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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I put Town Car, as in Lincoln Town Car, into ebay search and got loads of oddball roadsters and sportsccars, including that one. No Yankee v8 waft yachts.

 

What has the World come to?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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My mate sent me a facebook messenger message yesterdat saying he was in the south of france and his camper van wouldn't start and did I have any ideas. I didn't but it turned out to be the inlet manifold gasket. The last I heard it was on a truck heading to the Fiat garage while him and his 2 kids are left huddled up in a 4 man tent until it comes back.

All this means it's the perfect time for me to look for one that's worse. The gumtree camper vans section is the best bit of gumtree, loads of ropey old vans and eccentric fruit cakes. Brilliant.

 

Look at this:

 

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Are those Vauxhall Royale seats?

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/unique-campervan/1256749644

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Fuck!

 

http://www.ebay.de/itm/CHRYSLER-NEWPORT-COUPE-/352114178572

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Artikelstandort: Caldas da Rainha, Portugal

 

Oh yeah: https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Caldas+da+Rainha,+Portugal/Calais,+France/SK3+0LX,+Stockport+Rd,+Stockport/@45.9831194,-12.604618,5z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m20!4m19!1m5!1m1!1s0xd18b250a082a2d1:0xb39a198d8e8efc9c!2m2!1d-9.135404!2d39.4048977!1m5!1m1!1s0x47dc3f75d7f1e363:0xacbed9e08cd279f4!2m2!1d1.858686!2d50.95129!1m5!1m1!1s0x487bb31a8cd8a8e5:0x5d345d6f69344c12!2m2!1d-2.1941725!2d53.4007083!3e0

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chodweaver Rank: Renault 16

chodweaver

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My mate sent me a facebook messenger message yesterdat saying he was in the south of france and his camper van wouldn't start and did I have any ideas. I didn't but it turned out to be the inlet manifold gasket. The last I heard it was on a truck heading to the Fiat garage while him and his 2 kids are left huddled up in a 4 man tent until it comes back.

All this means it's the perfect time for me to look for one that's worse. The gumtree camper vans section is the best bit of gumtree, loads of ropey old vans and eccentric fruit cakes. Brilliant.

 

Look at this:

 

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Are those Vauxhall Royale seats?

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/campervans-motorhomes/unique-campervan/1256749644

Oh, I DO hope so! They go perfectly with the green relief upholstery, gold brocade and quarry tile effect lino etc. etc.

 

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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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I can beat that. This is one Pound shy of ten bags.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-CLASSIC-MASERATI-QUATTROPORTE-2-8-V6-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-AUTOMATIC/352121125221

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And now brace yourselves.

 

Ready?

 

Okay:

 

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A more pyrrhic way of spending £10k and ending up with a clock so garish even Gerald Ratner would think twice about stocking it is difficult to imagine; winning.

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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Montego in Roger the Rep spec, white room tax.

 

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The five speed transmission is light, smooth and effortless.

RONG. It's not bad as these things go, but light and effortless?

 

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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That Montego has been on eBay a looooooooooooooooong time.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renult-Saviem-Classic-Restaration-Project-Military-Barn-Find/253056372934?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D6102029009924147afaa6ba4071fea4c%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D253056305736

 

The back is full of coach seats for some reason.

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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"Hello; AS vehicle solutions, we crash your motoring yoghurt trucks on demand?"

"I'd like to out-Danthecapriman Danthecapriman."

"Certainly sir, have a shite day"

 

 

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Slartibartfast Rank: Citroen Ami

Slartibartfast

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Who's got the numberplate obfuscation award sticker?

This is probably the worst thing I've seen on eBay ever. It's utterly irredeemably awful. And someone has bid on it.

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