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Stanky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Stanky

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A few more south-coast sub-£500 treats

 

We'll begin with the best

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-XM-2-0-SEi-/292049633008?hash=item43ff83bef0:g:ViAAAOSwuxFYwFjV

 

Next up, IOW tat from a barn. I would roll in one of these.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-COSWORTH-2-9-SCORPIO-ULTIMA-24V-AUTO-BARN-FIND-GRANADA-SIERRA-ESCORT-/272578574849?hash=item3f76f2fa01:g:zdEAAOSwtfhYpz2-

 

 

Finally, an advert where the seller CBA moving it out of its parking space and has taken some truly shit pictures as a result

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-CHRYSLER-NEON-SE-AUTO-SILVER-/332144463370?hash=item4d555a4e0a:g:xO0AAOSwSlBYue4k

 

Do these REALLY have a 2 or 3 speed auto box, or is it even worse and its actually two-thirds of a single speed gearbox where you have to choose two options from the following:

 

- town driving

- windy b-road

- motorway

 

and you can't have all of them? I wouldn't be surprised

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rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

rml2345

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A £350 caravan, made £2,950 worse by some Cath Kidson wannabe fucking spoon with a copy of Practical Vinyl Outhouse Covering monthly.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-retro-caravan-1950s-diner-style-C1-390-1978-Europa-fully-customized-/201846652331?hash=item2efeff7dab:g:3rAAAOSwol5YwWfJ

 

If they get £6,500 for that mobile pile of scrap Lego, not only will I show my arse in Burton's window, I'll wrap my bollocks in gold foil, coat my purple headed womb broom with Ferrero Rocher chocolate and invite Prince Charles's daughter-in-law to lick it off at Ascot next year.

That looks like it's oval bound c1996

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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I think there is a lot to like about this apart from the wheel arches.

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201702272722608

 

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It has 101032 miles on the clock and is in good condition throughout. This car originally belonged to the Brunei High Commission and comes with the release certificate and the certificate of re registration. Since I have owned this car it has been serviced regularly including new cam belt and rollers, fuel filter, regular oil changes, new brake hoses all round and new rear brake pipes and cylinders

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-HONDA-PRELUDE-AUTO-950-MILES-FROM-NEW-YES-950-MILES-UNIQUE-1-OFF-1-OWNER-CA-/182482792310?hash=item2a7cd26f76:g:1PoAAOSwdGFYwSG3

 

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'The Conversion Looks To Have Been Carried Out To A Very High Standard #

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Friggin nora, imagine ringing autoglass for some help with that mutha

 

 

EDIT, i'm talking about the 'livestock carrier' obvs

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-TRIUMPH-HERALD-948cc-ONLY-2-OWNERS-FROM-NEW-ULTRA-RARE-NOT-MANY-LEFT-/361924970009

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ONLY 2 OWNERS FROM NEW

 

From when else, you dolt?

 

 

ULTRA RARE NOT MANY LEFT

 

If something is ultra rare, then more often than not there are not many left.

One could also say that if there are not many left, it's ultra rare.

 

 

And the second owner owned the car up until i purchased it last week.

 

So it does not have only two owners from new. Two and one is three. At least it used to be before Common Core maths.

 

 

a very sold example for it's 57 Year age.

 

Then again, I wouldn't call three sales in almost 60 years very sold.

 

 

I WOULD LIKE AS MUCH AS I CAN GET FOR IT.

 

GLWTS

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