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Wira scrapeing the bottom of the barrell with this.. Nearly a years test, not J reg. £275.

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/proton-wira/1008105108

 

Facelift mx-5 1.8 for £850. Looks pretty good other than being fitted with the shitest alloy wheels ever known to mankind.

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mazda-mx5-18/1008125220

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/96-vauxhall-corsa-modified-lambo-doors-lowered-17-alloys-custom-paint/1008055832

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That Proton a bit of WIN for £275. :D

Imagine how much money some poor deluded twat has spunked on that Corsa. Like it or loathe it, it's been quite well done, can't have been cheap. :?

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Wira scrapeing the bottom of the barrell with this.. Nearly a years test, not J reg. £275.

 

$T2eC16JHJGkE9no8gJOvBRB,)LuWU!~~48_80.JPG

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/proton-wira/1008105108

 

Problem with the post March 2001 Protons is that they are no longer a cheapo tax bracket car...emissions are too high.

 

I know some people think paying the Government more money (so they can squander it) is all fine and dandy but I'm not one of them :wink:

 

One of the great things about driving a Proton Wira or Persona is that when you eventually "upgrade" to a Hyundai, it feels like a Lexus :mrgreen:

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Cavcraft (Kent) Limited, proudly presents:

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"HONESTY IZ TEH BESTEST POLICY"

THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE A SHIT HEAP

No, really?

I THINK THE FRONT TYRES ARE A BIT SHIT

Anything else?

I MIGHT EVEN WASH IT DURING THE WEEK IF I CAN BE BOTHERED

Customer service like it used to be. Ring Chester 374444.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SH-T-HEAP-ON- ... 2a289d77d1

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I need this in my life, I've not seen one looking like this in at least a decade. will be keeping a very close eye on it

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That Iso 'Revolta' is hilarious. (yes, I know it's a Lele, but the seller was clearly trying to be clever by naming other models. Should be glad he didn't mention the Gruffo and Fiddlier as well I guess!)

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Ever wondered what it'd be like to take so many drugs you ordered a three wheeled motorbike that resembles someone with the trots trying to squeeze a vacuum cleaner pipe out of their arse? Well wonder no longer, dear reader...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CUSTOM-TRIKE- ... 2a28a2a92d

 

'Since its arrival in this country it has been on Display in my house and has never been ridden'

 

I'm not fucking surprised, nobody in their right mind would want to be seen out on that.

 

Verdict: 0/10, couldn't do worse if you tried. But please don't.

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Fark me vicar, check this pile of bollocks out...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-3-SERIES- ... 2c6c096549

 

'any silly questions or opinions will be ignored'

 

I don't know what drugs this person has been on, but they must be fucking IMMENSE if they managed to block out the voices in his head that told him what an unadulterated assembly of absolute and utter WANKTWATTERY this is. Every pissing panel looks like it was off something completely different, Scania air deflector kit, Boing 747 side panels, cat scratcher post stuck to bootlid, motorcycle repair ramp on bonnet, etc etc etc.

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Fark me vicar, check this pile of bollocks out...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-3-SERIES- ... 2c6c096549

 

'any silly questions or opinions will be ignored'

 

I don't know what drugs this person has been on, but they must be fucking IMMENSE if they managed to block out the voices in his head that told him what an unadulterated assembly of absolute and utter WANKTWATTERY this is. Every pissing panel looks like it was off something completely different, Scania air deflector kit, Boing 747 side panels, cat scratcher post stuck to bootlid, motorcycle repair ramp on bonnet, etc etc etc.

 

I'm fairly open-minded but I have never wanted to own a bat mobile

Posted

Jesus!! I'd forgotten how mad the interior on these could be. My neighbour used to have one with red velour like the old Cadillacs. Gotta be worth a few extra shite points.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Limited- ... 1070770137

 

Slight rusting atayting above both rear wheel arches but otherwise great nick for age

 

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"Slight rust"? FUCK OFF!

 

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Check out the height on that tide mark, its almost up to the bastard rain gutters!

 

I've seen this car in the flesh, have known of it for about ten years.

 

It never used to be silver, it was green...from sitting under those trees for yonks.

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I knew as soon as I saw the pic that was Glasgow. Pretty sure I've seen that car too, rings a bell.

That BMW's horrific, it worries me that there are people in this country whose brains malfunction to that extent... :shock:

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Liked these when they were new, one of those cars I always meant to have but never got round to it...

 

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Never seen one of these before, a Mitsubishi Magna.

 

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That Iso 'Revolta' is hilarious. (yes, I know it's a Lele, but the seller was clearly trying to be clever by naming other models. Should be glad he didn't mention the Gruffo and Fiddlier as well I guess!)

 

The company was called Iso Rivolta at that point iirc, it's technically an Iso Rivolta Lele :wink: It's also one of the best looking cars ever and absolute solid gold Exotoshite. Would do.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Limited- ... 1070770137

 

Slight rusting atayting above both rear wheel arches but otherwise great nick for age

 

$(KGrHqR,!nwFEE+ZYT4dBRBoh6Zu6!~~60_12.JPG

 

"Slight rust"? FUCK OFF!

 

 

Check out the height on that tide mark, its almost up to the bastard rain gutters!

 

I've seen this car in the flesh, have known of it for about ten years.

 

It never used to be silver, it was green...from sitting under those trees for yonks.

 

Is it just me or does that look preposterously over-tyred? Like something Bjork might take off-roading for cod near Rekyavik?

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Perhaps we need to see the picture again? :roll:

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