeal of a caravan or a boat.

 

Verdict: Push it out to sea and keep away from the garage.

 

I really find it difficult to believe this was ever a boat.

 

Looks like a skip to me. Hell, it even says "skip" on it!

 

 

I've also watchlisted the MG ZS with fucked power steering pipe, because it's local. :D

320touring Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

320touring

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It's actually quite easy: They're both fucking shit, only the 90 is ten shitter than the 80. Hope that clears that up for you.

Akshully, an 80 has 66% of the correct minimum number of pistons, whereas a 90 has 83% of the desired number.

 

These are OK briefs, and young trig of this parish liked his 90 I think?

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Truckshite.

 

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Seller reckons it needs trailering away due to only the front brakes working - having driven a D-series with only the front brakes working I would tend to concur.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Probably blown it's rear hub seals and filled the drums with oil, so could well be more than fucked brakes to deal with

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This is a new one on me.  Must be worth saving for rarity value if nothing else.  Like one of those hideous BMW 5 series GT things but 30 years earlier.

 

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Schaefft Rank: Lancia Gamma

Schaefft

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This is a new one on me.  Must be worth saving for rarity value if nothing else.  Like one of those hideous BMW 5 series GT things but 30 years earlier.

 

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Its been posted here before, its actually a custom job which makes it a bit less valuable compared to if it was built by Mercedes.

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