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kinkersaab Rank: Citroen Ami

kinkersaab

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it was I that was after a kitten...will follow that one but its a bit salty for me.....

captain_70s Rank: Lancia Gamma

captain_70s

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Someone was looking for one of these from up Aberdeen way from memory, but the thread about it has gone.

Anyway here it is, a Reliant Kitten.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/reliant/reliant-kitten-1978-850cc/1232837186

I've seen another Kitten performing daily driver duties around Buckie. Same colour but with the square headlights. Wonder if it belongs to the same guy...

17-Coffees Rank: Citroen Ami

17-Coffees

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For reason's I cannot explain, I feel it's time for a microvan in my life, and as much as I like the Bedford-Daihatsu-Honda-Vauxhall ones of the 80's & early 90's, Im after something more modern*. So the Suzuki Carry fit's the bill...

 

As it so happens, there are two local* to me, both over 100 miles away. Well Local does mean "within Scotland" when it comes to cars...

 

So the first is a shade under £700 and has a MOT till next month...

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A little rough around the edges...

 

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Bloody hell, did this thing tip over while carrying a full load of Dulux paint? Actually that's a very real possibility....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-Carry-1-3-PETROL-/262884943366?hash=item3d3529e606%3Ag%3AoVwAAOSwol5YvueC

 

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The other one, as nearly a grand more at £1,600 and has a years MOT...

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Look's really nice actually.

 

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And clean inside & out!

Also has the original wheels with tyres fitted.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-carry-van-2002-51540-Miles-MOT-until-18-4-2018-nice-wee-van-/122444098115?hash=item1c823caa43:g:Lo4AAOSwc-tY7ntW

 

Seeing as these things normally sell for a grand and up, that second one is the more tempting.

 

What's that? Bugger I've got to sort a few things out in my life first before I should see about getting one. 

Bugga

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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The radio in that second one is the most hideous aftermarket radio I've seen.

  • Asimo, cobblers and Lacquer Peel
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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Would you like to drive around in Southern France looking like a total bellend?

 

Go right ahead:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CABRIOLET-CITROEN-2CV-BURTON-FOR-HIRE-IN-THE-SOUTH-OF-FRANCE-/152483096861

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Only three times the price of a proper hire car.

A friend of mine is building one of those. His is white with gullwing hardtop and red leather interior. Nearly finished - it's been three years so far.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hello, Stupid an...

 

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'Anything what I want?'

 

​Anything

 

'Ok, erm can I have Elvis Presley surf boarding a knife, next to a club handed Chris Isaak who's just shitting out a washing line full of clothes?' 

 

Owt else, chief?

 

'Yeah, make all this happen as some horses are jizzing on them'

 

Collect on Weds, please....

 

 

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.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/gia-gtek-streetfighter-spondon-Harris-Martek-special-/282434494230?hash=item41c2685f16:g:6YcAAOSwJ4hY8lNU

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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And this bad boy.

 

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Not checked MOT history mind you.

 

*edit* just realised there was a photo of the phail sheet and its rotten as a Tory MP.

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Gamma-Coupe-Injection-/332185188677

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Have you got a hard on yet?

No?

Then step right this way, sir:

 

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May I kindly ask Skizzer and Breadvan what the fuck you are waiting for?

I may* have slightly bought this, a bit. I went to look at it and it took an hour to persuade it to start. Obviously I didn't let that put me off. Collection on Monday.

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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I may* have slightly bought this, a bit. I went to look at it and it took an hour to persuade it to start. Obviously I didn't let that put me off. Collection on Monday.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I may* have slightly bought this, a bit. I went to look at it and it took an hour to persuade it to start. Obviously I didn't let that put me off. Collection on Monday.

 

What does it feel like to be a winner and a hero at the same time?

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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I'm calling Peter Best tomorrow.

 

BTW if you want a fucked up red car with black tape all over the wings you don't need to go to Penzance. 

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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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I might have to enquire about the XJ as well for the hell of it, I do like XJ40s. I feel it'd be harder to win the mother over though - when I told the mother the S124 was an auto she suddenly became enthusiastic and agreed to try and win over Old Man for me (which involves selling his A4). 

 

I don't think I'd convince either of them to let me have an XJ.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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What does it feel like to be a winner and a hero at the same time?

Worrying. No, wait - terrifying.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I know the feeling. Some terrifying vehicular developments could unfold at the GGG at any time as well.

Switches have been toggled, strings are being pulled. Granada migrating to Granadaland is part of the package.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Citroen-GSA-X1-LHD-Genuine-Barn-Find-/162481739196

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Genuine Barn Find!

 

 

After a days of hard work it looks totally different, don't you think?

 

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No, I don't.

 

 

 

Don't take me wrong, it is NOT in concourse condition and if you expect to come and drive it away then stop reading now

 

Yep. I just wonder why you dinglebrain didn't already scrap that hopeless shitheap in France.

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