eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

These terrible heaps seem to creep out of every hole in the ground atm.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-CITROEN-BX16-TGS-ESTATE-1-OWNER-32-000-MILES-BARN-FIND-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-/272652941910

[Junkman]

So do these:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-rapid-136-ric-coupe-estelle-/162497935963

[Junkman]

If you don't have to transport more than what would fit into an estate:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bedford-rascal-pickup-/222494180491

[Junkman]

This wouldn't look too out of place in my back garden.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-TF-1954-/122471974980

[Junkman]

Ex Conelrad suspension time bomb anyone?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-VANDEN-PLAS-1500-/132176479890

 

Plah:

 

 

 

By their nature VDP's seem to be used sparingly therefore the 40,000 miles may be correct.

 

I bet they would be driven a lot more if they were up for it.

[Junkman]

Another Mitterandian death trap.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Citroen-CX-DTR-Turbo-2-Safari-Estate-Spares-Repairs-/122471396985

[Junkman]

Who was it who looked for a car to alleviate his back problems?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/American-ford-/322499611364

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

'Used to belong to me dad's firm. Right fakking tasty motor, used to mug off those Leyland melts no fakking danger'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dennis-Lorry-/232318677977?hash=item361745b3d9:g:K9sAAOSww9xZBi6a

[Junkman]

 

 

 

'Used to belong to me dad's firm. Right fakking tasty motor, used to mug off those Leyland melts no fakking danger'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dennis-Lorry-/232318677977?hash=item361745b3d9:g:K9sAAOSww9xZBi6a

 

 

 

Goodyear tyres right around.

 

Right around the rims I hope?

[Junkman]

This might or might not be a contender for the 'I didn't know...' thread for some.
 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GM-Holden-Ranger-Classic-Vauxhall-Opel-Rekord-Coupe-/172651448886

 

They were also built in Biel and Antwerp.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wrangler-jeep-4-lt-off-roader-4x4-/172653686192?hash=item2832f62db0:g:byQAAOSwjL5ZBjjE

 

 

Unsure whether having a welding mask in the middle of the American flag is more hopeless than pretending to have driven up a big fuck off kerb but having the ramp you actually used still visible in the pictures.

 

'Old man emu lift'

 

​If only poor old Rod Hull had used one of them

[Junkman]

Deidre in full Junkman spec. Hmmmm...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Dedra-2-0-ltr-Auto-/152529525773

[Junkman]

Has there ever been a more appropriate car for a serial killing spree?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Ford-Econoline-302-V8-auto-/152529411791

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars-renault-4-/182550767978

 

What a pile of scrap.

Still runs, mind.

[stillOrange]

Hurry up guys!!!

 

BiN £350 with ticket until March '18

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/172654803642

 

[richardmorris]

Another Mitterandian death trap.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-Citroen-CX-DTR-Turbo-2-Safari-Estate-Spares-Repairs-/122471396985

 

Generally it's not the gasket but the block becomes porous. Cheap recycled steel from Russia allegedly. The turbo 1 like I had didn't suffer the problem at all.

[Junkman]

Well, as long as they are stationary, they are relatively safe.

[cort16]

Not sure if dog or polar bear

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-LAND-ROVER-109-Full-tilt-series-3-Free-road-tax-/142368599703?hash=item2125d46e97:g:ZeQAAOSwX61ZByU~

[Belfast Gipsy]

So do these:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-rapid-136-ric-coupe-estelle-/162497935963

If it was 100 miles closer and £200 cheaper I'd have a go!

[oldcars]

Is so, so brown.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-s-type-3.0-v6-fully-loaded-58000miles-immaculate-condition-1-year-mot-/1235842638

History is spot on this one, must have been dry stored for a bit.

[kinkersaab]

I HATE s types...except that one... I LOVE that s type.

[Junkman]

If it was 100 miles closer and £200 cheaper I'd have a go!

 

Yeah, fascinating how something can be so far away from anywhere in the UK and still be in the UK.

I bet you receive more French and Dutch channels on your Radiomobile there than English ones.

Probably have to pay council tax for Bruges, too.

[Junkman]

Why are they taking such shit photos?

Well, it's a shit car, to be fair.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-FORD-PINTO-RAT-ROD-HOT-ROD-PROJECT-/252912151962

 

Well, it's a Wagon:

 

 

 

RAT ROD/HOT ROD PROJECT

 

Yeah, whatevs.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-SM-Project-with-Spares-/132177343850

 

 

 

Spares or repairs

 

WCPGW?

[Junkman]

Some people keep buying the wrong camper vans.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELIANT-FOX-CAMPER-VAN-850cc-VERY-RARE-CAMPERVAN-1985-/322501055459

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/5-0-v8-ford-mustang-ghia-1978-classic-project-/262961888436

 

It's only a V8 Ghia.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-Van-/322501074763

 

 

Brought this 8 months ago to renovate.

 

 

was running before I dismantled

[Junkman]

Too long to photograph between two trees.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-LINCOLN-Continental-Town-Car-7-5V8-LHD-no-Swap-Swop-Px-/152532134210

 

 

I'm not allowed to buy one before I reach the age of 80 says the Junkwoman.

Maybe I should tell her that I lied on my birth certificate?

[richardmorris]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-SM-Project-with-Spares-/132177343850

 

 

 

 

WCPGW?

 

 

Being bitten by large angry spiders from the look of the seconds photo!

[Zantimisfit]

Beautiful late model Simca 1100 in "Birds Custard" Yum

 

https://www.blocket.se/vasterbotten/Simca_1100___79_73010023.htm?ca=23_11&w=3