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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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A £350 caravan, made £2,950 worse by some Cath Kidson wannabe fucking spoon with a copy of Practical Vinyl Outhouse Covering monthly.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-retro-caravan-1950s-diner-style-C1-390-1978-Europa-fully-customized-/201846652331?hash=item2efeff7dab:g:3rAAAOSwol5YwWfJ

 

If they get £6,500 for that mobile pile of scrap Lego, not only will I show my arse in Burton's window, I'll wrap my bollocks in gold foil, coat my purple headed womb broom with Ferrero Rocher chocolate and invite Prince Charles's daughter-in-law to lick it off at Ascot next year. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Fancy proper engined Transit GL MPV thing

 

 

 

Worst parcel shelf I've ever seen

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-TRANSIT-2litre-petrol-GL-12-months-mot-/192049726401?hash=item2cb70e43c1:g:7qUAAOSw-0xYS~Td

 

Bad news M8, someone's swapped it for a pez one.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Bad news M8, someone's swapped it for a pez one.

 

 

RS2000 sports car engine m8 worth a fortune.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That Lancia is lovely but it seems like a lot of money given it's pretty fucked. I doubt you could buy it and restore it properly for less than what you could just go out and buy a nice one for.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Image trying to spell out that FIat's name to your insurance company.

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Check out the loon selling this fat lipped Yankee Bavarian.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-BMW-325-2-5i-Convertible-New-Cambelt-Only-47-ooo-Miles-2-Owners-Collectors-/272562729609

I have never in my entire career seen one of these with this amount of miles.

 

I never in my entire career seen one of these for this amount of money

 

£34,995.00

 

Insanity

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Wowsers those Lancia's are lovely. The bottom one looks significantly less wobby than the top one. 

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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That Lancia is lovely but it seems like a lot of money given it's pretty fucked. I doubt you could buy it and restore it properly for less than what you could just go out and buy a nice one for.

I dunno, I reckon £50k would get it up to scratch and you'd still have a comparatively 'cheap' one at the end of it.

I'll probably end up spending as much on my Model A as a 'good' one costs, but I couldn't stretch to a £15,000 one off payment. At least buying a project you can spread the cost out over a couple of years or whatever* and end up with the car you actually want instead of one built to somebody else's taste

 

* in one year I have spent £0 and made zero progress on that heap, so maybe not a great plan after al

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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That Lancia is lovely but it seems like a lot of money given it's pretty fucked. I doubt you could buy it and restore it properly for less than what you could just go out and buy a nice one for.

I dunno, I reckon £50k would get it up to scratch and you'd still have a comparatively 'cheap' one at the end of it.

I'll probably end up spending as much on my Model A as a 'good' one costs, but I couldn't stretch to a £15,000 one off payment. At least buying a project you can spread the cost out over a couple of years or whatever* and end up with the car you actually want instead of one built to somebody else's taste

 

* in one year I have spent £0 and made zero progress on that heap, so maybe not a great plan after al

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I bet all that steel and aluminium rubbing against each other for 50 years would make it horrible to restore.

You still need time patience and deep pockets to take on a 50 grand resto on a 30 grand car you can currently buy restored for 75 grand. I can understand why someone would do it but it'd need to be a labour of love. It's not a bargain.

 

I've been gradually increasing the value of my cortina by welding more pig iron onto it  year by year gradually increasing it's final weigh in value.

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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£35k for a 3 series in Septic shite spec? How much coke has he been snorting? £3,495 would be too strong for that, and KGF, oh deary me< I bet if you went near that Metro with a magnet it wouldn't stick to quite a lot of the body, and for the money they are asking, mileage would need to be under 10k. 

 

Anyway, have a look at this beige beast on the Oile of Woight, sexual

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Austin-Maxi-1750-loads-of-Maxi-spares/152465954054?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Dfb0d24769bf6450ea563fdb14d38d252%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D182483010022

 

 

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montytom Rank: BL Wedge

montytom

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£35k for a 3 series in Septic shite spec? How much coke has he been snorting? £3,495 would be too strong for that, and KGF, oh deary me< I bet if you went near that Metro with a magnet it wouldn't stick to quite a lot of the body, and for the money they are asking, mileage would need to be under 10k. 

 

Anyway, have a look at this beige beast on the Oile of Woight, sexual

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Austin-Maxi-1750-loads-of-Maxi-spares/152465954054?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Dfb0d24769bf6450ea563fdb14d38d252%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D182483010022

 

 

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Ooh I'm going back home to the island on the 18th. There are alot of old cars over there

chrisjvm Rank: BL Wedge

chrisjvm

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It looks oddly familiar.

 

Didn't somebody from here travel a few hundred miles to view it and it turned out to be a heap of shit? Or was that another beige A-reg Mitsubishi camper?

Don't know who it was but I think that was a 'coachbuilt'

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