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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Speaking of Junkman style...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1931-Rover-10-25-Saloon-Original-dry-stored-/272642314596

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dry stored

 

That's a shitload better than restored.

 

 

be a shame in my opinion to restore this as its only original once

 

I like people who have their own opinion.

 

 

The registration is the original reg number and sadly sorry to say its transferrable, [no idea why people do this, it ruins things just to line peoples pockets...sad].

 

I must meet this man.

Oh, and I want that car!

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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Jesus, that Ro80 soft top is horrific

This sentence makes me want to kick the vendor in the plums.

 

"This car is a one of a kind - literally! The NSU Ro80 was never made as a convertible 2 door model - this car has been professionally converted to create a totally unique vehicle. As far as I know there are 5 of these in the world“

 

FFS! One of a kind, totally unique (AAARRRGGGHHHH! It is either unique or it isn't!) and there are 5 of them .

 

Twat.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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The Metro is a super-mini that was produced by Austin, and, later, Rover. It was launched in 1980 as the Austin mini-metro. It was intended to...

 

 

Total words in listing: 724

Words pertaining to the actual car for sale: 65

That's 91% IRRELEVANCE 

 

(and that's being very generous, considering those 65 "relevant" words contain a lot of nonsense about what an "excellent investment" it is. For some reason he lists one and only one of the cars features - "heated rear screen")

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MINI-Metro-Rover-Metro-Tahiti-Special-Very-rare-model-of-the-Metro-range-/112381690263

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Jesus, that Ro80 soft top is horrific

This sentence makes me want to kick the vendor in the plums.

 

"This car is a one of a kind - literally! The NSU Ro80 was never made as a convertible 2 door model - this car has been professionally converted to create a totally unique vehicle. As far as I know there are 5 of these in the world“

 

FFS! One of a kind, totally unique (AAARRRGGGHHHH! It is either unique or it isn't!) and there are 5 of them .

 

Twat.

 

 

Weirdly it was destroyed as late as 1991, when these have already long been coveted classics.

 

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Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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Ultimate Car .... the Fifth  

 

[stolen from Iain Banks' Culture starship name:  "Ultimate Ship, the Second"]

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Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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Hrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

 

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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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The Internet has been modifying itself so that my 8 year old browser can't correctly display more and more pages. Autoscout is the latest culprit.

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Probably obvious why I might have been browsing Gamma Coupe ads. This is the only ad that displays correctly.

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https://www.autoscout24.it/annunci/lancia-gamma-2000-coupe-benzina-bianco-6f59983b-19e6-4873-e053-e350040a30d6?cldtidx=8

Even this doesn't put me off.  Most Italian market Gammas are 2 litres which must spoil the drive somewhat compared to the mighty 2500. 

 

Until now I didn't know there had been a '90s Gamma Coupe. Not in the same class IMHO, but here's one for little more than the garden find above.

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https://www.autoscout24.it/annunci/lancia-gamma-coupe-benzina-blu-azzurro-e102a748-3bff-541d-e053-e350040a8972?cldtidx=10

Guest Breadvan72

Guest Breadvan72

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Why, I wonder, is everyone on the Forum hitting the internet 24/7 to search for Lancia Gammas, eh?   Has a Seismic event occurred? 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Streetwise-VVT-1-8-Spares-SAS-/182535422778

 

This Streetwise looks quite good, its a 1.8 Stepspeed effort which must be quite rare. Predictably the gearbox is knackered now, and they were shite when new anyway. I wondered how easy it would be to do a manual conversion on it. Googling the MG Rover forums finds lots of wondering and guessing but no real answers.

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Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

Rod/b

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Decepticon-Ferrari-Replica-F430-with-genuine-seats-/182533839770

 

If this could be squshed downwards a few inches it might look quite convincing I suppose.

 

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I love the desperation in thise fake Ferrari engines!!!!

 

 

Good to know, nice one Captain piss gums

What kind of ubercunt has 25 large to spend building a shit Ferrari replica complete with stickers from a film / toy franchise aimed at bedwetters?

  • pompei, richardthestag and spartacus
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MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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Not 1, Not 2, BUT 3 P76s!!!

 

1) 1973 in Green

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Super original with only 42000 Ks on the clock

 

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Leyland-P76-1973/SSE-AD-3914532/?Cr=4

 

2) 1973 Executive in Brown

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Super original with only 45000 Ks on the clock BUT BROWN SO BETTER

 

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Leyland-P76-1973/SSE-AD-4687683/?Cr=2

 

3) 1974 TARGA FLORIO!!!

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By the time you have read this, I have probably bought it so sorry for wasting your time.

 

https://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Leyland-P76-1974/OAG-AD-14620302/?Cr=6

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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Volvo 262C

 

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This Volvo has been for sale for at least 3 years and has slowly been dropping in price. Started at 10 grand but quickly dropped to $7900 and has slowly crept down to $4800 where it has been for the last year or so. If the price drops again I will be there, cash in hand, at the drop of a hat.

 

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Volvo-262-1980/SSE-AD-2681748/?Cr=8

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Cheap yankeedoodleDodge-y camper with a fucked roof in the land of Cavcraft

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/American-Classic-Dodge-Cheverlet-RV-/252898318162?hash=item3ae1ea1752:g:6IMAAOSwOgdYqwo~

  Engine Size: 7,210

 

7210 means I get to use the classic:

"It's got a cop motor, a 440-inch plant"

 

You too could be The Good Ole Boys!

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